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The Jokes Write Themselves After Trump Vows To ‘Build Monuments To Our Great Heroes’

Donald Trump wants us all to know that in his next administration, there will be lots of monuments erected that will honor “our great American heroes.”

Trump made that announcement Tuesday on his social media platform, Truth Social, writing, “America is going to start building monuments to our great heroes and heroines again!!! DJT”

Who, you might ask, would those heroes and heroines be? Will there be one for George Wallace and another for David Duke? Or will he sign a proclamation giving Russian president Vladimir Putin American citizenship so his image can be carved on Mount Rushmore?

How about we replace the Washington Monument with a giant statue of Ivanka Trump? That way her daddy can get a stiffy when he walks by.

Fortunately, Trump had the input of the entire social media community, which was only too happy to join the debate.

My mind first went to presidents like Andrew Jackson but it’s probably going to be like the QAnon Shaman and Grimace and the war criminal soldiers he pardoned.

— Matt Novak (@paleofuture.bsky.social) 2024-12-10T16:27:08.965Z

 

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‘Tacky’ Trump Trashed Online For Using Jill Biden Photo To Hawk His Fragrances

Proving yet again that he’s nothing more than a snake oil peddling grifter who would gladly steal a starving widow’s last penny, Donald Trump is once again attempting to make money off another of his shitty products, and this time he’s using a photo of him with First Lady Jill Biden to do so.

The photo, which Trump shared on social media, shows Mrs. Biden sitting next to the president-elect during a weekend ceremony marking the reopening of the Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris, France.

That led the disgraced former/future president to post, “Here are my new Trump Perfumes & Colognes! I call them Fight, Fight, Fight, because they represent us WINNING. Great Christmas gifts for the family.”

Kinda makes you wonder if that “assassination attempt” on Donnie earlier this year in Pennsylvania was a staged event meant to boost his poll numbers and give him yet another way to make a buck.

One thing’s certain: Responses to Trump’s cologne post were overwhelmingly negative.

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New Video Of Barron Trump With His Father Leads To An Interesting Reaction On Social Media

Though we’ve seen Donald Trump’s youngest son, Barron, on several occasions with his father, he rarely speaks, which has led to speculation online regarding whether or not he’s afraid to speak or if he might have a speech impediment that could lead to embarrassment.

It turns out that Barron can speak, as he proved in a video making the rounds on social media.

The video clip comes from the documentary series, “Art of the Surge,” and it shows Barron greeting people.

“Hello, how are you? It’s very nice to see you. It’s very nice,” Barron, who’s a student at NYU, remarks.

https://twitter.com/ArtoftheSurge/status/1864473398144848320

Do Barron Trump’s speech pattern and mannerisms remind you of anyone? Many people noted that he was a carbon copy of his father while others said the Donald’s son comes across as downright creepy.

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Pete Hegseth Brutally Mocked After His ‘Mommy’ Makes Phone Calls To Senators On His Behalf

Though he attempts to present himself as an “alpha male,” Secretary of Defense nominee Pete Hegseth reportedly has his mother making phone calls to senators in a desperate attempt to save his fading chances of becoming the next Pentagon chief.

According to Mychael Schnell of The Hill, “Pete Hegseth told RSC [Republican Study Committee] members his mom has been making calls to senators on his behalf.”

Hegseth has been accused of abusing alcohol and allegedly raping a woman in 2017, both of which have some GOP senators suggesting that they may not be able to vote in favor of his confirmation. There are also whispers that the Trump team will soon demand that Hegseth withdraw his name from consideration.

Ironically, Hegseth’s mother, Penelope, suggested that her son was an “abuser of women” in 2018 as he was getting a divorce. She now claims he’s a “new person” who is “redeemed, forgiven, changed.”

The report that Hegseth’s mommy was trying to save his nomination led to a wave of mockery on social media, with one person noting, “Real men need their moms to call Senators for them.”

And then others joined the online fun.

https://twitter.com/wowindc/status/1864382434936017331

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Margie Greene Says She Wants A ‘Blanket Pardon’ – The Internet Asks ‘Is That A Confession?’

To express her outrage over the pardon President Joe Biden gave to his son, Hunter, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) declared yesterday that she wants a “blanket pardon” when Donald Trump retakes office next year.

On Twitter/X, Greene posted, “If Democrats are going to play the pardon game then we should do the same thing. Trump can just blanket pardon all of us too.”

https://twitter.com/mtgreenee/status/1863953303899357555

Reportedly, Greene begged Trump for a pardon before he left office in 2020. That’s according to Cassidy Hutchinson, an aide to former White House chief of staff Mark Meadows, who told the House Jan. 6 committee in 2022, “I heard that she asked the White House counsel’s office for a pardon.”

Greene denied Hutchinson’s allegation, calling it “gossip and lies.”

But the Georgia Republican’s latest reference to being pardoned left many wondering if she had just accidentally confessed to having committed a crime.

https://twitter.com/Toplinesman/status/1863960684070908280

https://twitter.com/LizbethFriedman/status/1864146942265085976

Instead of asking for a pardon, Margie might just want to go ahead and put an attorney on retainer.