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Trump Takes To Truth Social And Proudly Calls Himself Second Only To Jesus Christ

The most immoral man to ever hold the office of president — a man who has been married three times and cheated on all three of his wives — wants the world to know that among those who have walked the face of the earth, he is second only to Jesus Christ.

Yes, you read that correctly: Donald Trump believes that he is the second greatest human ever born outside of the Lord and Savior of the religion he professes to believe in.

Business Insider reports:

Former President Donald Trump shared a post on his Truth Social account on Friday, declaring him as “second” only to Jesus.

The post by Truth Social user @austinnegrete said: “Jesus is the Greatest. President @realDonaldTrump is the second greatest.”

It accompanied an image of a painting of Jesus by artist Dan Wilson.

Trump “ReTruthed,” or reposted, the Jesus comparison to his 4.1 million Truth Social followers.

It probably won’t surprise you to learn that this isn’t the first time Trump has put him self on the same exalted level as Christ.

In August 2019, Trump proudly told reporters “I am the chosen one” while discussing trade negotiations with China.

Reaction on social media to Trump’s latest claim was immediate and harsh.

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GED Queen Lauren Boebert Proves Her Ignorance Of English While Reading A Bible Verse

Colorado Republican Congresswoman Lauren Boebert is once again proving that not only is she ignorant when it comes to the English language, she’s also a hypocrite who doesn’t understand the Bible she loves to quote as a defense for her indefensible actions and utterances.

Case in point: Boebert was reading from the Book of Romans, HuffPost reports, when she ran across a word that completely threw her.

Boebert, a conspiracy theorist who has embraced QAnon extremism, was reciting a passage from Romans that ― in “The Message” edition she was reading from ― referred to “wanton killing.” Except Boebert pronounced it more like “wonton,” the delicious dumpling often found in soup at Chinese restaurants.

“I don’t know what a wonton killing is. I’m gonna have to look that one up, but it sounds interesting.”

Oh, shit! There’s gonna be a wonton killing. Sure hope someone brought the teriyaki or sweet and sour sauce.

Of course, Boebert’s massive ignorance of the language that confounds her shouldn’t surprise anyone. She didn’t even manage to earn her GED high school equivalency until she was elected.

Fact-checking site Snopes.com confirmed that Boebert did indeed wait until after her election to get her GED:

On her educational background, she said she never claimed to have graduated from Rifle High School. “I went to my high school,” she said.

“I was a brand-new mom, and I had to make hard decisions on successfully raising my child, or getting to high school biology class. And I chose to take care of my child,” she said.

Boebert said she received her GED after completing a four-course review.

“I didn’t go through the typical education course,” she said. “I was a great student. I had great grades. I loved being there, but I was starting my family and had different priorities.”

Twitter users were eager to mock Boebert, and they did so with great gusto:

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Paranoid Ron Johnson Whines ‘The Left’ Has ‘Infiltrated’ Education, Journalism And Religion

As his prospects for winning re-election dim with each new poll, Wisconsin Sen. Ron Johnson (R) loses more of his grip on reality, going to far as to suggest that “the left” in America is ruining everything from education to journalism, religion, and government itself.

Johnson made those remarks during an appearance on right-wing Fox News host Mark Levin’s show Sunday evening, claiming that liberals, Democrats, and “the left” are destroying the United States and don’t even have a right to be citizens.

“The press is so unbelievably powerful and the left has infiltrated every institution of this country.

“They started with the college and university system. So they control college of education and journalism and law. And they’ve infiltrated every agency. They’ve infiltrated religions. They’ve infiltrated everything and now we’re seeing the results of that.”

Be sure and note Johnson’s repeated use of the word “infiltrated,” which hints at some sort of devious plot afoot by Democrats simply because they have political beliefs that differ from those of the senator and his political compatriots.

That led Johnson to make his other point: That Republicans must win the midterm elections or the nation is doomed:

“That’s why our nation is literally on a precipice. We’re at a hinge point in history.

“We have to win this election and we have to win many more because we’ve got to push them out of these institutions and return some normalcy, return the values that made this country great.”

Johnson’s comments about infiltration are especially ironic when you consider that he and several of his GOP colleagues visited Moscow on July 4, 2018.

The senator is also suspected of having played a role in efforts to overturn the 2020 election, providing an alternate slate of electors for Wisconsin that would have helped Donald Trump remain as president.

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Eric Trump Declares: No One ‘Has Done More For Christianity’ Than My Daddy – No One!

Now that whey can sense their old man is in very deep legal trouble that he cannot bribe, talk, or worm his way out of, the two oldest male Trump spawn, Don Jr. and Eric, are desperately trying to wage a public PR campaign on his behalf, as under the mistaken belief that anyone wants to hear their bullshit other than the last dregs of humanity who still believe every word a Trump utters.

At something called Northern Kentucky Freedom Fest that’s being this weekend, Eric got up and regaled the pitiful excuse of a crowd with tales of what a great man his, according to Cincinnati.com:

Eric Trump told the crowd that when he found out the FBI was raiding Mar-a-Lago last month, he said he immediately thought: ‘What the hell are 30 FBI agents doing outside our gate?’”

“Shouldn’t they be standing outside of Hunter Biden’s house?” he asked. The crowd roared and Eric Trump continued, firing back at President Joe Biden for suggesting some Trump supporters are fascists.

“He’s using the FBI to protect his son while raiding his political opponents’ house. Tell me what’s fascism,” Eric Trump said.

But there was something else Eric said that has set off waves of laughter and revulsion online. He said, “There’s no one who’s done more for Christianity than Donald Trump. No one.”

Is that right, Eric? Are we talking about the same Donald Trump who has been married three times, cheated on all of his wives, paid hush money to a porn star, and was accused of raping a 13-year-old girl with his BFF Jeffrey Epstein, whom he likely had killed while in federal custody? Is that the guy who has done more for Christianity than anyone else? More than Pope Francis? More than Jesus himself?

Or is it the same Donald Trump who mocked Christians while he was still president, commenting:

But Trump’s promises to protect religious freedom, his nomination of pro-life judges, and his gushing—“I love the evangelicals. And they love me,” he said in a 2016 line that he repeated last year—is not a sentiment he consistently upholds in private. He reportedly revealed as much in 2015, commenting on a story about an Atlanta millionaire televangelist who turned to his followers to raise the $60 million it costs to own a Gulfstream private jet. “They’re all hustlers,” Trump reportedly told Michael Cohen.

Same guy, Eric, or some other Donald Trump we haven’t yet met because he doesn’t exist except in your fervent fantasies?

Social media was both amused and disgusted by Eric’s absurd comment, and they let him have it.

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Latinos For Trump Leader Says Ex-POTUS Has ‘Offended The Lord’ And Is Facing Retribution

According to an ardent supporter of failed, one-term former president Donald Trump, the reason the ex-POTUS is facing so much legal and political jeopardy is because he’s “offended the Lord” and is being paid back for his sin.

Bianca Garcia, president of Latinos for Trump, said during an appearance on “The Jeff Dornik Show” that Donald is suffering divine retribution, according to Insider:

While on the show, Garcia said she thought Trump kept “getting attacked” and having his “butt handed” to him because he didn’t surround himself with those who are “used to fighting principalities in a spiritual realm.” 

She added that she thought Trump needed to speak to evangelical leaders and spiritual people and pray with his family, which she said she does not see him doing very much of. 

Garcia added that a quick look at who is being invited to the former president’s Mar-a-Lago resort proves his lack of spiritual guidance:

“We see it. There are no faith leaders coming out of Mar-a-Lago right now, there’s nobody counseling him, his family, praying with him.

“They can’t just appear and go and knock on Mar-a-Lago. He needs to be the one to invite them in and say, ‘Look… this world has gone chaotic and it’s mad.'”

And then Garcia made a suggestion for Trump:

“You need to go in the prayer closet. You need to find a closet, go get on your knees. Pray, and repent, for whatever it is, because you’ve offended the Lord.”

Do you suppose Trump can find his “prayer closet”? And even if he could, is it stuffed with cardboard boxes of classified documents?