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JD Vance Told To ‘Check Out Schoolhouse Rock’ After Posting BS Defense Of Elon Musk’s Actions

Vice Criminal JD Vance thought he’d weigh in on the national debate taking place regarding the firing of officials from USAID (the United States Agency for International Development), the U.S. Treasury Department, Office of Personnel Management (OPM), and the General Services Administration (GSA) by people working under the direction of Twitter CEO Elon Musk and only succeeded in proving his ignorance of the Constitution.

Here’s what Vance posted on social media: “Career bureaucrats don’t get to violate lawful orders from the President of the United States. They answer to the president, and he answers to the people. Really not that complicated.”

Considering that Vance graduated from Yale Law School, you’d think he’d know how the government works, but apparently he offloaded whatever knowledge he once possessed the minute he became Donald Trump’s chief ass-licker.

Unelected South African emigres like Musk aren’t the president, even if they contribute over $250 million to help a president get elected and like to believe they’re the smartest person on the planet.

Also, money appropriated by Congress for a specific purpose has to be spent for that purpose. No president is allowed to pick and choose what to fund after Congress has already made that decision.

So if anyone needs a lesson in basic civics, it’s Vance, who is far too busy being a good Nazi to comment on the issue in any manner that provides the least bit of clarity.

Vance was quickly taken to school online.

Eric Chenoweth, the Director of the Institute for Democracy in Eastern Europe (IDEE), remarked, “Note well @JDVance’s false understanding of the Constitution. Indeed, it appears that when they sloganeered ‘we’re a republic, not a democracy,’ they didn’t mean a constitutional republic. BTW, orders to shut down Congressionally mandated programs & agencies are *not* lawful.”

Steven Horrell of the Transatlantic Defense and Security Program at the Center for European Policy Analysis (CEPA) reminded Vance, “Government employees swear an oath to the Constitution, not the President.”

“Civil servants & service members swear an oath to faithfully uphold the Constitution & carry out the laws, as you have. That means not following unlawful orders, like shutting down agencies without an act of Congress or taking down public data Congress mandated be disclosed,” Alexander Howard, the founder of Civic Texts noted.

But the best clapback came from celebrity chef Tom Colicchio.

“If the Money has already been appropriated then yes they do. There is a budget process. You may want to check out Schoolhouse rock.”

Or perhaps Vance needs to stay off social media altogether until he actually reads (and understands) the document that lays out how our representative democracy works.

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JD Vance: Whites Are The ‘Best And Brightest’ But Biden Refused To Hire Them

As if feeling a need to prove his white supremacist bona fides, Vice President J.D. Vance said this morning that former President Joe Biden refused to hire white people for key positions at the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA), which likely contributed to this week’s crash of a Blackhawk military helicopter with commercial airliner that killed 67 people.

Appearing on “Sunday Morning Futures” with host Maria Bartiromo, Vance insisted that the Trump administration will “do a better job at the policy so that we make sure that aviation is as safe as it possibly can.”

“And that does, I think, mean that we have to talk about the DEI policies,” he said. “And in fact, there have been a number of lawsuits from people who would like to become air traffic controllers against the Obama and Biden administration, who were basically said, we were told not even to apply because of the color of our skin, because they were white people.”

“Under the DEI regime of the Biden administration, they weren’t welcome,” Vance continued. “It means that we don’t have the best and the brightest sometimes in these positions.”

“We knew for years that we had a shortage at air traffic control,” Bartiromo concurred.

“Well, part of the reason why we had a shortage in air traffic control is because we were telling our air traffic controllers not to hire people because of the color of their skin,” Vance claimed. “That is a scandal. And it is a scandal, thankfully, that has stopped under the leadership of President Trump.”

Bartiromo then inquired of the VP, “Do you have any evidence that any of those hires that were there at the control Wednesday night were DEI hires?”

“This is not saying that the person who was at the controls is a DEI hire, but let’s just say, first of all, we should investigate everything, but let’s just say the person at the controls didn’t have enough staffing around him or her because we were turning people away because of DEI reasons. There is a very direct connection between the policies of the last administration and short-staffed air traffic controllers.”

“That has to stop.”

There’s also a very direct connection between the disgusting theories propagated by white nationalists and supremacists that have clearly become accepted gospel among today’s Republican Party. That alone suggests they’re unfit to lead and the most un-American sacks of shit currently residing on U.S. soil.

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Conservatives Already Furious With JD Vance – Viciously Attack Him Online

Even though he’s been vice president for less than a week now, JD Vance is already angering many conservatives with a decision he made that would seem inconsequential but has left many on the right apoplectic.

Vance’s office announced Thursday that his first interview since taking office would be with Margaret Brennan of CBS News, the host of “Face the Nation.”

That didn’t sit well with many on the right, even though Brennan is widely respected as a journalist by both Democrats and Republicans.

But the MAGA faithful were livid, accusing CBS of being “fake news” and trying to tank Trump’s most recent run for the presidency.

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Vance Suggests Trump May Take Greenland By Force: ‘We Always Have Troops’

According to Vice President-elect J.D. Vance, the United States could easily overtake the nation of Greenland and its natural resources without having to send more members of the U.S. military to accomplish the mission because “we always have troops in Greenland.”

Fox host Shannon Bream asked Vance about Donald Trump’s obsession with the country and if a military invasion was planned to take control of it.

“What’s the deal with Greenland and the Panama Canal?” Bream inquired. “Are we using or considering use of military force in any of those situations?”

“No, look, we don’t have to use military force, Shannon,” Vance responded. “The thing that people always ignore is we already have troops in Greenland.”

“Greenland is really important for America strategically,” he continued. “It has a lot of great natural resources.”

Vance added that his “good friend” Donald Trump Jr. had recently paid a visit to Greenland.

“And you know what they told him?” Vance claimed. “They want to be empowered to develop, the people of Greenland want to be empowered to develop the resources there.”

“We also need to make sure that Greenland is properly cared for from an American security perspective,” he added. “The Danish government has not done a good enough job of securing Greenland.”

“I think there actually is a real opportunity here for us to take leadership, to protect America’s security, to ensure that those incredible natural resources are developed, and that’s what Donald Trump is good at. He’s good at making deals, and I think there’s a deal to be made in Greenland.”

The problem is that Greenland has already made it clear they don’t want to be under the control of the United States. They’re happy being protected by the Danes and aren’t looking for a new suitor.

Despite that, don’t be surprised if Trump does something strategically moronic and gets members of our military killed. After all, everything the tangerine shitgibbon touches dies.

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Why Did JD Vance Share A Meme Depicting Himself As ‘Trump’s Wife?’

Did you know that Vice President-elect J.D Vance sees himself as Donald Trump’s wife?

Based on a meme Vance shared on social media, it seems that Vance’s self-image is, to put it mildly, bizarre.

As Newsweek reports, “The image the Ohio senator posted on X, formerly Twitter, is a mock-up of Norman Rockwell’s famous 1940s Freedom From Want painting, featuring a large group sitting down at a table for the holiday meal with an elderly couple serving up a turkey. The painting is one of four known as the Four Freedoms series, inspired by President Franklin D. Roosevelt’s 1941 State of the Union address.”

“The image Vance shared on Thursday features his head superimposed over the matriarch figure, with Trump’s head replacing the patriarch at the head of the table.”

 

What in the hell is Vance implying? Is he married to Trump, or is he trying to tell us that he secretly wants to be a woman? Considering the extremist position Republicans advocate regarding the LGBT community, that might be a bit of a problem.

As expected, social media had a blast mocking Vance and his meme.