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MAGA Faithful Furious With Taylor Swift For Urging Her Fans To Register And Vote In 2024

The only people on the planet who are as thin-skinned and insecure as failed one-term former president Donald Trump are his fans, who are sometimes referred to as the “MAGA faithful,” though it would probably be more accurate to label them members of a cult.

The latest person triggering Trump supporters is none other than recording superstar Taylor Swift, who has been urging her fans to register and vote in the 2024 election (she did the same thing in 2020, and young people showed up at the polls in record numbers) and is also (gasp!) getting cozy with Travis Kelce, who plays tight end for the NFL’s Kansas City Chiefs.

Could Swift make a difference in 2024, especially since it appears the general public isn’t very excited about a Biden-Trump rematch?

Will Bunch of the Philadelphia Inquirer thinks so, writing:

On Tuesday — National Voter Registration Day — the now-Nashville-based singer posted a plea to her 272 million Instagram followers to sign up for the ballot, triggering a sizable response. “I’ve been so lucky to see so many of you guys at my U.S. shows recently. I’ve heard you raise your voices, and I know how powerful they are,” Swift wrote. “Make sure you’re ready to use them in our elections this year!” The group Vote.org posted its biggest day since the heated 2020 election, with many of the 35,000 new voters coming not long after the singer hit the “send” button.

But Swift’s willingness to get involved in the political scene — especially since she carries so much weight with young voters, a key and growing demographic — has Trump acolytes enraged and lashing out online, suggesting that the singer-songwriter is ugly, talentless, and needs to stay in her lane.

Sean Davis of the Federalist hatefully declared, “Taylor Swift is dumb and her music sucks.”

That’s a hell of a lot of projection, Sean.

Then there’s Roger Kimball, a columnist for the Trump-backing American Greatness, who suggested, “Also, she is homely.”

Be sure and check out Kimball’s Twitter photo if you want a really good laugh. He looks like a pile of feces that has been sculpted to resemble a human being.

Trump worshiper Clay Travis attacked both Swift and Kelce.

“Travis Kelce is doing Bud Light and covid shot commercials. He needs to fire all his marketing agents. Or he needs to just go ahead and cut his d–k off, become a chick, and endorse Joe Biden.”

Considering that Kelce is listed as 6-5 and 250 lbs., Clay might want to steer clear of any venue where the Chiefs are playing or end up having his pointy head spiked in the end zone by Kelce just for laughs.

It’s so much fun watching the Trump humpers lose their undeveloped minds over the most trivial shit, isn’t it?

 

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Right-Wing Activist Says The MAGA Movement Was Created Because ‘We Want A White Obama’

According to right-wing activist and Turning Point USA founder Charlie Kirk, the Donald Trump/MAGA movement was created because Republicans were looking for “a white Obama.”

During a podcast at a pastors’ summit on Wednesday, Kirk seemed to admit that the GOP had some blatantly racist motivations when they nominated the failed one-term former president in 2016.

“The Obama movement was larger than life,” Kirk said. “They rode this idea of candidate enthusiasm and this idea of hope and change and all of that. But you live by the sword, you die by the sword.”

“And Obama got re-elected in 2012, but then Republican voters said, our turn,” he added. “We want a white Obama.”

Only Trump (who suggested that Obama was illegitimate and wasn’t even born in the United States, despite his birth in Hawaii) could fill the bill of a white Obama, Kirk explained:

“And the only, I mean, you’ve got Jeb Bush, you had Marco Rubio, and who was the only person that could potentially play the charismatic game as talented as Barack Obama? Donald Trump.”

Donald Trump is the white Obama? That may well be one of the dumbest things to ever ooze from the mouth of a Trump worshiper.

Let’s do a quick compare and contrast:

  • Obama was about hope and change for the better. Trump was about hatred and taking the country back to the days when blacks weren’t allowed to eat in the same restaurants as whites.
  • President Obama stressed equality and inclusion. Trump used veiled white nationalism and fear of others to accomplish his rise to the presidency.
  • Obama is a man of intellect, decency, and kindness. Trump is a lowlife thug who revels in ignorance, preaches division, and loves no one but himself.

Trump humpers think they’ve found the white Obama? All they’ve found is a rehash of George Wallace circa 1963. No wonder they love the evil he represents.

 

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MAGA Faithful Cry Bitter Tears Over Trump’s Indictment: ‘The JFK Assassination All Over Again’

As had been expected for some time now, failed former president Donald Trump was indicted Thursday on multiple counts connected to his mishandling of classified documents and obstructing justice.

NBC News reports:

Trump said Thursday night that his attorneys were informed that he has been indicted in the special counsel’s investigation into his handling of classified documents. Two sources familiar with the matter confirmed the indictment, one adding that Trump had received a summons to appear in U.S. District Court on Tuesday.

In a post on his social media platform, Truth Social, Trump said: “The corrupt Biden Administration has informed my attorneys that I have been Indicted, seemingly over the Boxes Hoax.”

As you’d expect, the pro-Trump MAGA faithful went into full apocalyptic meltdown mode, whining and weeping on social media as they proved their own ignorance of the case and their blind devotion to a man who has been engaged in criminal behavior his entire life.

 

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MAGA Faithful Are Getting Scammed By Hucksters Selling Worthless ‘Trump Bucks’

There’s an eponymous saying attributed to P.T. Barnum that we’re all familiar with: There’s a sucker born every minute.

But based on a report from NBC News, it’s probably safe to say that when it comes to supporters of failed, one-term, twice-impeached and once-indicted former president Donald Trump, those suckers are born every second.

Take, for example, John Amann, who says he purchased $2,200 worth of Trump Bucks over the past year but was told they were worthless when he tried to cash them in at his bank.

NBC News has identified the Colorado-based companies behind the Trump Bucks as Patriots Dynasty, Patriots Future and USA Patriots and reviewed dozens of social posts, online complaints and hundreds of misleading ads for the products. Additionally, NBC News has found at least a dozen people like Amann who say they invested thousands of dollars after watching the pitches on Telegram and other websites that strongly suggested that Trump himself was endorsing these products.

“Now I’m questioning whether he is aware of this,” Amann said of Trump.

There’s no proof that the failed ex-president is connected to the scam, though if he were, you know he’d be getting a hefty share of the profits and would also likely deny he was.

Patriots Dynasty, the company behind the scam, operates out of a industrial center in Denver and has been given an F rating by the Better Business Bureau.

All of this is part of a larger scam goes by the moniker of the Trump Rebate Banking System (TRB for short), which is telling buyers that when Trump is returned to office, he’ll unveil a new monetary system that will magically transform the Trump Bucks into money that is worth much more than what they paid for the items.

Invest in a TRB membership card “issued by Donald Trump,” the ads from Patriots Dynasty, Patriots Future and USA Patriots claim, and the purchaser who spent, say, $99.99 on a “$10,000 Diamond Trump Bucks” bill will be able to cash it in for $10,000 at major banks and retailers like Walmart, Costco and Home Depot.

“TRB system membership cards are official cards issued by Donald Trump to allow Trump Bucks holders to use Trump Bucks as legal tender and deposit them in banks such as JP Morgan Chase, the Bank of America and Wells Fargo,” a narrator identified only as “John” that appears to be a computer-generated voice says in one YouTube ad just moments after cautioning viewers that “Trump Bucks are not legal tender.”

Another victim, a 75-year-old grandmother who lives in Alabama, had this to say about the Trump Bucks, which she now realizes have no value whatsoever:

“I saw all these ads on Telegram that had Trump pushing coins and checks that he endorsed and how you can cash them in after a year and make a profit. I was told how you can go to Bank of America or Target or Amazon to cash them in.”

But when she went to the local Bank of America branch, she found out that she’d been conned out of $1,500.

“When we get there the lady tells me she’s seen dozens of people coming in to cash these checks and they have nothing to do with this,” the grandmother said.

“Now I realize, well, that was stupid,” she said. “But I bought them because I believed President Trump, because he knows all about finance, and he was going to help the real Trump Patriots get rich.”

Suckers. Every last one of them.

 

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MAGA Faithful Denounce Don Jr. After He Calls For An End To The Bud Light Boycott

There’s big trouble in MAGA world tonight, and it’s all over a damn can of beer.

You may recall that many conservatives, MAGA morons, and right-wing nutjobs have been urging each other to stop buying products made by Anheuser-Busch because the company is partnering with a transgender influencer, Dylan Mulvaney.

But Donald Trump Jr., who many feel is the heir to the already decaying MAGA throne, said on his podcast that a boycott was a bad idea, noting that Anheuser-Busch donates more money to Republicans than Democrats.

“That’s literally unheard of in corporate America, where it’s really easy to go woke, where they do so constantly, where there’s a consequence of actually being a conservative,” Junior insisted. “So 60-40 to the conservative side is kind of a big deal.”

He added:

“The company itself doesn’t participate in the same leftist nonsense as the other big conglomerates. Frankly, they don’t participate in the same woke garbage that other people in the beer industry actually do, who are significantly worse offenders when I looked into it. But if they do this again, then it’s on them! Then screw them.”

Those comments didn’t sit well with many in the MAGA movement, Newsweek reports.

Conservatives and Republicans have repeatedly hit out at the transgender community and have worked to pass legislation to limit the medical treatment that transgender children are allowed to receive as part of any physical transition.

Former federal prosecutor Ron Filipkowski noted Trump Jr. had been subject to a backlash from MAGA supporters over his stance.

In a Twitter post on Saturday, Filipkowski said: “I have to type this through tears after laughing so hard reading MAGA posts attacking [Trump] junior for calling off the Bud Light boycott.”

Other postings were just as incendiary, with some even suggesting that the Trumps have become traitors to the very movement they’ve helped perpetuate.

Have fun, MAGAts. It’s always a joy watching bigoted idiots attack each other.