In true Trumpian fashion, Donald Trump Jr. wants us to believe black men are constantly coming up to him and declaring that he’s their “hero.”
Junior made those comments on his “Triggered” podcast, remarking, “I travel all over the country, I fly commercial. I have seen and witnessed, now more than ever, the amount of African-American men that have come up to me, literally like, ‘Hey man, you’re my hero.’”
“I’m like, ‘What? Like, really?’” Trump Jr. added. “I did not have that in my bingo card.”
It wasn’t on your bingo card because it never happened, Sniffy McSnort.
Don Jr’s daddy, Donald Trump, often tells similar stories about people approaching him and saying how much love and appreciation they have for his time in office.
Of course, bullshit is bullshit no matter how you slice it, and people were not buying Don Jr’s tall tale.
Much like his disgraced daddy, Donald Trump Jr. absolutely loves hanging out on social media platforms and trolling anyone he disagrees with. But his latest attempt to mock President Joe Biden resulted in him being ripped to shreds by the internet.
The New York Times’ Katie Rogers reported in her upcoming book “American Woman: The Transformation of the Modern First Lady, from Hillary Clinton to Jill Biden” that Biden has joked “good sex” is the key to his marriage with First Lady Jill Biden. The Daily Mail published an excerpt Friday.
That led Junior to comment on Twitter/X: “Fucking the entire country doesn’t count!!!”
“And for the record, I’ll take things that ain’t happening for 1000 Alex. LOL. The lengths they are going to try to make someone who can’t form a complete sentence or walk up or down stairs without falling seem young and vibrant are truly spectacular. I’m not sure I’ve ever seen this level of mental gymnastics. He can’t walk, talk, or think… but he’s a beast in the sack.”
Damn, Junior! For a so-called heterosexual, you sure have a strange interest in what other men are doing with their penises. Kinda makes you wonder if maybe the failed ex-president’s son is trying to find his real sexual identity.
Responses to Don Jr’s childish sense of humor were on point.
Like his father, Donald Trump Jr. suffers from acute verbal diarrhea, spewing fact-free nonsense and assorted conspiracy theories that have no basis in reality.
So it should come as no surprise that Don Jr. happily proclaimed this week that the January 6, 2021 attack on the U.S. Capitol was fake insurrection and the “feds” were acting as “tour guides” as rioters stormed the seat of government and attacked anyone who got in their way, resulting in the deaths of at least five people.
Those comments were quickly picked up by the Biden-Harris 2024 campaign and turned back on Junior in a devastating fact-check that was posted on Twitter/X. Best of all, the retort from the Biden campaign only had to use Don Jr’s own words to prove what a enormous lie he had just spewed.
With text messages Junior sent to then-White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows, the Biden-Harris team made it clear that the disgraced ex-president’s son certainly thought Jan. 6 was a problem.
Others on social media then joined the conversation.
Here’s another way Junior is just like his father: He lies more often than he breathes.
For Christmas this year, Donald Trump Jr. and his fiancée, disgraced former Fox News host Kimberly Guilfoyle, thought it would be a cool idea to post photos of themselves on social media with the genitalia of animals in their hands.
Yes, you read that correctly: Animal genitals are apparently the new MAGA way of celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ.
The couple was all smiles as they posed while holding several bones that came from animal genitalia — known as a baculum — that a hunter pal of theirs from Alaska gave them at the annual holiday get-together.
Guilfoyle had one hand on her hip and used her other hand to hold the slim bone between two fingers while sporting a short, black dress. Trump Jr. grinned for the camera as he stood on the opposite site of two of their friends and held up a second, larger bone.
In another photo, Trump Jr. stood with his arm around his friend while the other man showed off a third bone. He later took to Instagram to share the Christmas party pics, describing Guilfoyle and Trump Jr. as “genuine, down to Earth, considerate, awesome people who love hunting as much as we do.”
The posting drew harsh reaction on Twitter, with one user noting, “Four d—- in one pic. Nice.”
Another person added, “An exercise in class and sophistication, Trump style.”
But perhaps the best online clapback was this one:
“There’s a real question here. Not ‘why are you idiots holding d— bones’ but ‘why are you idiots holding *walrus* bones?’ Walruses are a protected species. Which means his ‘hunter friends’ are quite possibly poachers. Not the first time baby Trump’s bragged about poaching.”
This also isn’t the first time Don Jr. has decided to discuss the subject of male body parts, which sort of makes you wonder exactly what sort of fantasies are ricocheting around inside his otherwise empty skull.
In 2007, during an interview with Adam Corolla, Junior had this to say:
Knowing the Trump penchant for exaggeration, it’s safe to assume that Don Jr. and his old man think four inches is “substantial.” No wonder neither of them can manage to stay married: They can’t satisfy their wives.
At the end of his testimony Thursday in the New York fraud trial brought by state Attorney General Letitia James, Donald Trump Jr. made a request of the courtroom sketch artist that has set off a flurry of mockery and trolling on social media.
After Donald Trump’s oldest son concluded his testimony, he asked artist Jane Rosenberg to “make me look sexy,” according to Reuters, which hired her to cover the Trump family trial.
He even suggested an example he thought might inspire her: A flattering courtroom portrait Rosenberg did of Sam Bankman-Fried that Don Jr. said made the former cryptocurrency mogul look like a “superstar.”
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