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Marjorie Taylor Greene Humiliates Herself By Trying To Dictate What Laws Canada Should Enact

Poor Marjorie Taylor Greene. The Georgia Republican congresswoman has virtually no power despite being a member of the House of Representatives, so she’s decided that now she’ll try to tell our Canadian allies how they should conduct their own internal policy on the issue of guns and gun control.

On Monday, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced he was proposing legislation that would greatly restrict gun ownership in his country, CNN reports:

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau on Monday announced the introduction of a bill that would place a national freeze on handgun ownership across Canada.

“What this means is that it will no longer be possible to buy, sell, transfer or import handguns anywhere in Canada,” Trudeau said in a news conference.

“In other words we’re capping the market,” he added.

If passed, the new anti-gun legislation will fine gun smuggling and trafficking “by increasing maximum criminal penalties and providing more tools for law enforcement to investigate firearm crimes,” Trudeau said.

The new legislation would also require that long gun magazines “can never” hold more than five rounds.

But to hear Rep. Greene tell it, Trudeau has become a communist dictator whose father was actually Fidel Castro, and she spilled her impotent rage all over Twitter for the world to see and scoff at. Take a look:

There’s a lot to unpack there, but let’s see what we can do.

First of all, Canada can pass whatever laws they want regarding their own country. End of story.

Secondly, who is going to invade Canada? The only real threat they face is a spillover of violence from the United States. And Margie’s assertion that Russia is a threat to the Canadians is laughable.

Lastly, no one in this country has suggested doing anything like what Trudeau is proposing, so why is Greene getting so damn agitated? Simple. She’s running for reelection and needs issues she can use to frighten voters.

It didn’t take long before Marjorie was slapped down on social media.

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Peter Doocy Is Now Suggesting Biden May Ban The Sale Of Handguns In The US

Fox News White House Correspondent Peter Doocy suggested Monday during the daily press briefing that President Joe Biden might try to ban the sale of handguns in the United States.

Doocy referenced remarks made by Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau about possibly banning the importation and sale of guns into his country, which was reported by the Washington Post:

Canada on Monday introduced new gun-control legislation that, if passed, would implement a “national freeze” on buying, importing, transferring and selling handguns, effectively capping the number of such weapons already in the country.

The bill, which officials here cast as “the most significant action on gun violence in a generation,” also includes “red flag” laws that would allow judges to temporarily remove firearms from people deemed to be a danger to themselves or others and stiffer penalties for gun smuggling and trafficking.

“We recognize that the vast majority of gun owners in this country are responsible and follow all necessary laws,” Prime Minister Justin Trudeau told reporters in Ottawa. “We are, however, facing a level of gun violence in our communities that is unacceptable.”

That led Doocy to ask White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre:

“Canada is making it impossible to buy, sell, transport or import handguns. Would President Biden ever consider a similar restriction on handguns here?”

Jean-Pierre replied:

“We’ll leave it up to other countries to set their policy on gun ownership. The president has made his position clear. The United States needs to act as I just laid out. He supports a ban on the sale of assault weapons and high capacity magazines and expanded background checks to keep guns out of the dangerous hands.”

She then added:

“He does not support a ban on the sale of all handguns.”

Doocy knows damn well that President Biden isn’t planning to ban guns in the United States, and there’s no way he could even if he wanted to. Such a move would never be approved by the courts, especially the U.S. Supreme Court, which currently has six conservatives among its nine members.

Fox and Doocy are trying to frighten their viewers for ratings. They’ve been doing it ever since Fox debuted back in 1996.

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Matt Gaetz Gets Crushed When He Lists The Reasons People ‘Need’ An AR-15

Despite the fact that 21 people were gunned down at Robb Elementary School in Uvalde, Texas a week ago, Republicans continue to insist there’s no reason to even consider making it more difficult for Americans to purchase weapons such as the AR-15 allegedly used by the killer in Texas.

One of those Republicans happens to be Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL), Queerty reports:

The tragic shooting that unfolded in Uvalde, Texas, last week, which resulted in 19 elementary school kids and two of their teachers being killed, is prompting some people to rethink their attitudes towards guns.

Not Matt Gaetz.

Yesterday, someone on Twitter asked Gaetz to explain, “Why do civilians need AR-15? Honest question.”

That led to some sharp responses:

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Photo Of Obese Trump Digging For Ice Cream Sets Off Peals Of Laughter Online

When he was still in office, there were reports that failed, one-term, twice-impeached former President Donald Trump had ice cream at the end of just about every meal and that he insisted on two scoops to the one that others received.

CNN reported in May of 2017:

President Donald Trump is living every child’s dream: More ice cream.

According to an extensive interview with TIME Magazine, Trump’s White House staff has settled into Trump’s routine and know his desires, sometimes before he does,

For example: Trump takes two scoops of ice cream with his chocolate cream pie, TIME reported, while everyone else around the table gets just one.

Now, five years later, it appears that the already obese Trump can’t keep his hands off the ice cream.

A photo circulating on social media shows the ex-president at his Mar-a-Lago golf resort in Palm Beach, Florida, where the Donald has been living since he lost the 2020 election badly to President Joe Biden.

Be sure and note that Trump already has two ice cream bars of some sort in his left hand while the little girl appears to have none.

That hand and arm also look mighty flabby, don’t they? Is it possible he’s put on even more weight since he left office? You know what they say: The picture doesn’t like.

Twitter quickly exploded with uproarious laughter.

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MT Greene Goes On Bizarre Rant About ‘Fake Meat’ And The Feds Tracking Bowel Movements

If you’ve ever listened to Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) speak for more than 10 seconds or so, then you know she has absolutely nothing of any real value to say.

That being said, Greene is good for comic relief and mockery. On those counts she never ever disappoints, probably because she’s so damn vacuous and simple-minded.

For example, on her pathetic excuse of a podcast, Greene suggested that Microsoft founder Bill Gates wants to make us all eat fake beef and then track our bowel movements.

Yes, really.

Mediaite notes that Greene went on one hell of a fact-free rant:

“The government totally wants to provide surveillance on every part of your life,” Greene said during a recent broadcast of “MTG Live.” “They want to know when you’re eating. They want to know if you’re eating a cheeseburger, which is very bad because Bill Gates wants you to eat his fake meat that grows in a peach tree dish. So you’ll probably get a little zap inside your body that’ll say ‘No, no, don’t eat a real cheeseburger, you need to eat…the fake meat from Bill Gates.”

The freshman representative added that “they probably also want to know when you go to the bathroom and if your bowel movements are on time or consistent.”

While Greene floated a number of conspiracies in that roughly 30-second span, she was particularly called out for appearing to say “peach tree dish” instead of “Petri dish” — with many pointing to her “Gazpacho police” gaffe as precedent.

Wow! Greene has said a lot of head-shaking things in her life, but this may well be the most deranged. Careful not to flush, because Marjorie says the poop police are coming to see what you’ve been eating.

Let the online mockery begin!

Poor Marjorie. She’s so stupid she can’t help but become a running joke.