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Donald Trump GOP Religion Trump Supporters

George Conway Trolls The MAGA Faithful With His Trumpian 10 Commandments

Now that we have a new speaker of the House who is fully committed to the Big Lie that the 2020 election was stolen from multiply-indicted former president Donald Trump yet professes to be a Christian, it seems only fair that someone make it crystal clear exactly what the Trump faithful have actually signed up for.

Why? Because the Trump acolytes need to be mocked, shamed, and trolled for pledging their undying loyalty to the most immoral man to ever hold public office in this country.

That’s why attorney George Conway’s new Trumpian Ten Commandments is so timely, as he explained on Twitter.

Conway begins with this instruction on how best to get the message to the MAGA lunatics who have been elected to Congress:

“To be posted in all Members’ offices per order of the Speaker:”

And then we get the new commandments, which also need to be shared far and wide on every social media platform, including Truth Social for anyone who has an account there and wants to make sure the Donald sees them.

1. Thou shalt have no other gods before me, except thou shalt followeth thy Orange Jesus over any moral cliff.

2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, unless thou shalt have purchaseth it on http://DonaldJTrump.com.

3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain, except when thou shalt attacketh Brandon or thy RINOs.

4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy, unless thou attendeth a musical production in Denver.

5. Honour thy father and thy mother, and burieth thy mother on thy father’s golf course.

6. Thou shalt not kill, but thou shalt shooteth looters on sight, and puteth alligators in thy moat to keepeth out the Mexicans.

7. Thou shalt not commit adultery, but if thou shalt do so with thy porn star, thou shalt payeth her off through an intermediary and falsifieth thy accounting records.

8. Thou shalt not steal, unless thou needeth to steeleth one moreth than a certain number of popular votes or unless thou can hideth thy stollen documents at thy bathroom in thy resort.

9. Thou shalt not bear false witness. LOL.

10. Thou shalt not covet (but seeth nos. 2, 4, 7, and 8 aboveth).

 


Yep. That pretty much covers it, although a true MAGA hypocrite probably needs an accompanying photo of the entire Trump family so that he or she can also pay tribute to the spawn of Donnie.

 

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Donald Trump Elections Social Media

George Conway Asks Twitter For Trump 2024 Campaign Slogans – Hilarity Ensues

According to some Donald Trump supporters, the FBI’s serving of a search warrant at Mar-a-Lago on Monday guarantees that the failed, one-term, twice-impeached former president will run again in 2024.

While that may be true, the fact that Trump is under civil and criminal investigation in multiple venues certainly complicates any planned presidential campaign, if only because he’s likely to be tied up in court (or even prison) for the foreseeable future.

That led attorney George Conway (husband of former Trump administration adviser Kellyanne Conway) to ask on Twitter what people thought should be the Donald’s campaign slogan if he does indeed run for the White House two years from now.

Conway kicked off the fun with this suggestion:

Once the ball was rolling, social media took things from there.

https://twitter.com/Politidope/status/1557700270221565952?s=20&t=TvoJeohQH5-KJRZBPUyQzQ
https://twitter.com/bellemymichele/status/1557666318706515968?s=20&t=TvoJeohQH5-KJRZBPUyQzQ

Feel free to join the fun over on Twitter and add your own.

 

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The Trump Adminstration

Kellyanne Conway Publicly Accuses Husband George Of Cheating On Her

Since she left the Trump administration — where she served as Senior Counselor to the President — in 2020, things have been falling apart in the life of Kellyanne Conway.

For example, shortly after she left her White House job, Conway’s daughter, Claudia, accused her mother of physically and emotionally abusing her:

“Claudia, whose father is George Conway III, shared via TikTok on August 6, ‘Kellyanne just called me and said I’m putting her life in danger by speaking out and how im gonna get arrested again for make false allegations.’ The TikTok video she posted an hour prior also alluded to her being arrested. She captioned the clip, ‘Storytime?’

“On Thursday, Claudia, who has over 273,000 followers on TikTok, shared a third video in which she appears to be lying in bed crying. While the song ‘Bulletproof’ plays, she adds text to the video that read, ‘You think you can hurt my feelings? lol my mom is Kellyanne Conway.’”

And now Kellyanne says that her husband is having an affair, but not the way you’d expect when you hear the word “affair.”

“Heading into the school year in the fall of 2018, all four Conway children were thriving,” the senior Trump adviser wrote in the book. “They were with me full-time in D.C. My mom had moved in with us to help with my Core Four. George was spending chunks of time in New York at the firm, where he voluntarily went from partner to an of-counsel role, spending his nights alone at our house in Alpine, New Jersey, 240 miles away from D.C. The numbers don’t lie. During this time, the frequency and ferocity of his tweets accelerated. Clearly, he was cheating by tweeting. I was having a hard time competing with his new fling.”

That quote is from a memoir the former Trump adviser has written, according to People Magazine.

Conway goes on to try and justify her claims that her husband cheated on her via social media, suggesting that tweeting against her or the former president was a direct violation of their wedding vows:

“I had already said publicly what I’d said privately to George,” wrote Mrs. Conway in the book. “That his daily deluge of insults-by-tweet against my boss—or, as he put it sometimes, ‘the people in the White House’—violated our marriage vows to ‘love, honor, and cherish’ each other. Those vows, of course, do not mean we must agree about politics or policies or even the president. In our democracy, as in our marriage, George was free to disagree, even if it meant a complete 180 from his active support for Trump-Pence–My Wife–2016 and a whiplash change in character from privately brilliant to publicly bombastic.”

Kellyanne Conway, much like her former boss, tries to blame everything on everyone else. Nothing is ever the fault of Donald or a Trump acolyte. Their failures are someone else’s fault. They’re always the victim.

So really the only thing that remains to be said to Ms. Conway is this: Boo freaking hoo! Do you want some cheese with that whine?