Speaking to a GOP rally in Nevada on Saturday, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) suggested that Democratic Sen. Elizabeth Warren (MA) might have a penis.
Cruz’s remarks were part of a rant against transgender Americans:
“We need courage responding to crazy town. Elizabeth Warren told reporters that a guy came up to her and said, ‘I would have voted for you if only you had a penis.'”
That, Cruz insisted, “is a lie.”
“In today’s Democrat [sic] Party, how do we know she doesn’t? How could you possibly know? ‘My name is Elizabeth. Call me Bob.'”
While he was at it, Cruz also said that swimmer Lia Thomas is actually a “dude.”
Why are Republicans so concerned with what's under my skirt or pants? Why is their minds always on sex? Only perverts think about sex that much! Now Republicans want to tell me which position I can have sex in? When do we get Republican surveillance in every bedroom?!
— Bo Dirnbach w PDA fighting for #HR1976, #M4A. (@BorisDirnbach) August 14, 2022
Well, after 45 called Cruz's wife ugly in the 2016 campaign, Cruz groveled, thus proving he doesn't have cojones, and likely does not have a penis either. Maybe 45 might have the Cruz penis in a trophy case? Corroborated by blaming his wife's kids for that trip to Cancun.
In his effort to keep his #1 ranking as the most hated person in the United States Senate, Ted Cruz (R-TX) used a boot as a prop at a hearing on Thursday with FBI Director Christopher Wray, slamming it on the table as he asked a question.
Cruz had his panties in a wad over what he claimed was an FBI memo that identified some symbols being associated with violent militias that were seen on display during the January 6 Capitol insurrection.
Some of those symbols included the Gadsden “Don’t Tread on Me” Flag and the Gonzales “Come and Take It” Flag, that most of us have seen.
That led Cruz to tell Wray:
“Also included on this is a text that I was particularly struck is the Gonzales battle flag, ‘come and take it,’ as indicative of being a violent extremist militia. Well, I will self report right now that every day in the Senate I wear my boots that have the Gonzales battle flag on the back.”
With that, Cruz slammed one of the boots up on the table and continued his petulant rant:
“Director Ray, what are y’all doing? This makes no sense. Do you agree with this FBI guidance that the Betsy Ross flag and the Gadsden flag and the Gonzales battle flag are signs of militia violent extremism?”
Wray told Cruz:
“Well, Senator. I’m not familiar with the particular document you have behind you.
“And I’m not in the practice of trying to comment on documents that I haven’t recognized, but I will tell you that when we put out intelligence products, including ones that reference symbols, which we do, across a wide variety of contexts, we usually make great pains, take great pains, to put caveats and warnings in the document to make clear that a symbol alone is not considered evidence of violent extremism.”
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) slams his boot on the table in opposition to FBI guidelines on symbols that indicate violent extremist groups:
“I will self-report right now that everyday in the Senate I wear my boots that have the Gonzales battle flag on the back.” pic.twitter.com/HxsqbEXaqJ
If there’s one thing you can always count on from Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX), it’s that he will inevitably try to troll someone on social media and wind up becoming the butt of the joke.
Part of the reason for Cruz’s constant sniping that boomerangs back on him is due to the fact that he thinks he’s got a sense of humor. He doesn’t, and he never will.
Another factor in Cruz’s repeated self-owns is that he’s genuinely despised by nearly everyone, including his own Republican Senate colleagues, who reportedly considering him to be the most loathsome sack of shit among their ranks.
And yet, Ted keeps firing off his pathetic little postings, and those postings reinforce what an abominable jackass he is.
Such is the case with Cruz’s attempt to mock First Lady Jill Biden for remarks she made earlier this week while speaking to a Hispanic group:
“Raul helped build this organization with the understanding that the diversity of this community — as distinct as the bodegas of the Bronx, as beautiful as the blossoms of Miami, and as unique as the breakfast tacos here in San Antonio — is your strength.”
Mrs. Biden later apologized for her comments, and given her lifetime of kindness and grace, no one believes she had any malignant intent.
The First Lady apologizes that her words conveyed anything but pure admiration and love for the Latino community.
Keep in mind this is the same Ted Cruz who was fine when failed, one-term, twice-impeached former president Donald Trump remarked:
“When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending the best. They’re sending people that have lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems. They’re bringing drugs, they’re bringing crime. They’re rapists and some, I assume, are good people, but I speak to border guards and they’re telling us what we’re getting.”
Cruz’s hypocrisy was immediately attacked, with one of the best responses coming from former U.S. Attorney Joyce Vance.
Republicans we're outraged when Melania was criticized for openly plagiarizing Michelle Obama or wearing the "I really don't care" jacket to visit migrant kids held in custody in horrible conditions, but sure, go ahead. https://t.co/adyasyrxJX
Jill Biden is human, but she has proven to be caring as well as intelligent. Most people know this. Cruz shouldn’t be critical of anyone, he ran away when the going got too tough for him.
He has been called the most hated man in the U.S. Senate, and it appears that Ted Cruz (R) has been a deplorable shit heel since he was a kid based on remarks he made in an unearthed video that has gone viral online.
Newsweek reports that the video was shot when Cruz was 18 years old and headed to college:
The video was reportedly filmed at Second Baptist School in Houston, Texas in 1988 and shows Cruz wearing jeans and a tucked-in shirt while sitting by a fountain.
In the the video, Cruz is asked what his future plans are and replies:
“Aspirations? Is that like sweat on my butt? No, no, oh I see, what you want me to do, what I want to do in life.
“Well, my aspiration is to, uh, oh I don’t know, be in a teen t*t film like that guy who played Horatio. You know he was in Malibu Bikini Beach Shop.
“Well, other than that, take over the world, world domination, you know, rule everything. Rich, powerful, that sort of stuff.”
Cruz is considered likely to seek the 2024 Republican presidential nomination in 2024 if failed, one-term former president Donald Trump doesn’t run, telling NBC News earlier this year:
“The race in ’24 will very much hinge on whatever President Trump decides to do. President Trump is going to make his decision whether or not he runs, nobody else is going to make that decision for him. I expect that everyone will react accordingly when he does make that decision.”
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) made a bizarre statement Wednesday evening during an appearance on Sean Hannity’s Fox News show.
During a discussion of abortion, Cruz said he “halfway” expects Attorney General Merrick Garland to join pro-choice protesters if and when the Supreme Court overturns Roe v. Wade, which made abortion legal in the United States:
“We’re going to see a reprise, I fear, of the Black Lives Matter and the Antifa riots where they’re going to try to use political violence to advance their ends, and the Department of Justice needs to step in and stop them.
“I halfway expect the attorney general to be rioting alongside them because this Department of Justice has been so politicized.”
Ted Cruz tells Hannity that he wouldn't be surprised if Merrick Garland riots after Roe v. Wade is overturned:
"I halfway expect the attorney general to be rioting alongside them because this Department of Justice has been so politicized." pic.twitter.com/uA2GCxdkeS
“What is Joe Biden—what are these big cities doing to protect people in light of a threat that we now know is public?”
Cruz replied:
“The organized left—they’re going to engage in riots. They’re going to engage in violence.”
Actually, Ted, the last time there was a riot in this country, it took place at the U.S. Capitol and was led by pro-Trump domestic terrorists who couldn’t accept that their candidate had lost the 2020 election. And of course Sen. Cruz was one of those who wanted to delay certifying the electoral votes on January 6, 2021 so that Donald Trump could carry out his coup and remain in power against the will of the American people.
Can you imagine how Cruz will whine and moan if his tangerine lord and savior is indicted by the Justice Department? If we’re lucky, Ted will also wind up being charged for his role in the crimes committed on Jan. 6.
