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Ted Cruz Mocks First Lady Jill Biden On Twitter – And Immediately Regrets It

If there’s one thing you can always count on from Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX), it’s that he will inevitably try to troll someone on social media and wind up becoming the butt of the joke.

Part of the reason for Cruz’s constant sniping that boomerangs back on him is due to the fact that he thinks he’s got a sense of humor. He doesn’t, and he never will.

Another factor in Cruz’s repeated self-owns is that he’s genuinely despised by nearly everyone, including his own Republican Senate colleagues, who reportedly considering him to be the most loathsome sack of shit among their ranks.

And yet, Ted keeps firing off his pathetic little postings, and those postings reinforce what an abominable jackass he is.

Such is the case with Cruz’s attempt to mock First Lady Jill Biden for remarks she made earlier this week while speaking to a Hispanic group:

“Raul helped build this organization with the understanding that the diversity of this community — as distinct as the bodegas of the Bronx, as beautiful as the blossoms of Miami, and as unique as the breakfast tacos here in San Antonio — is your strength.”

Mrs. Biden later apologized for her comments, and given her lifetime of kindness and grace, no one believes she had any malignant intent.

Despite that apology, Cruz sent out this tweet:

Keep in mind this is the same Ted Cruz who was fine when failed, one-term, twice-impeached former president Donald Trump remarked:

“When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending the best. They’re sending people that have lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems. They’re bringing drugs, they’re bringing crime. They’re rapists and some, I assume, are good people, but I speak to border guards and they’re telling us what we’re getting.”

Cruz’s hypocrisy was immediately attacked, with one of the best responses coming from former U.S. Attorney Joyce Vance.

Others then joined the social media pillorying of the Texas senator:

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Trump Forced To Cancel Planned Rally – Has To Testify Under Oath In New York Instead

Since he left office in disgrace, failed, one-term, twice-impeached former president Donald Trump has been trying to recreate his time in office by holding political rallies across the country where he whines about being cheated out of a second term and how badly he’s been treated by everyone and everything.

The loser ex-president was planning another of his “Loser’s Tour” events in Greensboro, North Carolina on Friday, July 15, but it turns out he won’t be able to attend and had to cancel the planned event because he has to appear in New York and testify under oath.

The rally, according to the Raleigh News & Observer, featured what can best be called a rouge’s gallery of right-wing douchebags and sycophants who remain loyal to the Donald:

“The American Freedom Tour had announced in May appearances in Greensboro by Trump, Trump Jr., television news personality Kimberly Guilfoyle, former New York state judge Jeanine Pirro, Pinal County (Arizona) Sheriff Mark Lamb and political commentator Dinesh D’Souza.”

July 15 will be the day that Trump and members of his family are finally forced to give testimony in a civil case brought against them and the Trump Organization by New York Attorney General Letitia James, Vox reports:

The former president and his children are slated to appear for testimony starting July 15 until the next week, unless a New York appeals court intervenes, according to the court documents.

New York Attorney General Letitia James said earlier this year that her office’s investigation found that the Trump Organization allegedly used “fraudulent and misleading asset valuations to obtain economic benefits.”

The former president is also expected to be one of the main areas of focus for the January 6 committee tomorrow. Specifically, the panel will lay out how Trump allegedly coordinated with domestic terrorist groups and congressional Republicans to try and overturn the results of the 2020 election.

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Boebert Facing Eviction From Her Colorado Gun-Themed Restaurant

Even if she does manage to win a second term in Congress, it appears that Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) won’t be able to forestall the closing of her restaurant, Shooters Grill, which is facing eviction at the end of August, though it could also be much sooner than that.

The Daily Beast reports:

Boebert told The Daily Beast that she and her husband, Jayson Boebert, had been surprised to receive the notice last week announcing that their lease would not be renewed. The building’s ownership changed hands last month, she said, and now Shooters would either have to find new digs or shut down for good.

But the day after that notice arrived, an anti-Boebert political group somehow got word that the timeline was even tighter than that—two weeks, the group said, putting the possible ouster just days before Republicans hit the polls for primary day.

Her employees hadn’t heard that yet, so Boebert scrambled to quash that rumor, which she characterized to The Daily Beast as rank misinformation. Still, the truth stood: The restaurant she and her husband founded eight years ago was on the brink of closing.

Shooters Grill is an essential part of the “success” story Boebert has sold to voters, asserting that she rose from nothing and managed to become a successful business owner with hard work and a belief in the American dream.

The facts, however, suggest that Boebert’s definition of success isn’t exactly in line with reality.

A recent report from Mother Jones revealed that Shooters is already on the verge of collapsing financially:

Employees tell me they believed that Boebert’s husband, who works as a consultant in the oil and gas industry, was keeping the company afloat. “There were times when we were waiting for him to get his check, so that way she could get us our check,” one former employee says. According to Boyington, “He’s the one who paid the rent, all the bills, everything.”

And yet Boebert insists the restaurant is doing fine financially:

“Does a restaurant ever turn a profit? No, we’re doing fine. We’re not in the red, we’re—we’re in the black, so it’s a lot better than last year.”

As with nearly everything Boebert says, it’s almost impossible to separate the truth from the mountain of bullshit that surrounds it.

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Don Jr. Gets Squashed Flat When His Attempt To Troll Hillary Clinton Backfires On Him

Like his father, Donald Trump Jr. is an arrogant shit-heel who loves to try and troll people online, even though he’s not even marginally good at it and almost always winds up owning himself with his pedestrian postings.

For example, Junior decided he’d attack Hillary Clinton for her online announcement that she’s going to be teaching a Masterclass:

That led Don Jr. to respond in typical fashion, even though he’s never accomplished anything in his life other than sucking up to his old man and cheating on the wife of his children:

He’s bringing up Jeffrey Epstein when his own father was president and his handpicked toady, William Barr, was head of the DOJ, which ran the federal prison Epstein allegedly “killed himself” at?

Also, let’s not forget that Donald Trump was good friends with Epstein and was even accused of raping a 13-year-old girl with the late financier/sexual predator.

It didn’t take long before Junior got smacked down by internet karma:

Hey, Junior: Is your Masterclass going to be on cutting lines perfectly and rolling hundred dollar bills tightly but not too tightly?

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Trump Is Losing His Favorite Golf Course Due To His Disgusting Actions On January 6

A couple of days after the Jan. 6 insurrection at the U.S. Capitol which left five people — including a member of the Capitol Police Department — dead, New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio made it clear that failed, one-term former President Donald Trump would indeed be paying a price for the role he played in the horror that took place on that terrible day, announcing:

“The City of New York will not be associated with those unforgivable acts in any shape, way or form.”

With that, the mayor terminated the Trump Organization’s licensing deal for Trump Golf Links at Ferry Point Park in the Bronx.

Trump and his company sued to reinstate the deal, which expires on Sunday, but it seems almost certain that a judge will soon rule New York City acted well within its rights, making the golf course “another likely casualty to stem from former President Donald Trump’s actions on January 6 before rioters stormed the US Capitol,” according to CNN.

“The case highlights how Trump’s activities during the final days of his presidency continue to haunt him as he navigates numerous criminal investigations and business challenges linked to the Capitol riot. The fight over the golf course is one of the latest examples of Trump’s political rhetoric clashing with his business interests.”

The Trump Organization has operated the golf course at Ferry Point Park since 2012, and it has done extremely well financially, pulling in over $8 million in revenue during the first 10 months of 2021. Making the course especially valuable is the fact that it was designed by golfing legend Jack Nicklaus.

New York City would appear to have the PGA’s approval when it comes to stripping the course from Trump’s control, as there’s a clause which allows the PGA to cancel any event or association that might prove “detrimental” to its brand.

Since the course was taken from Trump, Bobby Jones Links was awarded the bid to take over the property and run it with the blessings of both the city and the PGA, with Whitney Crouse, a founding partner of the new leasing agency, noting that he understands Trump may try to go after his company once they take control of the Ferry Point Park course, but he isn’t worried:

“We’ve thought long and hard about that. I’m sure something will be said, and it will be in the press, and it will be controversial but six months from now or next year when golf season begins, golfers will have forgotten the issue.

“The world will move on as it has with other things with Mr. Trump.”

The world will move on and karma will continue to kick the twice-impeached former president right in his fat ass.