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Donald Trump Jr: Roe Was Overturned Because Obama Made Fun Of My Daddy In 2011

Much like his father, Donald Trump Jr. insists on internalizing and personalizing everything anyone says or does that they disagree with.

For example, the failed, one-term, twice-impeached former president has been best buddies with someone and then turned on that same person when he or she dared to disagree with him. Most recently, that has been former VP Mike Pence, who was once lauded by Trump but is now persona non grata.

Don Jr., on the other hand, wants us to believe that the reason the right-wing Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade today is because Barack Obama made fun of his daddy at a White House Correspondent’s Dinner in 2011.

Remember that dinner? Obama was in rare form, saying of the Donald:

“Now, I know that he’s taken some flak lately, but no one is happier, no one is prouder to put this birth certificate matter to rest than The Donald. And that’s because he can finally get back to focusing on the issues that matter — like, did we fake the moon landing? What really happened in Roswell? And where are Biggie and Tupac?”

That, according to Junior, is why millions of American women no longer have the right to make their own reproductive choices.

Don Jr. posted on Truth Social (his daddy’s piss-poor Twitter imitator), with this bit of dreck:

How does that posting read to you? For me, it comes across like this: Bad black man made fun of my daddy, so now women have to pay the price! How ya like that, Barack?

Yeah, it’s childish. But what do you expect from a trust fund brat who has never worked a day in his life, cheated on the mother of his children, and often makes videos in which he looks like he’s just snorted up half the nation of Peru?

Twitter users were only too happy to respond to Junior, and they didn’t pull any punches:

Don Jr. is so damn clueless that he doesn’t even realize his desperate attempt to “own the libs” only resulted in him owning himself.

 

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Trump Is Considering Self-Publishing His Memoir For Fear He’ll Get A Smaller Cash Advance Than Obama

Proving yet again what a pathetic and insecure excuse of a man he is, Politico reports that failed, one-term, twice-impeached former President Donald Trump is thinking of self-publishing his presidential memoir because he’s afraid he’ll be offered a smaller cash advance for his book than former President Barack Obama received.

With allies setting up their own publishing house, the president could potentially circumvent those hurdles. It allows Trump confidants to run everything from publishing to marketing in house, while keeping data on purchases. But it also has left the impression in the industry that the former president has given up on trying to score a deal with one of the “Big Five” houses.

One publishing executive said Trump simply cannot stand to think of making less for his book than Obama got. Obama and his wife, former First Lady Michelle Obama, were given a massive $60 million advance for their post-White House memoirs:

“My suspicion is Trump is self-publishing because he doesn’t want the humiliation of getting a smaller advance than he has before or anyone finding out that it is smaller than Obama’s. I imagine that’s as big a part of it as anything.”

Conservative political figures have long whined that they cannot get fair treatment from the mainstream media, which has led some of them to go the self-publishing route, according to Keith Urbahn, president and co-founder of Javelin, a literary and creative agency:

“There has been a proliferation of imprints and ventures to capitalize on a broader economic trend which is the segmenting of our economy into partisan tribes. Publishing is following that route. It may be the future in terms of post-presidential publishing especially for Republicans who feel persecuted by big media, big tech, and New York publishing houses. This is their way to do it.”

A political figure as controversial and divisive as Trump might also have trouble getting a respectable publisher to go near anything he writes, if only because so much of what Donald claims turns out to be nothing more than lies, fabrications, conspiracy theories, and outright bullshit:

“Trump has not yet written a post-presidential memoir. And part of the reason, sources in the industry say, is that some of the major publishing houses have recoiled at the prospect of having to fact-check his work or the social backlash that would ensue.”

Poor Donald. He’s still trying to measure himself against his predecessor in the White House, failing to realize he will never compare favorably to a man who won two terms and is still one of the most respected people in the world.