Now that he no longer has a Twitter or Facebook account, failed, one-term former President Donald Trump has been relegated to issuing press releases that feel like something that belongs back in the Nixon administration.
The good news, however, is that even though Donnie has no social media accounts, he still manages to get his rants out for us to laugh at and for others to obliterate online, where the ex-president remains locked out.
One thing hasn’t changed when it comes to Trump’s public pronouncements: They’re half-baked and filled with lies, much like his four years in office were.
Such is the case with an attempted cheap shot at CNN and other media outlets who refuse to bow before the Donald:
Sorry, Don, but the news isn’t “boring” since you left D.C. Instead, it’s sane and doesn’t leave us all terrified of whether or not we’re going to wake up in an American version of Nazi Germany. Excuse the hell out of us for preferring competency and compassion to idiocy and hatred.
But the best part of Trump’s attempt at snark is the response he received from CNN’s Jake Tapper, who posted this:
And then Tapper used Trump’s least favorite thing in the world, facts, to completely humiliate Dotard Don:
#1 is something Trump will never be again. It is, however, one of two reasons he has to wear a diaper.