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Marjorie Taylor Greene Says The Media Is To Blame For Her Reputation Of Being ‘Unintelligent’

According to Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA), it’s “completely unfair” that so many people think she’s “unintelligent,” and the media is to blame for her having a reputation for being intellectually inadequate.

Speaking to conservative podcaster Lisa Boothe, Greene whined:

“They create me as someone to not be liked. They make me out as if I’m angry or crazy or basically just unintelligent, which, you know, is completely unfair. But they say give me all the ‘isms.’ You know, ‘ists.’ Like the racist, the homophobic, um, you know, anti-Semitic. They put all those labels on me and none of them are true.

“That’s pretty frustrating so I think people get the wrong idea about me.”

And yet, in the very next breath, Greene proved why so many of us think she’s a lightweight when it comes any serious discussion of something as important as U.S. foreign policy.

Greene told Boothe that it’s not fair to spend money on arming Ukraine when mothers in the United States are unable to find formula for their babies, even though the two are not the least bit connected:

“Our government, it’s not the same government. It’s a regime. They’re communists. They are waging a war against America. Anyone that went inside the Capitol on Jan. 6, whether they just walked around or they fought with police officers or they broke their way in, no matter what level they were on, they have become political targets. They have been arrested. They’re being prosecuted.”

They’re being prosecuted because that’s what happens to insurrectionists who try to stage a coup and overturn a free and fair election. If the same had been done in 2016 when Trump won, you can bet Greene would have wanted public executions for anyone who played a role.

The Georgia congresswoman also went on a rant about Nina Jankowicz, who will lead the Department of Homeland Security disinformation board:

“The ministry of truth is absolutely absurd and that woman, we have a lot to say about her. The very idea that they can make her the decision-maker of what’s true and what isn’t true and she’s just clearly a far-left woman who seems miserable in her own right.”

To borrow a line from the film “Forrest Gump” that applies to Marjorie Taylor Greene, “Stupid is as stupid does.”

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Lauren Boebert’s ‘Free Speech’ Rant On The House Floor Gets A Brutal Clapback From Jamie Raskin

Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) decided it was time once again to draw attention to the fact that she’s an airheaded buffoon who barely has enough sense to get in out of the rain.

So the Colorado congresswoman went to the House floor and began ranting about how conservatives are being censored on media platforms and her dislike of the creation of a disinformation governance board at the Department of Homeland Security.

When she had finished, Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-MD) immediately let her know that he wants her to talk as often and as much as possible, and he explained why:

“Unlike some of our colleagues on the other side, we’re not interested in censoring other people’s speech. We want the whole world to see how the gentlelady from Colorado speaks, in public, as a member of Congress. We want everyone to look at that.”

Others on social media then joined the mockery of Boebert:

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Lauren Boebert: If I’m Not Reelected, Kids Will Be Taught ‘Comprehensive Sex Ed’ In School

According to insurrectionist Congresswoman Lauren Boebert (R-CO), if she isn’t reelected in the November midterm, children will be taught “comprehensive sex education.”

Appearing on Newsmax Sunday, Boebert told host Seb Gorka that it’s more important than ever that she remain in Congress despite her incredibly high unfavorable rating because kids might learn about sex.

“Comprehensive sex education,” Bobert added, includes letting young people know that they can “choose your gender” and “abortion is a form of birth control.” What she conveniently neglected to mention, however, is that schools in Colorado allow parents to opt-out of any and all sex ed discussions.

Keep in mind that while right-wing Republicans such as Boebert don’t want young people to learn anything about sex, they’re the very same people who are also opposed to contraception and a woman’s right to choose. Their hypocrisy is obvious and will only result in more unwanted pregnancies, sexually-transmitted diseases, and destroyed lives.

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This Tweet From Lauren Boebert Is So Crazy That Social Media Users Are Still Shaking Their Heads

It’s a given that some crazy stuff gets posted on social media. If you doubt that, just take a spin around Twitter or Facebook on any given day and you’ll run across all kinds of head-scratching nonsense that borders on unintelligible and/or vapid.

But a tweet posted by Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) has completely confounded even the most forgiving of social media patrons because it quite simply makes no sense whatsoever.

Here’s an attempt to decrypt that word salad:

Inflation numbers were released, so the first sentence checks out.

But the “tobacco industry being immune from prostitutes being sued” is a complete non sequitur. Where in the hell did that come from, and what does it mean? Do you recall reading anything in the news lately about the tobacco industry being sued by prostitutes or vice versa?

As for “any sort of economic solution,” be sure and note that Ms. Boebert provided no ideas of her own regarding economic policies she thinks might be used to combat inflation.

Twitter users were left shaking their heads to the point of dizziness.

 

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Marjorie Taylor Greene Files Police Report Against Jimmy Kimmel For Making Fun Of Her

Proving that the biggest snowflakes in the world reside in the Republican Party, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) filed a report with the U.S. Capitol Police on Wednesday because comedian Jimmy Kimmel made a joke about her.

HuffPost reports:

During his monologue on Tuesday night, Kimmel ridiculed Greene for accusing three Republican senators of being “pro-pedophile” because they voted to confirm Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson.

“Wow, where is Will Smith when you really need him, huh?” Kimmel quipped, referring to the actor who slapped comedian Chris Rock onstage at the Oscars last month.

That led Greene to post a tweet announcing that she had filed a report:

“This threat of violence against me by @jimmykimmel has been filed with the @CapitolPolice.”

Kimmel responded to Greene in brilliant fashion:

Keep in mind that while Greene is suddenly asking the Capitol Police to take her seriously, she was one of 21 House Republicans who voted against awarding the Congressional Gold Medal to members of the force who responded on January 6, 2021 when pro-Trump rioters stormed the seat of government, killing a Capitol policeman.

Others on Twitter also had some choice words for Greene.