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Michael Cohen Trolls Donald Trump Jr. With A Hilarious Impression

Michael Cohen, the former attorney and fixer for failed ex-president Donald Trump, is letting it be known that he has no use for members of the the Donald’s family, most of whom are probably loyal because it’s in their financial interest to do so.

Appearing on the “Political Beatdown” podcast from MeidasTouch Network this week, Cohen let loose on the former president’s always obsequious son, Don Jr., mocking him for a rant he made about Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R), who is likely running for president in 2024.

“Honestly, it’s sad. I mean, it really is. It’s sad,” said Cohen.

“What is there possibly to say? You know, is it nice to make fun of the stupid? The answer is yes, if it’s Don Jr.,” he added. “I don’t understand what the fuck he’s doing, I don’t understand what he’s saying. … Who the fuck knows what he’s even talking about.”

Cohen then began imitating Donald Trump and Don Jr., concluding the bit by telling both men he had just mocked, “Oh, my God, shut the fuck up.”

The former president is facing increasing legal jeopardy in multiple jurisdictions, with Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg expected to charge him as soon as next week on felony counts related to hush money payments made to former adult film star Stormy Daniels.

Don Jr., meanwhile, continues to post deranged videos online in which he appears to be high as a kite on some substance and talking a mile a minute as he attempts to defend his daddy.

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Donald Trump Jr. Suspected Of Laundering $8 Million From Kremlin-Linked Companies: Report

Donald Trump Jr., son of failed former president Donald Trump, is under criminal investigation in New York for allegedly laundering at least $8 million from two Russian companies with ties to the Kremlin, according to The Guardian.

Reportedly, Don Jr. facilitated the transfer of money from the two Russian entities to Trump Media, which owns the Truth Social platform.

Towards the end of last year, federal prosecutors started examining two loans totaling $8m wired to Trump Media, through the Caribbean, from two obscure entities that both appear to be controlled in part by the relation of an ally of Russian president Vladimir Putin, the sources said.

The expanded nature of the criminal investigation, which has not been previously reported, threatens to delay the completion of the merger between Trump Media and DWAC, which would provide the company and Truth Social with up to $1.3bn in capital, in addition to a stock market listing.

The initial $2 million payment came in December of 2021. At the time, Trump Media was on the verge of imploding financially.

Trump Media needed a bridge loan to keep the company afloat. But it struggled to get financing until DWAC’s chief executive Patrick Orlando sourced a $2m loan wired from Paxum Bank registered in Dominica, according to the wire transfer receipt reviewed by the Guardian.

Paxum is partially owned by Anton Postolnikov, who has connections to Putin ally Aleksandr Smirnov.

Who exactly is Aleksandr Smirnov? Rosmorport, and he worked in the Central Office of the Russian government until 2017.

Prior to that, Smirnov was First Deputy Minister of Justice of Russia until 2014, “and for most of Putin’s first two terms as president, Smirnov served in the executive office of the president.”

Trump Media’s then-chief financial officer Phillip Juhan was ready to return the money in the spring of 2022, but Don Jr. intervened.

There appears to have been some awareness at Trump Media that the first $2m was to come through because Trump’s eldest son Don Jr, who joined the board with Trump ally Kash Patel and former Republican-turned Trump Media chief executive Devin Nunes, had confirmed to the company’s lawyers to proceed with the transaction.

“Just want to keep you in the loop – no guaranty that these will get signed and funded, but we remain hopeful,” John Haley, outside counsel for Trump Media said in a 24 December 2021 email seen by the Guardian, to which Don Jr replied: “Thanks john much appreciated. d.”

Even though the Trumps have repeatedly denied financial ties to Russia or Putin, in 2008 the ex-president’s son, Eric, bragged that the opposite was true.

“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets.”

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WATCH: Democrat Chides Jim Jordan For Refusing To Investigate DOJ Abuses When Trump Was POTUS

A Tuesday hearing of the House Judiciary Committee turned into a reminder of what a hypocritical horse’s ass the chairman, Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH), is when it comes to investigating the abuses of power in the Trump administration.

At the hearing, committee member Rep. Steve Cohen (D-TN) noted:

“I’ve been concerned about the weaponization of the federal government program. And I think it was pretty clear during the previous administration, [former Trump attorney] Michael Cohen went to jail for doing what Donald Trump asked him to do. Donald Trump was called Individual 1. He didn’t go to jail. He didn’t even go to jail when the administration changed, and Merrick Garland came in.”

The Tennessee Democrat added that Trump’s former attorney and fixer had been returned to prison simply because he dared to write a book about what he’d done on disgraced ex-president’s behalf.

“It’s come out; it was the Justice Department that did that. Could we go, Mr. Chair, back into those issues and look at the weaponization that occurred during the Trump [administration], particularly that Michael Cohen incident?”

When Jordan said he only remembered the lies Michael Cohen allegedly told during his congressional testimony, Congressman Cohen asked, “But you do remember he went to jail?” 

Jordan: “I remember that too.”

Congressman Cohen continued to press:

“And they put him back in when he was going to publish a book because they wanted him to not comment on it, and you do remember that when they put him back in jail, they put him in solitary confinement?”

Jordan: “I don’t recall the details.”


“Should we not be able to study that because you don’t know it? That’s weaponization!”

Jordan continued to hem and haw, trying to raise the red herring of parents being targeted for speaking out at school board meetings, but Congressman Cohen reminded him, “I’m all for parents, but that’s not the issue. The issue is the weaponization of the Justice Department that happened under Trump like never before in our country’s history.”

Donald Trump Jr. U.S. Senate WTF?!

Disgusting Don Jr. Refers To John Fetterman As ‘The Vegetable Senator’

In what may well be the most disgusting thing he has ever uttered, Donald Trump Jr. referred to Pennsylvania Democratic Senator John Fetterman as “the vegetable senator.”

On his Triggered podcast Thursday, during a discussion with an equally offensive and disgusting excuse of a human being, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA), Don Jr. remarked:

 “I have a feeling the people that elected the vegetable senator—I have a feeling that a lot of the people that ‘cast those ballots’ probably couldn’t tell you who’s on the ballot for the Senate in Pennsylvania.”

Surprisingly, Greene seemed taken aback by Don Jr’s comment, noting:

“He’s back in the hospital, by the way.”

Fetterman, who suffered stroke during his campaign for the Senate, checked into Walter Reed National Military Medical Center this week to receive treatment for clinical depression.

As if sensing he had gone too far, Junior told Greene:

“And I wish him well. We do wish him well.”

However, the son of the failed, one-term, twice-impeached former president quickly added:

“I don’t mean him any harm but I could see that a mile away (I’ve been) criticized for being an ableist—meaning I’m discriminating against someone with disabilities for expecting a United States senator to have basic, cognitive function.
“I don’t think that’s negotiable. You can call me whatever the […] you want, that’s a no brainer. And yet, it’s terrible…”


“It’s the ability to do the job. We need someone that’s thinking really well.”

Twitter users responded to Don Jr’s heartless comments with anger, slamming both him and Greene.

Donald Trump Jr. Joe Biden WTF?!

Possibly Tweaking Don Jr: We’re All Going To Die In An Alien Invasion And It’s Joe Biden’s Fault

According to Donald Trump Jr., the trust fund spawn of failed, one-term, twice-impeached loser Donald Trump, the unidentified flying object that have been shot down recently over the United States are very likely part of an alien invasion which means we’re all going to die because Joe Biden is president instead of Junior’s disgraced old man.

In a video he posted online, an overly enthusiastic Don Jr. (who always looks and sounds like he’s tweaking on cocaine, meth, or possibly both), had this to say:

“We haven’t ruled out anything. We haven’t ruled out aliens, and maybe China.”

At the end of the video, Don Jr. declares:

“Good luck, and if aliens come, I’m sure Joe will botch that the way he has everything else.”

While Junior claims the U.S. military and other top American officials haven’t ruled out UFOs/aliens as the cause of these sightings, that’s just a blatant lie, like nearly every word that issues from his pie hole.

Here’s what we know, and this comes directly from President Joe Biden himself, who receives regular intelligence briefings that Don Jr’s daddy was too dumb to comprehend so they had to be carried out using drawings and photos.

According to CBS News:

“We don’t yet know exactly what these three objects were,” Mr. Biden said. “But nothing right now suggests they were related to China’s spy balloon program or that they were surveillance vehicles from … any other country. The intelligence community’s current assessment is that these three objects were mostly balloons tied to private companies, recreation or research institutions studying weather or conducting other scientific research.” 


Mr. Biden noted part of the reason why the U.S. is observing more of these objects is because the military recently increased the sensitivity of its radars. 

“We don’t have any evidence that there has been a sudden increase in the number of objects in the sky,” the president said. “We’re now just seeing more of them partially because [of] the steps we’ve taken to increase our radars, to narrow our radars. And we have to keep adapting our approach to dealing with these challenges.” 

Even if the objects did turn out to be aliens, ask yourself this question: Would you rather have a lunatic like Donald Trump meeting (and probably threatening) them? Or would it be better to have a calm, measured person like Joe Biden?

If you have trouble answering that question, then maybe you’d be better off aboard an alien craft. Enjoy the anal probe.