Month: March 2023

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Donald Trump Ivanka Trump

Trump Has A New Personal Assistant Who Looks A Lot Like His Daughter

Her name is Natalie Harp, and these days she’s seen literally everywhere with failed, one-term former president Donald Trump.

But what many have found most interesting (and downright creepy) is how much she resembles the disgraced ex-president’s daughter, Ivanka.

According to The Daily Mail:

Donald Trump’s glamorous assistant left her hosting job at the conservative One America Network to take a plum role in the former president’s communications team. 

Natalie Harp, 31, was the second OAN employee to jump ship for Trump’s team – after Christina Bobb left a year ago – and took up the job in March 2022, having quit as host of The Real Story.

The young blonde comes from a devout Christian family and recently tragically lost her father, Dr Robert Harp, an esteemed and highly-respected entrepreneur and executive at the Biola University in Los Angeles. 

Most often, Harp spends her days with Trump on the golf course at Mar-a-Lago while he awaits indictment in several venues, including Manhattan and Fulton County, Georgia.

Harp is often seen accompanying the 2024 presidential candidate, 76, on his daily golfing trips, riding in her own golf cart that is specially equipped with a laptop and computer so she can readily show Trump positive stories about himself. 

On Wednesday, the pair were seen cruising around Trump International Golf Club in West Palm Beach, where Harp was seen wearing a chic pink tennis outfit with a black skirt and skintight hot pink top with a matching hat. She accessorized with a comfortable pair of white tennis shoes. 

And if you wonder why a young woman as beautiful as Natalie Harp wants to hang around with and old geezer like Donald Trump, consider this quote, which sounds like it came directly from a MAGA cultist:

“What I especially appreciate about Liberty’s (University) vision is that every field of knowledge is treated as a mission field — whether in education, business, or politics. Doing God’s work is not limited to ministry in churches or foreign countries but deep in the heart of our own neighborhoods — and yes, even the DC Swamp,” she said.

Donald Trump IS the DC swamp. Too bad Harp is too damn brainwashed to understand that.

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Ana Navarro Lays The Ultimate Burn On Donald Trump Regarding His Indictment 

Ana Navarro of “The View” (along with her fellow co-hosts) celebrated the indictment of failed, one-term, twice-impeached former president Donald Trump on Friday, and managed to lay the ultimate burn on the ex-president.

Sunny Hostin began the festivities, noting, “We feel good!”

“I said he would be held criminally responsible because no one is above the law, Hostin added. “You can’t commit so many crimes and think that you are above the law even if you are the president. … It’s a celebration of the law and how it applies to all of us.”

That’s when Navarro joined the conversation and provided what may well be the best line so far on Donnie’s Manhattan indictment.

“I want to thank this special grand jury because they’ve been meeting for weeks and weeks,” Navarro said. “They’ve done this incredibly seriously. This was not an easy case, this was a case that has risks, and so I thank them because these are regular New Yorkers. These are not people with a political agenda. These are regular New Yorkers. Donald Trump finally won a popular vote yesterday. The grand jury voted to indict him last night.”

Navarro also had this to say:

“I was reading this article where Jared [Kushner] and Ivanka [Trump] want to start their new life in Miami. They now can give their children the distinction of having matching mugshots for both of their grandfathers. You can pick whether you want Charlie Kushner or Donald Trump mugshot if you are Jared and Ivanka’s child.”

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Trump Had Better Prepare Himself For ‘Much More Serious Charges’ In Georgia: Report

While the 34-count indictment handed down by a grand jury in Manhattan is currently making the headlines, failed one-term, twice-impeached former president Donald Trump faces much greater legal peril — including decades behind bars — in the state of Georgia.

Fulton County, Georgia District Attorney Fani Willis certainly understands that her investigation is serious business and is taking every precaution, the Atlanta Journal-Constitution reports.

Willis travels with a security detail and has equipped some members of her team with bulletproof vests and keychains with panic buttons. Early last year, she urged the FBI to conduct a risk assessment of the Fulton courthouse and government center after Trump called for similar large-scale protests against “prosecutorial misconduct” during a political rally. A few months later, the Fulton Sheriff’s office blocked off vehicle traffic on the streets surrounding the courthouse the day members of a special grand jury were selected and deployed a SWAT team to protect jurors as they returned to their cars hours later. It also assigned heavily armed officers to guard the courthouse steps and a bomb-sniffing dog the day a key witness, Trump’s former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn, arrived to testify.

Charles Pierce of Esquire notes that even if Trump does manage to slither out of being convicted in New York, the stakes in the Peach State are significantly higher.

And, even if the former president* were to win in New York, so what? Willis’ charges are far more serious than Bragg’s are. In Atlanta, the former president* may be indicted for crimes against the republic, for offenses against the idea of popular democracy. That is also Jack Smith’s brief for the DOJ, an investigation that looms like a giant Dust Bowl cloud behind these state prosecutions. Time has come today, in the immortal words of the Chambers Brothers. There are things to…realize.

 

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Eric Trump Whines About His Old Man’s Indictment By Complaining About … CVS Pharmacy?!

The Trump spawn were out in full force Thursday evening after disgraced former president Donald Trump was indicted on more than 30 counts by a Manhattan grand jury.

Eric Trump, who serves as Executive Vice President of the Trump Organization, made an appearance on Fox News, whining to host Sean Hannity about how unfair it is that his old man is now facing the very serious prospect of spending significant time in prison.

HuffPost reports that Eric made an odd subject shift during his discussion with Hannity.

Eric Trump, who called the indictment “third world prosecutorial misconduct” in a tweet, suggested in an interview with Fox News host Sean Hannity on Thursday that Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg and New York Attorney General Letitia James have political motives in targeting his father.

He claimed that his family didn’t receive “so much as a speeding ticket” before his father’s presidency and name-dropped CVS during his claim that New York City was falling apart.

“I went into literally CVS the other day, and you can’t buy Tylenol because it’s locked behind these glass counters because there’s so much theft, there’s so much looting, there’s so much homelessness and crime.

“But their attention is going after Donald Trump.”

When someone says they “literally” did something (especially if their last name is Trump), you can automatically assume that they’re lying their ass off.

While he was at it, Eric also insisted that his dad “deserves a pass,” which led Hannity to make the obligatory right-winger mention of Hillary Clinton, whom he claimed received a pass.

Don’t you just love how the Trumps continue to believe they should be allowed to commit any criminal act and get away with it? Karma is finally catching up with them and it’s so damn fun watching them squirm.

Lock ’em all up and throw away the key!

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Weepy Lindsey Graham Begs Fox Viewers To Give Money To Trump’s Legal Defense Fund

If you see the name of Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) trending on social media this morning, it’s because he made a complete jackass of himself during an appearance on Sean Hannity’s show Thursday evening.

Graham was discussing the indictment of disgraced ex-president Donald Trump by a Manhattan grand jury with the Fox News host when he got all weepy and started begging viewers to send cash to the failed one-term, twice-impeached former president for his legal defense.

His eyes red as if he’d been crying and at times slurring his words, Graham whined:

“They’re trying to destroy Donald Trump because they fear him at the ballot box. To the conservatives out there, make sure you vote if you got friends, make sure they vote. If you don’t have any friends, go make some friends but you need to help this man, Donald J. Trump. They’re trying to drain him dry; he’s spent more money on lawyers than most spend on campaigns. They’re trying to bleed him dry.

Donaldjtrump.com — go tonight, give the president some money to fight this bullshit. This is going to destroy America”

 

Graham’s plea was mocked by “Morning Joe” host Joe Scarborough Friday morning on MSNBC:

“I’ve got to say, that Lindsey Graham moment? He’s tearing up. Lindsey knows what a bad man Donald Trump is. Lindsey is the one who said, ‘if we make him our nominee, he’ll destroy the Republican party and we deserve it.'”

Scarborough added:

“Lindsey almost crying there — that reminded me of Oral Roberts climbing up into his tower in the ’80s, saying, ‘Give me $3 million or I’m not coming down from this tower.'”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtheK2hbN4c

Graham also got thoroughly mocked on Twitter.