Donald Trump Elections WTF?!

Trump Says He’d Win In Blue States If Jesus ‘Came Down’ And Counted The Votes

Speaking at one of his patented over-the-top political rallies in Iowa on Saturday evening, failed one-term, twice-impeached, and multiply-indicted ex-president Donald Trump said he has no doubt whatsoever that he won several blue states in the 2020 election and would win them once more in 2024 if only Jesus would “come down” and count the ballots.

Mediaite reports that Trump made all sorts of bizarre statements, but it was the ones about Jesus tabulating votes that drew the most attention.

“I actually believe that if they didn’t have rigged elections out there, if they didn’t have all the paper bal– you know, they send out like 36 million ballots and nobody knows where the hell they’re going to or coming from. I think a few people know where they’re going to and a few people know where they’re coming from,” said Trump about California.

“But I think if you had a real election and Jesus came down and God came down and said, I’m going to be the scorekeeper here, I think we would win there,” said Trump. “I think would win in Illinois, and I think it would win in New York, which is all places that, in theory –”

New York, Trump continued, is turning against Democrats due to the issue of immigration, so the Empire State should be easy pickings in next year’s presidential race.

“I think you can win New York. I think you can win New Jersey. I think we can win Virginia. People that, states that in theory, would be with us.”

Then it was back to the airing of grievances about the 2020 race, which Trump lost in an electoral landslide to President Joe Biden.

“I think for years we could have won them. These elections are rigged. Our elections are totally rigged and we got to do something about it. The radical left Democrats rigged the presidential election of 2020, and we’re not going to allow them to rig the presidential election of 2024 and destroy our country totally.”

What Trump neglected to explain is why Jesus or God would intervene on his behalf. After all, he’s the most corrupt and immoral person to ever run for any public office.

Also, according to the Bible (which Trump has never read), God doesn’t bless evil people, and there are few human beings more filled with devilish motives than the clown who still thinks he’s beloved by the American people.

Right Wing Morons Social Media WTF?!

Conspiracy Theorists Attack Dolly Parton After She Performs At Dallas Cowboys’ Halftime Show

Country music superstar Dolly Parton performed during halftime of the Thanksgiving Day NFL football game between the Dallas Cowboys and Washington Commanders, and while fans in attendance at the game were delighted by Parton’s mini-concert, conspiracy theorists wasted no time trashing her just because she helped finance creation of the COVID-19 vaccine.

According to Newsweek:

Parton’s set included some of her biggest hits, such as “Jolene” and “9 to 5,” before she treated audiences to a cover of Queen’s classic track “We Are the Champions.”

However, the singer-song-writer’s presence on the stage drew objections from a number of social media users, who criticized Parton for helping to fund the development of a COVID vaccine at the height of the pandemic in 2020.

The star donated $1 million to the Vanderbilt University Medical Center, leading to the creation of the Moderna COVID-19 vaccine. She has since donated another $1 million to Vanderbilt for pediatric infectious disease research.

That was all it took for snowflake anti-vaxxers to post hateful invectives aimed at Parton on Twitter.


Donald Trump Social Media WTF?!

Donald Trump’s Thanksgiving Message Is Among The Most Disgusting Things He’s Ever Posted Online

On Thanksgiving, we’re supposed to take time and reflect on the many things we have to be thankful for: Family, friends, freedom.

But if you’re failed former president Donald Trump, you make Thanksgiving all about yourself and your petty grievances.

Here’s what the disgraced ex-president posted on his failing Truth Social site:

“Happy Thanksgiving to ALL, including the Racist & Incompetent Attorney General of New York State, Letitia “Peekaboo” James, who has let Murder & Violent Crime FLOURISH, & Businesses FLEE; the Radical Left Trump Hating Judge, a “Psycho,” Arthur Engoron, who Criminally Defrauded the State of New York, & ME, by purposely Valuing my Assets at a “tiny” Fraction of what they are really worth in order to convict me of Fraud before even a Trial, or seeing any PROOF, & used his Politically Biased & Corrupt Campaign Finance Violator, Chief Clerk Alison Greenfield, to sit by his side on the “Bench” & tell him what to do; & Crooked Joe Biden, who has WEAPONIZED his Department of Injustice against his Political Opponent, & allowed our Country to go to HELL; & all of the other Radical Left Lunatics, Communists, Fascists, Marxists, Democrats, & RINOS, who are seriously looking to DESTROY OUR COUNTRY.”

Wow! Makes you feel warm all over, doesn’t it?

Since Donnie now posts his Truth Social ramblings on Twitter, other social media users decided to let him know how they felt about his hateful message.



GOP Congressman Threatens FBI Director At House Hearing: ‘Your Day Is Coming, Mr. Wray!’

Members of the House Republican caucus are so out of control that they’re openly threatening federal law enforcement officials and anyone else who dares to disagree with them.

Today it was Rep. Clay Higgins (R-LA) who went on an extended and fact-free rant that he aimed at FBI Director Chris Wray.

Higgins began his questioning of Wray by suggesting that FBI agents had fueled the violence on January 6, 2021 that resulted in the storming of the U.S. Capitol building.

“Director Wray, last year, you may recall, sir, our exchange regarding the FBI’s involvement on January 6th and prior. I’m happy to jog your memory to quote, according to the record I asked you, ‘Did you have confidential human sources dressed as Trump supporters positioned inside the Capitol on January 6, prior to the doors being open?’ You responded. I quote again, ‘I have to be very careful of what I say.'”

“We can’t get a straight answer, although we have a tremendous amount of evidence harvested and reviewed over the course of the last year which you will see in September,” Higgins continued.

The director replied, “Congressman, as we’ve discussed before, I’m not going to get into where we have or have not used confidential human sources. But what I can tell you…”

Rather than letting Wray complete his response, Higgins cut him off: “Okay, we will move on.”

When Wray noted that Higgins had asked for a “definitive answer,” the congressman haughtily told him, “We will move on, it is my time. You said no, you’re not going to answer, that’s cool we are watching.”

Next, Higgins began asking about what he called “ghost buses,” explaining what he meant by the term:

“Well, it’s pretty common in law enforcement, it is a vehicle that’s used for secret purposes. It’s painted over. There’s two buses in the middle here. There were the first to arrive at Union Station on January 6th, zero-five-hundred. I have all this evidence, I’m showing you the tip of this iceberg.”

When Higgins was told that his time had expired, he began ranting at Wray:

“I note that all the members across the aisle have been granted time, and I object to my question being closed. This is a very significant hearing, Mr. Chairman. And these busses are nefarious in nature and were filled with FBI informants dressed as Trump supporters deployed onto our Capitol on January 6th and your day is coming Mr. Wray!”

Clay Higgins needs to either provide some facts to back up his claims of shut the hell up. Oh, and he also needs to loosen the tinfoil hat on his head.


GOP U.S. Senate Viral Video WTF?!

WATCH: Near ‘Literal Brawl’ Starts When GOP Senator Threatens Union Leader Testifying Before Committee

In what was once known as “the greatest deliberative body on earth,” today, a Republican senator threatened to fight a union leader who was testifying before a hearing of the Senate Health, Education, Labor and Pensions Committee.

Teamsters President Sean O’Brien was the witness, according to Mediaite, when Sen. Markwayne Mullin (R-OK) referenced several barbs the two men have traded in recent months.

For example, O’Brien posted this in June:

That led Mullin to tell O’Brien:

“Sir, I wish you was [sic] in the truck with me when I was building my plumbing company myself and my wife was running the office because I should remember working pretty hard and long hours. ‘Pretends like he’s self-made. What a clown, fraud always has been, always will be. Quit the tough guy act in these Senate hearings. You know where to find me. Any place, any time, cowboy.”

Mullin then added: “Sir, this is a time, this is a place. You want to run your mouth. We can be two consenting adults. We can finish it here.”

O’Brien: “Okay, that’s fine. Perfect.”

Mullin: “You want to do it now?”

O’Brien, accepting the challenge: “I’d love to do it right now.”

Mullin: “Well, stand your butt up, then.”

O’Brien: “You stand your butt up.”

As Mullin stood and started to take a ring off his finger, Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT) intervened:

“Hold it. Stop it. Stop it. No, no. Sit down. Sit down! You’re a United States senator!”

When O’Brien asked if he could respond to what Mullin had said, Sanders insisted he couldn’t, telling him, “No, you can’t. This is a hearing.”

Here’s the video:

The greatest deliberative body on earth? Sure, until a redneck like Markwayne Mullin tries to turn it into a boxing match.