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Man At Trump Rally Says He Loves The Donald For ‘The Biblical Principles He Embraces’

At one of his “Loser’s Tour” rallies being held today in Robstown, Texas, the right-wing Real America’s Voice was speaking with rally attendees when they happened upon a man who said what he loved most about failed, one-term, twice-impeached former president Donald Trump is that he embraces “Biblical principles.”

Yes, you read that correctly. The most immoral man to ever hold any elected office in the history of the United States is now associated with the Bible by his cult members.

Here’s what the man had to say:

“The Biblical principles that Trump embraces is what I really like about him. I’ve never heard another president invoke the name of God and Jesus as much. He’s embracing Biblical principles. Follow the Bible and you can’t go wrong.”

As a counterpoint to the BS the man spewed, let’s consider the so-called “Seven Deadly Sins” and how Trump fares.

As Brian Klaas wrote for USA Today back in 2017, “Trump embodies every one of the Seven Deadly Sins.”

Vainglory/Pride: Trump’s ego drives him. He has been consistently inconsistent when it comes to policy ideas, but his commitment to Donald Trump is absolute.

Wrath: When Trump’s temper flares, he is his own worst enemy. Yet his staff cannot seem to rein in his most wrathful impulses.

Sloth: Despite claiming that he has very little time to watch TV, aides say he is constantly fixated on cable news programs (and he often tweets responses to Fox & Friends in real time).

Gluttony or the Lack of Self Control: It’s no secret that Trump loves KFC, well-done steak with ketchup and “beautiful” chocolate cake for those occasions when he’s bombing Syria. But Trump’s main sin in this realm is his inability to control his impulses.

Lust: From his Playboy past to Howard Stern interviews boasting that he would date his daughter if she weren’t a relative, Trump sells an image laced with lust. 

Envy: Trump’s Twitter tantrums expose a jealousy for his rivals and a constant attempt to measure up to them.

Greed: “I don’t do it for the money,” Trump claims in the opening to The Art of the Deal. “I do it to do it.” Every piece of available evidence contradicts that claim. Trump cares about money. A lot. 

Biblical principles? Only if you happen to worship Satan.

 

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Trump Cultist At Nevada Rally Proudly Declares Her ‘Love’ For Vladimir Putin

Failed, one-term, twice-impeached former president Donald Trump is holding one of his Nuremberg-style rallies in Minden, Nevada, this evening, and judging by some of the attendees who spoke to the media, it’s safe to say that Trump supporters are a disgusting mix of hatred and anti-American sentiment, despite what they want you to believe.

One of those supporters was at the front of the line, waiting to be allowed into the venue. She’s what they refer to in Trumpworld as a “Front Row Joe.” These are Trumpers who are so maniacally devoted to the disgraced ex-president that they travel thousands of miles from their homes just so they can attend his rallies.

And yet they swear they’re not members of a cult.

Right Side Broadcasting was speaking with rally attendees, and they happened upon one woman wearing a sweatshirt that read “fake news is the virus.”

But it was what this unidentified woman had to say that’s most disturbing and disgusting.

“I love Putin. He’s a good, good president. Number two after president one, number two. I love him.”

Not terrible enough? Another lady claimed that Donald Trump is the nicest man in the world, making it sound as if she was referring to the messiah.

“I love him. He’s the kindest, gentlest man. He’s not a bully, like they try to say he’s mean. Just look at his children – they don’t smoke, they don’t drink. I mean, he did something right.”

His children don’t drink or smoke, but it sure as hell appears the oldest, Donald Trump Jr., is using some sort of substance, and it’s probably one that rhymes with coke.

These people need help, but they’re too damn entranced to know it. They need deprogramming, but they think the rest of us are the ones in a trance.

 

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MAGA Faithful Applaud And Swoon When Trump Catches A Sharpie At Rally

Did you know that disgraced, failed, one-term, twice impeached former president Donald Trump is actually a superhuman who can do anything, including catching Sharpie pens that are tossed to him?

Yes, it’s true, and they even have video evidence to prove that the Donald is indeed superior in every way to any man who has ever walked the face of the planet.

At his rally in Warren, Michigan on Saturday, Trump was leaving the stage after speaking for 103 minutes (!) and going through his usual litany of complaints about how the 2020 election was stolen from him (it wasn’t), Biden is ruining the country (he’s actually trying to clean up the mess Trump and his sycophants made), and how the Justice Department is persecuting him for allegedly breaking several federal laws, including the Espionage Act by holding on to thousands of classified documents after he left the White House.

Someone clearly got Trump’s attention and asked him to sign one of his red baseball caps. They tossed the cap to him and then a Sharpie for his signature.

And he caught both the cap and the Sharpie! Oh my gosh! Did you see that! It’s a freaking miracle. Praise be!

Here, see for yourself, along with the written commentary from longtime Trump fluffer Jack Posobiec, who never misses a chance to fellate Donnie on social media:

That was followed by Donald Trump Jr. (a.k.a. Traitor Tot) joining the online ass-kissing on his dad’s enormous butt:

And that led to other MAGA morons making fools of themselves.

Not everyone online agreed with the Trump worshipers, and they also took their turn.

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Trump Cultist Says She Wants To ‘Apologize To Humanity’ For Once Casting A Ballot For ‘Antichrist Obama’

A member of disgraced, one-term, twice-impeached former president Donald Trump’s fan club (i.e. cult) told a right-wing broadcaster over the weekend that she feels a need to apologize for once casting a presidential ballot for Barack Obama.

Real America’s Voice correspondent Ben Bergquam introduced a woman who would only identify herself as “Jeanie,” to whom he prompted:

“Tell me what you said when you walked up to me.”

Jeanie responded:

“I wanted to apologize to humanity for voting for the Antichrist Obama. I deeply apologize. I used to be a Democrat. I was blue all my life. I was also pro-choice and I was an atheist until Jan. 21, 2021.”

What changed for the woman? According to her, she had an “awakening” when Joe Biden was inaugurated as president:

“So I went from blue to red to MAGA! And I’m here! And I absolutely love it!”

Bergquam consoled Jeanie:

“We all make mistakes in our life. And that’s where God’s grace comes in.”

So a brilliant, caring, and decent family man like Barack Obama was the antichrist, but Donald Trump, the most immoral and corrupt person ever elected to any office is the good guy who helped Jeanie see the light and become a member of the MAGA moron squad?

The Trump faithful aren’t just supporters. They’re delusional cultists who are willingly brainwashed and too stupid to know it.

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MAGA Dating App ‘The Right Stuff’ Is A Massive Flop – Even Trumpers Refuse To Use It

At the time, it probably sounded like a great idea.

The “it” was a pro-Trump dating app that even had the backing of tech billionaire Peter Thiel and carried the name “The Right Stuff.”

And yet, while The Right Stuff hasn’t even launched yet, it’s already a massive flop, according to The Daily Beast, which notes that even women who support Trump want no part of the idea.

The Right Stuff, scheduled to debut this month, was co-founded by former Trump body man and aspiring matchmaker Johnny McEntee, who recruited the sister of former White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany to help launch the app.

Kayleigh’s sister, Ryann McEnany, is particularly suited for the job. She has 146,000 Instagram followers—mostly young conservatives—and has been assigned a particularly tough task: convincing attractive, conservative women to sign up.

Her basic pitch, according to Instagram messages reviewed by The Daily Beast, is a mix of flattery and exclusivity: “Hi, I’m working with John McEntee’s team on an exclusive conservative dating app called The Right Stuff that’s expected to launch this summer! We would love to get you on our list for early access to the app.”

That pitch has been falling flat in humiliating fashion, especially since there’s a legal dispute with another site of the same name.

That “The Right Stuff” has existed for more than two decades, but it has nothing to do with conservative politics.

The company is planning to send a cease-and-desist letter to the Thiel-backed operation, according to Michael Feigin, an attorney working on the case. The existing “dating service is for people that have higher levels of education, and many of them are left-wing, so they don’t like the confusion,” he said.

But even if The Right Stuff wasn’t facing a legal nightmare that threatens to land the new site in court before its official launch, there’s also the matter of potential users turning up their nose at the idea, and that itself could doom the venture, which is already being harshly mocked.

Two Republican staffers in Washington, D.C., said many young conservative women have ignored McEnany’s outreach and have instead jeeringly passed around screenshots of her messages to group chats.

Other Republican staffers in D.C.—the sort who boast about downing drinks at the Navy Yard watering hole Mission and claim their pronouns are “Yee” and “Haw” on their Instagram profiles—told The Daily Beast the app has an array of possible problems, like liberals masquerading as right-wingers and the awkward potential of matching them with conservative staffers they already know.

There’s also the matter of The Right Stuff being incredibly restrictive, refusing to allow anything but heterosexual matches, which is more than a tad ironic when you consider that Peter Thiel just so happens to be gay, meaning he would be banned from his own dating app. Awkward!

Based on the early returns, it sounds like MAGA morons will be stuck having to hang out at Trump rallies and hope that someone with more than a fifth grade education (along with a full set of teeth) shows up.