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Marjorie Taylor Greene Humiliates Herself By Trying To Dictate What Laws Canada Should Enact

Poor Marjorie Taylor Greene. The Georgia Republican congresswoman has virtually no power despite being a member of the House of Representatives, so she’s decided that now she’ll try to tell our Canadian allies how they should conduct their own internal policy on the issue of guns and gun control.

On Monday, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced he was proposing legislation that would greatly restrict gun ownership in his country, CNN reports:

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau on Monday announced the introduction of a bill that would place a national freeze on handgun ownership across Canada.

“What this means is that it will no longer be possible to buy, sell, transfer or import handguns anywhere in Canada,” Trudeau said in a news conference.

“In other words we’re capping the market,” he added.

If passed, the new anti-gun legislation will fine gun smuggling and trafficking “by increasing maximum criminal penalties and providing more tools for law enforcement to investigate firearm crimes,” Trudeau said.

The new legislation would also require that long gun magazines “can never” hold more than five rounds.

But to hear Rep. Greene tell it, Trudeau has become a communist dictator whose father was actually Fidel Castro, and she spilled her impotent rage all over Twitter for the world to see and scoff at. Take a look:

There’s a lot to unpack there, but let’s see what we can do.

First of all, Canada can pass whatever laws they want regarding their own country. End of story.

Secondly, who is going to invade Canada? The only real threat they face is a spillover of violence from the United States. And Margie’s assertion that Russia is a threat to the Canadians is laughable.

Lastly, no one in this country has suggested doing anything like what Trudeau is proposing, so why is Greene getting so damn agitated? Simple. She’s running for reelection and needs issues she can use to frighten voters.

It didn’t take long before Marjorie was slapped down on social media.

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Photo Of Obese Trump Digging For Ice Cream Sets Off Peals Of Laughter Online

When he was still in office, there were reports that failed, one-term, twice-impeached former President Donald Trump had ice cream at the end of just about every meal and that he insisted on two scoops to the one that others received.

CNN reported in May of 2017:

President Donald Trump is living every child’s dream: More ice cream.

According to an extensive interview with TIME Magazine, Trump’s White House staff has settled into Trump’s routine and know his desires, sometimes before he does,

For example: Trump takes two scoops of ice cream with his chocolate cream pie, TIME reported, while everyone else around the table gets just one.

Now, five years later, it appears that the already obese Trump can’t keep his hands off the ice cream.

A photo circulating on social media shows the ex-president at his Mar-a-Lago golf resort in Palm Beach, Florida, where the Donald has been living since he lost the 2020 election badly to President Joe Biden.

Be sure and note that Trump already has two ice cream bars of some sort in his left hand while the little girl appears to have none.

That hand and arm also look mighty flabby, don’t they? Is it possible he’s put on even more weight since he left office? You know what they say: The picture doesn’t like.

Twitter quickly exploded with uproarious laughter.

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MT Greene Goes On Bizarre Rant About ‘Fake Meat’ And The Feds Tracking Bowel Movements

If you’ve ever listened to Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) speak for more than 10 seconds or so, then you know she has absolutely nothing of any real value to say.

That being said, Greene is good for comic relief and mockery. On those counts she never ever disappoints, probably because she’s so damn vacuous and simple-minded.

For example, on her pathetic excuse of a podcast, Greene suggested that Microsoft founder Bill Gates wants to make us all eat fake beef and then track our bowel movements.

Yes, really.

Mediaite notes that Greene went on one hell of a fact-free rant:

“The government totally wants to provide surveillance on every part of your life,” Greene said during a recent broadcast of “MTG Live.” “They want to know when you’re eating. They want to know if you’re eating a cheeseburger, which is very bad because Bill Gates wants you to eat his fake meat that grows in a peach tree dish. So you’ll probably get a little zap inside your body that’ll say ‘No, no, don’t eat a real cheeseburger, you need to eat…the fake meat from Bill Gates.”

The freshman representative added that “they probably also want to know when you go to the bathroom and if your bowel movements are on time or consistent.”

While Greene floated a number of conspiracies in that roughly 30-second span, she was particularly called out for appearing to say “peach tree dish” instead of “Petri dish” — with many pointing to her “Gazpacho police” gaffe as precedent.

Wow! Greene has said a lot of head-shaking things in her life, but this may well be the most deranged. Careful not to flush, because Marjorie says the poop police are coming to see what you’ve been eating.

Let the online mockery begin!

Poor Marjorie. She’s so stupid she can’t help but become a running joke.

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Lauren Boebert Gets Furious When Voters Laugh At Her During A Debate With GOP Primary Opponent

Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) loves childing and trolling others, but she wound up being the butt of the joke over when she debated her GOP primary opponent and found herself being mocked and ridiculed by members of the audience.

Boebert is being opposed by State Sen. Don Coram, whom she accused of being an “illegal drug dealer” and seller of “hot hemp.” However, she neglected to mention that Colorado legalized the possession and sale of marijuana back in 2012.

When the audience began to laugh at Boebert, she got incredibly defensive, according to The Denver Post:

As the debate moved forward the crowd devolved into booing some comments from the candidates and laughing at others. At one point Boebert joined the moderator in calling for “order” and Coram laughed and said “this is fun.”

The two accused each other of corruption. Boebert said her opponent used the legislative process to line his own pockets, to which he suggested she bring any facts she might have forward in court.

In return, Coram noted that Boebert’s husband took in hundreds of thousands of dollars working as a consultant for an energy firm, a fact she didn’t disclose during her initial campaign.

Boebert loves being a bully, but she loses her shit when someone dares to point out facts about her own shady past. For example:

(Boebert) who often espouses a pro-police, law-and-order message on the campaign trail — has been arrested and summonsed at least four times over the past decade, records show.

Twitter also had fun with Boebert’s actions during the debate.

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WATCH: Greg Abbott Greeted By Boos And Jeers As He Arrives To Meet With President Biden

When he went to meet with President Joe Biden, who was in Texas to meet with the relatives of those who lost loved ones in the Uvalde school shooting on Sunday, it quickly became clear that Texas Gov. Greg Abbott (R) is not exactly very popular in his home state at the moment.

Abbott, who has refused to discuss new gun laws in the Lone Star State despite the horrific shooting at Robb Elementary school that left 19 children and two of their teachers dead, was roundly booed and jeered by crowds who had gathered to see President Biden’s arrival.

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Abbott is facing an uncertain bid for reelection in November, when he will face Democratic nominee Beto O’Rourke. Texas hasn’t had a Democratic governor since Ann Richards won in 1991.