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Donald Trump Jr. Fox News Social Media

Don Jr. Attempts To Defend Tucker Carlson But Only Succeeds In Humiliating Himself

On Sunday, Donald Trump Jr. (a.k.a Traitor Tot) tried to defend his buddy Tucker Carlson who was castigated by a man in a viral video that showed the Fox host being taken to task for his lies about vaccines for COVID-19, but all Junior accomplished was proving what a gutless suck up he is.

In the video of Carlson, a man identified as Dan Bailey approaches the Fox host in a Montana shop and tells him:

“You are the worst human being known to mankind. I want you to know that.”

That led Don Jr. to post this ridiculous note on Twitter regarding the video:

Pregnant male emoji?! WTF does that even mean? Is Junior trying to say that Bailey is overweight? Has he taken a good look at his fat slob of a father lately? The failed, one-term president looks like he swallowed a pumpkin and wasn’t able to shit it out. He’s clearly tilting the scales at over 300 lbs.

All Junior accomplished was getting his own tweet squashed flat by others on social media:

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Congress Social Media WTF?!

Social Media Isn’t Quite Sure What To Make Of Marjorie Taylor Greene’s ‘Hobbit’ Feet

Over the weekend, Reps. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) and Marjorie Taylor Greene got punk’d on a California beach when a man walked up and announced that he’d heard the Florida congressman was a pedophile:

But while the video of Gaetz getting made fun of went viral, there’s another debate taking place online regarding that beach scene, and it’s about what some are calling Greene’s “Hobbit” feet, according to the Daily Dot:

“This weekend … Greene, most famous for riling up Twitter users with her conspiratorial claims, found another subset of the internet to set aflame.

“Greene was traipsing around a beach in Southern California with Rep. Matt Gaetz … a state neither of them represents, as part of their America First tour.

“Barefoot.”

The photos set off debate on Twitter, where people were wondering what in the hell happened to Greene’s so-called feet:

But perhaps the best take on Tootsiegate was this:

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Donald Trump Jr. Elections Social Media Voting Rights

Don Jr. Gets Slapped Silly For Making A Tasteless Joke About Black Women Not Being Able To Vote

On Thursday, there were protests in defense of voting rights on Capitol Hill, one of which was led by Rep. Joyce Beatty (D-OH), Chairwoman of the Congressional Black Caucus. Beatty and other black women were arrested for their protests, which they knew they likely would be. But they had brought attention to the need for voting rights legislation and made their point.

Afterwards, posted a strong, defiant message on Twitter to let the world know she and her fellow protesters won’t be silenced and won’t stop protesting until Congress passes comprehensive legislation to address the wave of voting restrictions being passed by GOP-controlled states across the country:

Beatty also shared photos of her and her fellow protesters before they were arrested:

For some reason known only to him, Donald Trump Jr. decided he’d comment on Congresswoman Beatty’s tweets, but he did it in a way that’s typical for him: Like a moronic asshole:

Yes, black women can indeed vote. But it seems Republicans consider them to be a threat to their electoral future, so they want to make it as difficult as possible for people of color to vote. Make no mistake: Voting restrictions are about suppressing the voices of black and brown Americans. They’re a modern-day form of Jim Crow.

Rep. Beatty, however, got the last word on the matter:

Others also joined the parade, verbally slapping Junior down:

 

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Donald Trump Elections Social Media

Trump Spokesperson Tweets Out Link Calling His Election Fraud Claims ‘Lies’

On Saturday evening in Sarasota, Florida, failed, one-term loser former President Donald Trump held the latest of his pathetic “look at me!” rallies, going on for over an hour about how badly he’d been treated, how the indictment against the Trump Organization is a “witch hunt,” and telling the crowd he’s seriously considering another run for the White House in 2024.

Trump’s fading popularity and increasing irrelevance has even led to Fox News no longer covering his speeches and rallies, because all he does is lay out a list of grievances and whine about how everyone is against him.

Hoping to get her boss some extra PR, Trump’s latest spokesperson, Liz Harrington, tweeted a link to an article from AL.com about Donald’s Saturday night rant.

Problem is, the article she linked to clearly states that Trump’s claims of the election being stolen from him are “lies.”

Oh shit! That’s awkward as hell!

Specifically, the article contains this paragraph:

“Without evidence, Trump continued to peddle lies about the 2020 presidential election, calling it a ‘totally rigged and dishonest election.’ There has been no evidence of widespread voter fraud that would have affected the outcome of the election.”

That set off waves of laughter on social media:

Ms. Harrington might want to go ahead and start updating her résumé.

 

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Social Media The Trump Adminstration

Jared Kushner Just Signed A Book Deal – Twitter Has Some Thoughts On Possible Titles

Former White House senior adviser Jared Kushner has just signed a deal to write a book that is being billed as the “definitive” account of the Trump presidency, which translates out like this: Jared Kushner is getting paid to tell lies and spread bullshit on thicker than spackling paste.

The Guardian had this report on Jared’s book deal:

“Jared Kushner, the son-in-law of former president Donald Trump and a senior adviser in his administration, has secured a book deal to recount Trump’s presidency.

“Broadside Books, a conservative imprint of HarperCollins Publishers, announced that Kushner’s book will come out in early 2022. Kushner has begun working on the memoir, currently untitled, and is expected to write about everything from the Middle East to criminal justice reform to the pandemic. Financial terms were not disclosed.

“Broadside said on Tuesday: ‘His book will be the definitive, thorough recounting of the administration, and the truth about what happened behind closed doors.'”

Notice how they said that “financial terms were not disclosed”? If Broadside paid more than $1 for the book, they got screwed.

Now that we know there’s going to be a book from Jared (aka the evil doll from the mediocre horror film, The Boy) all that remains is the title.

However, we would be remiss in our duties if we didn’t share a trailer for The Boy, which does indeed include a doll that looks eerily like Jared. See for yourself:

That doll is freaking creepy as hell! But not nearly as terrifying as having to listen to Jared Kushner when he speaks:

As for the title, leave it to Twitter to come up with some very fitting ones:

Feel free to keep the titles rolling on Twitter. After all, Jared’s going to need someone to do all the work for him.