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Donald Trump Jr. Social Media WTF?!

Twitter Users Collectively Puke After Kimberly Guilfoyle Reveals That Don Jr. Is ‘Big And Hairy’

Kimberly Guilfoyle — the disgraced former Fox News host who was dumped by the network for allegedly engaging in sexually harassment of a female co-worker — is now hawking sheets online, trying to grift as much cash as possible before her future father-in-law, Donald Trump, is locked up for the rest of his life.

Guilfoyle is also engaged to Donald Trump Jr., who was reportedly sleeping around on the mother of his five children while still married.

But something Guilfoyle said about the sheets she’s pushing has revolted many Twitter users.

During her sheet pitch, Guilfoyle remarked, “And the bedding is temperature regulating, so you sleep just right. It is literally on our bed.”

She added, “We have these sheets.They’re fantastic.”

“They keep just the right temperature. Don’t you hate it when you get like a hot bed, and you got to kick a leg out?”

But it was the next lines from Guilfoyle that set off internet revulsion:

“And you know, to share a bed with Don Jr. is like a big guy and like hairy. So you have to have the Cozy Earth sheets.”

“I’m telling you,” she added. “All right. So I have been a longtime Cozy Earth customer, as I said.”

Argh! Too much information! Must bleach my brain immediately to remove the horrific images!!

Twitter, do your thing.

 

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Congress GOP Social Media

Lauren Boebert Tweets Out The Ultimate Self-Own Of Herself And The Republican Party

Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) is absolutely furious that the Biden administration is launching a program to fight bias, hate, and violence against Jewish people in an effort to combat a rise in antisemitism across the country.

President Joe Biden announced the new plan on Thursday, the Associated Press reports, and it includes over 100 steps the administration will take to confront antisemitism.

Speaking during a videotaped address at the White House, Biden said the first U.S. National Strategy to Counter Antisemitism sends a “clear and forceful message” that “in America, evil will not win, hate will not prevail” and “the venom and violence of antisemitism will not be the story of our time.”

Months in the making, the strategy has four basic goals: increasing awareness and understanding of antisemitism, including its threat to America, and broadening appreciation of Jewish American heritage; improving safety and security for Jewish communities; reversing the normalization of antisemitism and countering antisemitic discrimination; and building “cross-community” solidarity and collective action to counter hate.

Even in a deeply divided country like the United States, you’d think just about everyone except the most hardcore bigots would support such an initiative, but Boebert suggested the plan was actually an attempt to target conservatives.

“When they say stuff like this, they mean they want to go after conservatives,” she tweeted. ”Their tactics are straight out of the USSR’s playbook.”

As we often say in the South, A hit dog always hollers.

Or, as one person noted in their response to Boebert, “Every radical MAGA GOP extremist’s accusation is a Confession!!!”

Others also joined the debate, reminding Boebert that she must have one hell of a guilty conscience.

 

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Elections GOP Joe Biden Social Media

Biden Trolls DeSantis After Ron’s Twitter Campaign Announcement Crashes And Burns

It was not a good evening for Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R), who decided to formally announce his candidacy for the 2024 GOP presidential nomination on Twitter, joined by Twitter CEO Elon Musk.

To put it mildly, the social media rollout was riddled with glitches and a completely embarrassment, as HuffPost notes.

Elon Musk, Twitter’s owner and former CEO, had teased the announcement for days, but things quickly went awry as audio feeds cut out and Twitter staff could be heard cutting in to try and fix the situation. At one point, more than 500,000 people seemed to be tuned in to the Twitter Spaces event before it suddenly went offline. Musk was able to launch a new online venue, but only about half of the original viewers were able to join.

Afterwards, the Biden-Harris 2024 campaign sent out a tweet that was clearly meant to mock DeSantis.

That was followed by celebratory tweets applauding the shade Biden had just thrown at DeSantis.

https://twitter.com/TasteYourShake/status/1661498127063437313?s=20

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Elections GOP Ron DeSantis Social Media

Greene Claims DeSantis’ 2024 Campaign Launch On Twitter Isn’t ‘Serious’ Because Social Media Is ‘Not Real’

Even though he formally filed paperwork today making it official that he will be seeking the 2024 Republican presidential nomination and is scheduled to publicly announce his intentions on Twitter Spaces with Twitter CEO Elon Musk later this evening, Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis isn’t really “serious” about being president because he’s doing so on social media, according to Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA).

Greene made her comments on Steve Bannon’s “War Room” podcast today, asserting that DeSantis needs to be in front of a large group of people to be taken seriously.

“You don’t announce that you’re running for President of the United States in some kind of weird little Twitter world,” Greene shrieked. “It’s not a real world! Twitter is not real! So I can’t comprehend why that would be the place to do the announcement. It makes no sense to me and it’s not serious!”

Of course, the irony of Greene’s comments cannot be overstated. After all, her lord and savior, Donald Trump, spent his entire presidency announcing things (including the hiring and firing of staff) on Twitter. It was his preferred mode of communication before he was booted from the platform for his repeated lies about the 2020 election, which was won in a landslide by President Joe Biden.

Greene also uses Twitter to excess, sharing videos of her demented rantings dozens of times each and every day.

As you might expect, Twitter users had some choice words for the Georgia Republican.

https://twitter.com/ta06/status/1661431280893067269?s=20
 

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Donald Trump Lara Trump Social Media

Lara Trump’s Claim That Donald Always Tells The Truth Gets Destroyed On Social Media

According to Lara Trump, the daughter-in-law of indicted sex offender and former president Donald Trump, the release of a report from special prosecutor John Durham is proof that the disgraced ex-president has been right about all of his crazy conspiracy theories.

Lara appeared on Newsmax and remarked, “How many times has what he said actually come true? Pretty much everything he ever talked about — and, by the way, he was mocked for saying — have all come true.”

But as HuffPost notes, the former president is almost never right, and he wasn’t right about the Durham report either.

The former president had claimed Durham would uncover “the crime of the century.” Instead, the report called the FBI’s activities “extremely troublesome,” and concluded the agency shouldn’t have launched its collusion probe, but did not recommend new charges or “wholesale changes” to guidelines or policy.

But when you consider that the Washington Post tracked the lies and falsehoods uttered by the twice-impeached former president during his four years in office (over 30,000 total), Lara’s claim of her father-in-law being “right about everything” is total bullshit.

Twitter users were quick to set the record straight for Lara.