Even though he’s nothing more than a failed, one-term, twice-impeached former president, Donald Trump is holding one of his Nuremberg-style rallies tonight in Mendon, Illinois.
However, unlike past rallies, Newsweek reports, there’s definitely a cloud hanging over the loser ex-president:
Former President Donald Trump will arrive in Illinois for a rally on Saturday as he faces growing legal pressure—with calls for his indictment mounting after a week in which the nation saw multiple Republican officials and key members of his administration testify against him.
On Tuesday, Arizona state House Speaker Rusty Bowers, a Republican who backed Trump’s reelection in 2020, testified about how the former president and his personal attorney Rudy Giuliani pressured him to recall his state’s slate of electors, which went for President Joe Biden. Bowers, however, asserted that there was no evidence presented to convince him to take such an unprecedented action. The conservative lawmaker also said that it would have violated his oath of office.
However, to the MAGA faithful, Trump remains a modern-day Jesus Christ despite the fact that Donald has violated nearly all of the Ten Commandments, been married three times, and cheated on all of his wives when he wasn’t lusting after his daughter, Ivanka, when she was all of 13.
Oh, and then there’s the lying, the worship of money, and his willingness to throw anyone and everyone under the bus to save his own hide.
If you doubt the perverse allure of Trump, consider a man who was interviewed outside tonight’s rally and said he recently met the former POTUS. Ever since, he claimed, the hair on his arms has been standing up.
Sadly, the guy’s arm hair probably wasn’t the only thing standing at attention as he recalled his encounter with the tangerine orangutan.
For those who aren’t yet aware, Trump supporters are members of a cult, and their god is the guy who failed at every business he ever tried and wound up filing for bankruptcy on multiple occasions.
What an honor it is to meet a certified loser with a possum atop his head and a diaper under his suit. Oh happy day!