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Whiny Don Jr. Is Begging Fans To Send Him $5 So He Doesn’t Lose His ‘Boyhood Home’

The Trump brood are not happy, but instead of trying to change their behavior or even admit their many crimes, they’re doing what they always do: Grifting.

There is no more perfect example than Donald Trump Jr., who sent out a whiny bid for money from his daddy’s idiotic supporters, suggesting they send him a mere $5 so that he doesn’t get booted out of his “childhood home” at Trump Tower in Manhattan.

“The radical anti-Trump Attorney General in New York wanted to seize my boyhood home,” Trump Jr. insisted. “She wanted to get her hands on Trump Tower, and take control of one of the most iconic buildings in American history.”

Just send 5 bucks, Junior continues, so that the Trumps can “Save America” from President Joe Biden.

A couple of things come to mind when reading that pathetic plea:

  • The use of “boyhood home” is a clear attempt to tug at the heartstrings of the MAGA faithful.

  • Trump Tower is one of the most iconic buildings in American history? Since when?

Reactions to Don Jr’s begging were on point.

 

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Don Jr. ‘Murders Irony’ With An Accidental Attack On His Daddy

Donald Trump Jr. managed to humiliate himself and his father Thursday during an interview in which he accidentally suggested had inflated the value of properties owned by the Trump Organization.

During an interview with Eric Bolling of Newsmax, HuffPost notes, Don Jr. whined that people often base their valuations on his daddy’s real estate holdings depending upon their motives.

So how much are Trump Tower and Mar-a-Lago worth?

“If it’s worth 18 million and that’s good for the soundbite at the time, it’s worth 18 million. If it’s worth hundreds of millions the next day for a different purpose, it’s worth hundreds of millions. And that’s what’s going on.”

Of course, Junior failed to mention that his dad does the same damn thing! He was even found liable in New York for inflating the value of his properties when he needed loans and then reducing them at tax time. How’s that for irony? As a result, the failed ex-president now owes the Empire State some $464 million in penalties.

Twitter users were only too happy to remind Don Jr. of the facts.

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Don Jr’s Claim That Black Men Tell Him He’s Their ‘Hero’ Comes Back To Bite Him On The A*s

In true Trumpian fashion, Donald Trump Jr. wants us to believe black men are constantly coming up to him and declaring that he’s their “hero.”

Junior made those comments on his “Triggered” podcast, remarking, “I travel all over the country, I fly commercial. I have seen and witnessed, now more than ever, the amount of African-American men that have come up to me, literally like, ‘Hey man, you’re my hero.’”

“I’m like, ‘What? Like, really?’” Trump Jr. added. “I did not have that in my bingo card.”

It wasn’t on your bingo card because it never happened, Sniffy McSnort.

Don Jr’s daddy, Donald Trump, often tells similar stories about people approaching him and saying how much love and appreciation they have for his time in office.

Of course, bullshit is bullshit no matter how you slice it, and people were not buying Don Jr’s tall tale.

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Donald Trump Jr’s Lewd Comment About Joe Biden’s Sex Life Gets Him Mocked On Social Media

Much like his disgraced daddy, Donald Trump Jr. absolutely loves hanging out on social media platforms and trolling anyone he disagrees with. But his latest attempt to mock President Joe Biden resulted in him being ripped to shreds by the internet.

HuffPost reports that Don Jr. ran across a post citing an upcoming book.

The New York Times’ Katie Rogers reported in her upcoming book “American Woman: The Transformation of the Modern First Lady, from Hillary Clinton to Jill Biden” that Biden has joked “good sex” is the key to his marriage with First Lady Jill Biden. The Daily Mail published an excerpt Friday.

That led Junior to comment on Twitter/X: “Fucking the entire country doesn’t count!!!”

He then added:

“There’s literally no amount of Viagra on earth that’s going to give Joe Biden (who can barely walk without falling over) wood. Just stop! The more desperate they become trying to make him seem young and vibrant the more obvious it is to everyone that he’s not up to any task!”

Don Jr. then went on Instagram and continued to obsess over Biden’s junk.

“And for the record, I’ll take things that ain’t happening for 1000 Alex. LOL. The lengths they are going to try to make someone who can’t form a complete sentence or walk up or down stairs without falling seem young and vibrant are truly spectacular. I’m not sure I’ve ever seen this level of mental gymnastics. He can’t walk, talk, or think… but he’s a beast in the sack.”

Damn, Junior! For a so-called heterosexual, you sure have a strange interest in what other men are doing with their penises. Kinda makes you wonder if maybe the failed ex-president’s son is trying to find his real sexual identity.

Responses to Don Jr’s childish sense of humor were on point.

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Biden Uses Don Jr’s Own Words To Fact-Check Him When He Calls Jan. 6 A ‘Fake Insurrection’

Like his father, Donald Trump Jr. suffers from acute verbal diarrhea, spewing fact-free nonsense and assorted conspiracy theories that have no basis in reality.

So it should come as no surprise that Don Jr. happily proclaimed this week that the January 6, 2021 attack on the U.S. Capitol was fake insurrection and the “feds” were acting as “tour guides” as rioters stormed the seat of government and attacked anyone who got in their way, resulting in the deaths of at least five people.

Those comments were quickly picked up by the Biden-Harris 2024 campaign and turned back on Junior in a devastating fact-check that was posted on Twitter/X. Best of all, the retort from the Biden campaign only had to use Don Jr’s own words to prove what a enormous lie he had just spewed.

With text messages Junior sent to then-White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows, the Biden-Harris team made it clear that the disgraced ex-president’s son certainly thought Jan. 6 was a problem.

Others on social media then joined the conversation.

Here’s another way Junior is just like his father: He lies more often than he breathes.