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Enraged Trump Has Melania’s Mar-a-Lago Renovations Destroyed As His Anger Grows

Each day that goes by brings Donald Trump closer to being a likely criminal defendant facing charges of tax fraud and money laundering, each of which could send him to prison for decades.

Reportedly, Trump shifts from depression to anger, and he’s even begun taking out his rage on his wife, Melania, according to a report from CNN:

“His mood darkened as soon as he walked into his members-only club Mar-a-Lago, three days before Christmas, according to multiple sources. The changes to his private quarters, many of which were overseen by his wife, first lady Melania Trump, were not to President Donald Trump’s liking, and he was mad about it, according to a source familiar with the President’s response.

“Several weeks in the works, the renovations, undertaken to make the approximately 3,000-square-foot space feel larger and updated in preparation for the Trumps post-White House life, didn’t appeal to Trump’s aesthetics, according to his reaction. Trump was also displeased with other renovations at the property, the source said, not just in the living space.”

Trump hated Melania’s changes so much that he immediately had them ripped out of the building:

“The source at Mar-a-Lago noted Trump was so displeased this week with the way some of the renovations looked he asked that pieces of the décor, which consisted of white marble and an abundance of dark wood, be removed. They promptly were.”

All of this has become par for the course as Trump’s mood sours each day and the smallest things set him off into a rage:

“If the kick-off to his last Florida sojourn as President was rough, the days that followed would be much of the same, with Trump appearing ‘moody,’ according to the source at the club, spending more time than usual behind closed doors and not mingling and conversing as much as he normally does with club members and senior White House staff, many of whom have in the last few years joined him there.”

The traditional Mar-a-Lago New Year’s Eve party will still be held this year, but many of Trump’s friends and associates are indicating they may not attend due to the ongoing pandemic and Trump’s foul mood. One member of the president’s exclusive golf club and resort remarked:

“It’s just too big a risk, not worth it.”

Melania found out the hard way that taking such a risk has consequences, and it also suggests she may be looking to dump Donald just as soon as his presidency is over with. After all, she sure as hell doesn’t plan to visit him in lockup.


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Americans Mock Donald For Calling Melania The Greatest First Lady Of All Time

It’s a given that Donald Trump is delusional and full of crap. He proves it almost every time he opens his mouth or reached for his cellphone and starts tweeting.

But something Trump claimed recently set off a firestorm of heckling and mockery aimed not only at the soon-to-be former president, but also the current first lady, Melania Trump.

Referencing an article that ran on the right-wing website Breitbart News, Trump fired off this:

Donnie, WTF, man?! The greatest of all time? Why? Because she used to be a nude model and claims to speak several languages, even though she cannot verify that to be true? Or could it be because Melania is married to him? After all, an egotistical prick will naturally think his girlfriend or wife is the greatest on the face of the planet.

Americans wasted no time slapping Donnie down for his claim:

Just 19 more days and “the greatest” will be given the boot along with her husband. Tick-tock.


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Donald And Melania’s 2020 Christmas Message Has All The Warmth Of A Hostage Video

Donald and Melania Trump thought it would be a good idea for them to make a video of their 2020 Christmas message to the nation, and it wound up having all the heart of a blank screen and warmth of a hostage tape.

In the video, Don and Mel give us all a Bible lesson, which is ironic as hell since neither one has exactly lived a life in harmony with the teachings of Jesus, with the soon-to-be former president remarking:

“During the sacred season, Christians celebrate the greatest miracle in human history. More than 2,000 years ago, God sent his only begotten son to be with us. An angel announced the birth of our lord and savior — the humble shepherd.”

The humble shepherd? Donald has never been humble, that’s for sure, and you can tell he’s just reading lines on a teleprompter or cue cards.

There’s also some bullshit from Melania about this being an unprecedented Christmas due to the pandemic. As if we didn’t already know that.

The video concludes with Donnie remarking:

“In this holy season, we thank God for his infinite love and we pray that the light of his glory will forever shine on this magnificent land. On behalf of Melania and the entire Trump family, we wish you a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.”

Blah blah blah. More empty bullshit from a man who lies about everything and only cares about himself.

Reaction to the Trump Christmas message was brutal and well-deserved:

Merry Christmas to everyone. Well, except the Trump family. They can go to hell.

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Absurd Fox News Op-Ed Portrays Melania As A Selfless Victim Who ‘Speaks Five Languages’

The powers-that-be at Fox News have read the tea leaves (i.e. the election results) and come to the conclusion that Donald Trump will indeed be a failed one-term (and impeached) president whose main claim to fame as POTUS is that he gave the richest Americans a massive tax cut and sat by idly as over 300,000 of us died from a pandemic he refused to control.

So, now that Trump is heading for the exit, it’s time for Trump TV to try and write their version of “history” by extolling the many virtues of the departing First Lady, Melania Trump, who came to the job after being a nude model, a gold digger, and the mother of Donald’s last child.

In a disgustingly absurd op-ed posted on the Fox News website, former GOP Wisconsin Congressman Jason Chaffetz extols Melania’s virtues, writing:

“Mrs. Trump deserves to be recognized as an exceptional first lady. With little fanfare and tremendous pushback from some of the most vocal segments of society, she managed to launch a successful anti-bullying campaign, conduct important outreach abroad, protect her teenage son from relentless bullying, and serve as an inspiration to those trying to integrate into American culture. All without making any major missteps.”

Really, Jason? What has the woman actually done other than whine about having to decorate the White House for Christmas and mock immigrant children placed in internment camps by wearing a jacket that read, “I really don’t care, do you?”

But Chaffetz was only getting warmed up, puckering his lips and placing them squarely against Melania’s rump as he swooned:

“In light of the coronavirus pandemic, the rise of virtual schooling, and the outbreaks of violence in some American cities over the last year, these issues needed and deserved the attention brought by the first lady. This effort, in combination with good public policy from the Trump administration, coincided with a drop in drug overdose deaths and in increase in life expectancy.”

Chaffetz also managed to get in the ubiquitous line all conservatives use when discussing Melania: She speaks five languages. Really? Then how come no one has ever heard her speak them? And why is her English still so shitty considering how long she’s been an American citizen? A freaking African parrot with a multilingual owner also speaks more than one language, but that does that doesn’t make it a nuclear physicist.

To put it another way, Jason and his apologists in the Republican guild of liars need to stick a sock in it and take a damn chair. Melanoma will be forgotten in a few months. She’s a pathetic excuse of a human being and is married to a monster. Be best? No. BE QUIET!


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There’s Something Very Strange About This Year’s Official White House Christmas Portrait

The final official White House Christmas portrait from Donald and Melania Trump was released this week, featuring the two in tuxedos standing on the Grand Staircase.

There’s just one major problem with the photo, according to many who’ve examined it closely: It appears to be a fake and photoshopped. If that’s the case, then the fakest news of all is indeed coming from inside the house! (Cue spooky music and screams of horror.)

InStyle magazine had this to say about the matter:

“It makes sense why the Trumps would fake their holiday portrait, as Melania herself has admitted she isn’t a fan of her White House Christmas duties. Luckily, this is the last year Melania will have to worry about ‘Christmas stuff’ — holiday portraits, included.”

Then Twitter took over, and some of the comments are pure gold:

Something is definitely not right with Don and Mel’s Christmas photo. That shouldn’t surprise anyone when you consider both of them are as messed up as two people can possibly be.