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Trump’s Sons Selfishly Cut In Line Ahead Of Children At 2017 White House Easter Egg Roll: New Book

There’s a familiar phrase we’ve all heard since we were kids: The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

The meaning of that saying, of course, is that a child will often exhibit qualities or talents that are remarkably similar to their parents.

Nowhere is that old expression more true than in the Trump family, and a new book suggests that the two oldest sons — Don Jr. and Eric — are indeed just as spoiled, entitled, and hateful as their father, the failed, one-term former president.

According to I’ll Take Your Questions Now, written by former White House Press Secretary Stephanie Grisham, at the annual White House Easter Egg Roll in 2017 — an event that’s supposed to be all about children — Junior and Eric jumped in line of the kids who had been invited for egg roll so they and their spawn could be at the front of the line.

Business Insider reports on the section of Grisham’s book that has left many shaking their heads in disgust:

Grisham writes that Trump’s eldest sons cut the line “ahead of the other children in attendance and made sure their own kids and not the kids of the general public were in the photos with the president and first lady.”

“Some of the children and their parents had stood in long lines for an hour or longer to get a spot with the president, and they were relegated to the background,” she continued. “I would go on to develop positive relationships with most of the Trump children, but that was a generally obnoxious and entitled display that did not appear to surprise” Melania Trump and other East Wing aides.

Of course, the behavior of the former president’s sons shouldn’t surprise anyone. They’re the very same assholes who stole money from a children’s cancer charity and then used it for their own purposes. That and other massive irregularities in the Donald J. Trump Foundation led the New York attorney general to demand the “charity” and foundation be shut down in lieu of her filing charges against the Trumps for their blatant grifting.

Grisham’s book also contains this tidbit about Melania Trump and her reaction to the Easter celebration at the White House:

Melania Trump purposely kept the crowd size smaller than was the custom because she didn’t want to keep parents and their kids waiting in long lines. She also paid close attention to the Easter bunny’s wardrobe and apparently wasn’t pleased with it.

“I don’t like what he is wearing,” the first lady said of the bunny, who initially wore a plaid vest, Grisham writes. Melania “felt it was tacky and distracting,” so “then and there, only minutes before he was to hop out onto the White House lawn, Melania Trump made the Easter bunny strip.”

There’s an obvious joke about Melania making someone strip that could easily be made, but it’s hardly worth the hassle of the lawsuit she’d likely file. You’ll just have to create your own punchline.

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Don Jr. Says The Second Amendment Is ‘Non-Negotiable’ – Even In Australia

Despite the fact that he’s the oldest of failed, one-term former President Donald Trump’s children, Donald Trump Jr. certainly isn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Junior proved yet again that he cannot even manage to read the simplest of news articles and ascertain where the news he’s reading is happening, deciding to comment on a posting from Melbourne, Australia, where a man was arrested for not wearing a protective mask in violation of a local ordinance. Overreach by the cops? You could certainly argue that and most people would probably agree with you.

But Don Jr. took the opportunity to comment on the story from Melbourne with a adamant declaration that “The Second Amendment is non-negotiable!!!”

So did Don Jr. not bother to notice the article referenced something that occurred in Australia, or is he so dumb that he thinks they have a Second Amendment in the Land Down Under, too? (They don’t.)

Junior’s moronic tweet raises so many questions about his own literacy (or lack thereof) and the fact that he feels a need to attach American values and laws to other countries, despite the fact that he and the MAGA faithful would be outraged if any nation tried to impose their laws on the United States.

The mockery began almost immediately after Don Jr. made his hyperbolic (and geographically-ignorant) posting. Take a look:

Here’s another news flash for Don Jr.: Your father will never ever love you, no matter what you do. His father hated him and now he’s doing the same thing to you.

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Ana Navarro Verbally Eviscerates Donald Trump Jr. For Calling Her Fat

On Friday, shortly after a COVID scare on the set of the ABC program “The View,” Donald Trump Jr. thought he’d prove what an asshole he is by calling co-host Ana Navarro obese, firing off this tweet:

In response, Navarro posted this message for Junior:

But Ms. Navarro was far from finished with Don Jr., verbally destroying him on the Monday’s show as she looked into the camera and remarked:

“First of all, I mean I know that when you are a dimwit with no skill or talent or significant accomplishments, living off your father’s fame, and name, and fortune, you’ve gotta draw attention to yourself,” the co-host lambasted Don Jr.

“But baby, if you wanna have a conversation about COVID and obesity, you could have had it last October when your elderly, obese father had it, OK? So it is a legitimate conversation to have and, fortunately for you, you have somebody in your family that you can call and discuss it with…because imagine having a father whose butt is the size of a studio apartment in New Jersey.

“And you’ve got the gall to pick on me?”

Navarro even posted video of her remarks to Twitter so everyone could enjoy them:

Hey, Junior: Next time you decide to try and trash someone, go take a look in the mirror first and realize that you’re one of the biggest pieces of crap on the planet.

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Don Jr. Fat Shames Ana Navarro And Immediately Gets Reminded What His Daddy Looks Like

Proving yet again that he’s one of the most disgusting human beings on the face of the planet, Donald Trump Jr. thought it would be fun to make fun of Ana Navarro of “The View,” but his attack on her weight quickly backfired on him when he was reminded what a whale his old man is.

As you may have heard, there was some confusion on the set of “The View” Friday when Vice President Kamala Harris was set to appear:

Two co-hosts of ABC’s “The View” tested positive for the coronavirus in the middle of the show Friday, right before a scheduled interview with Vice President Kamala Harris.

The announcement that co-hosts Sunny Hostin and Ana Navarro had tested positive came as the show was already underway. A White House official told NBC News the vice president “had no contact with hosts prior to the show.”

“I need the two of you to step off for a second,” a producer told the pair just as Harris was about to come on stage.

That development led Junior to fire off this tweet:

Of course, it pays to recall that Don Jr. is the oldest son of a man who easily tips the scales at over 300 lbs., despite his handpicked White House physician trying to bullshit us by saying how healthy the morbidly obese Donald Trump is thanks to his “good genes.”

But ask yourself a question: Does this look like good genes to you?

Let the karmic payback begin:

Junior needs to delete his Twitter account, put the coke away, and get some rehab.


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Former GOP Congresswoman: Don Jr. ‘Definitely’ Must Be Subpoenaed By Jan. 6 Select Committee

On Thursday evening, the House Select Committee investigating the Jan. 6 Capitol insurrection issued its first four subpoenas. The people named — former White House chief of staff Mark Meadows, former deputy chief of staff for communications Dan Scavino, former adviser Steve Bannon and Kash Patel, a former chief of staff to then-acting Secretary of Defense Christopher Miller — are scheduled to be deposed in the next three weeks.

Those four subpoenas have set off talk about who could be next to be summoned before the committee, and one name that keeps being mentioned is Donald Trump Jr.

Former Virginia GOP congresswoman Barbara Comstock said Friday on “Deadline: White House” that she agrees Junior needs to receive a subpoena.

Comstock was asked by MSNBC host Nicolle Wallace about the first four subpoenas:

“Barbara, I set this up with sort of a nod to your history as an incredibly competent and tough investigator. And I want to come back to you on the same question. What is it you want to know about these men individually and in terms of what ties them together in the planning of and the conduct during the insurrection?”

Comstock responded:

“Well, I think we need to get every, you know, email, every text, every document that’s out there because I don’t particularly expect them to be very forthcoming.”

And then Comstock made it clear that Don Jr. also needs to be subpoenaed:

“I think people like Trump, Jr. definitely needs to be subpoenaed. Remember, he was in that tent right before Donald Trump went out to speak.

“He’s there with Mark Meadows saying, ‘Hey, you know how to fight, you’re fighting.’ He obviously knows a lot of what went on in that lead up as do other members of the family and certainly members of the family who knew exactly what was going on on January 6th and from the entire time from election night until then.”

Who else in the Trump family might also be subpoenaed? Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner, who were top White House advisers to the failed, one-term, twice-impeached former president. Eric Trump may also be called for his testimony. And it’s not beyond the realm of possibility that Melania Trump could also be subpoenaed.

In short, the entire Trump family — with the possible exception of Tiffany and Barron — may be forced to tell what they know about the Capitol insurrection and whether or not they discussed it with the Donald.

If any of the Trumps refuse to obey a congressional subpoena, they need to be hauled in front of a federal judge, charged with contempt, and jailed. And considering that what they know involves the national security of the United States, don’t be surprised if they’re forced to talk under oath.