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Trump’s Latest Attempt At ‘Dancing’ Has The Internet Laughing Its A*s Off

During his Thursday campaign rally in the Bronx, failed one-term, twice-impeached, and multiply-indicted ex-president Donald Trump once again did something he does very poorly.

He danced.

However, based on the video of the alleged “dancing,” it’d be more accurate to refer to Trump’s moves as his latest public humiliation.

Here’s the video of Donnie busting a move on Thursday:

Dear God, please make it stop! Doesn’t this fool realize how ridiculous he looks? Is he deliberately trying to simulate what Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) enjoys doing publicly with her latest boyfriend? If so, mission accomplished.

Now please give me a way to erase the image from my memory.

Fortunately, Donnie’s bad dancing did spawn plenty of mockery on social media.

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Trump Campaign Winks And Nods To Extremists With Ad Promising ‘Creation Of A Unified Reich’

The 2024 Donald Trump campaign posted a video ad on social media Monday that promises the “creation of a unified Reich” if he wins the 2024 presidential election in November.

According to HuffPost, “The 30-second clip imagined newspaper articles reporting on a ‘landslide’ Trump 2024 election win. One referred to ‘the creation of a unified Reich’ under the headline of ‘What’s Next For America?'”

The word “Reich” is a clear a reference to the Third Reich, which was proclaimed by German dictator Adolf Hitler in 1933 and led to the horrors of World War II and the Holocaust.

Shortly after the video was posted on Trump’s Truth Social site, the Biden campaign pointed out that the former president was unmistakably harkening back to Nazi Germany.

That’s not all the ad promises, Mediaite noted.

Other parts of the ad featured placeholder text about “the European great powers” and the digging of trenches next to headlines such as, “Border is closed. 15 million illegal aliens deported,” and “Peace through strength.”

The Trump campaign immediately shifted into damage control mode, with campaign spokesperson Karoline Leavitt insisting it was “not a campaign video” and had instead been “created by a random account” and “reposted by a staffer who clearly did not see the word.”

Trump himself has used Nazi-like rhetoric before, claiming that immigrants are “poisoning the blood of our country” and hosting Holocaust denier Nick Fuentes at his Mar-a-Lago resort in Palm Beach, Florida.

It should come as no surprise to anyone who has been paying attention that Trump and his supporters are bringing up the Third Reich, which was predicated on the belief that only “pure” Aryan blood was acceptable in Germany. Such rhetoric eventually led to the deaths of 11 million innocent people who were executed by Hitler’s henchmen.

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‘Glitched Out’ Trump Goes Silent For Extended Period During Surreal Speech To NRA

There are new concerns this morning that former president Donald Trump may be mentally impaired and getting worse by the day after remarks he made Saturday at the National Rifle Association convention in Dallas, Texas.

Specifically, Trump stopped talking near the end of his speech for nearly two minutes.

The disgraced ex-president lavished praise on the Lone Star State, telling attendees, “You have a great governor, you have a great lieutenant governor. You have incredible congress people you have just fantastic people. The Texas spirit of proud independence was forged by cowboys and cattle hands, ranchers and rangers, oil workers, soldiers, and brave, brave, brave, pioneers. Many came here with nothing but the boots on their feet, the clothes on their back, and a gun…”

“Come and take it,” Trump added, referencing a phrase popular among pro-Second Amendment extremists.

“Come and take it. Together they helped make America into the single greatest nation in the history of the world.”

And then…nothing. Just music and no words.

When he finally began speaking again, Trump said, “But now we are a nation in decline. We are a failing nation. We are a nation that has the highest inflation in 58 years. Our banks are collapsing, and interest rates are skyrocketing.”

As the video began circulating on social media, many people noted that Trump may not make it to November while his supporters insisted he had just paused for “dramatic effect.”

Donald keeps saying that President Joe Biden should be drug tested before they debate for the first time on June 27. But perhaps Trump should have a full physical workup before he’s allowed to continue his campaign.

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Internet Explodes With Mockery After Lauren Boebert Says Trump Is ‘Pretty’ When He Sleeps In Court

Determined to prove that she’s the cultiest of Trump cult members, Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) happily declared yesterday that if indeed former president Donald Trump is falling asleep during his hush money/election fraud trial in Manhattan, it’s perfectly fine because the disgraced ex-head of state looks “pretty” when he does so.

According to HuffPost, Boebert’s remarks came in response to mockery from a Democratic congressman.

“I think he’s praying,” she said after Rep. Robert Garcia (D-Calif.) detailed all the times Trump is said to have dozed in court. “But if he is sleeping, y’know, he certainly looks pretty while he sleeps. Maybe it’s an endearing moment of prayer, though.”

Boebert also tried to defend Trump’s inability to stay awake by claiming that the same thing happens to her.

“I know when I fall asleep on airplanes my mouth kinda drops open. And y’know his mouth is kinda tight-lipped, so maybe it’s just a somber moment of thought.”

The word “pretty” has never and should never be applied to anyone with an appearance as clownish and downright disgusting as Donald Trump. The man looks like a Halloween pumpkin that was left out in the heat for several days and then topped with some rotting straw discovered in a cow pasture.

As you’d expect, social media had lots of fun with Boebert’s remarks.

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Unhinged Lindsey Graham Demands Gaza Be Bombed The Way Hiroshima Was In WWII

An enraged Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) said today during an appearance on NBC’s “Meet the Press” that Israel should bomb Gaza into oblivion the way the United States did the city of Hiroshima in World War II with a nuclear weapon.

Graham was asked by host Kristin Welker, “I guess the question is, why does Israel need the most massive bombs that can potentially level an entire block in order to wage this war? Why can’t it be more precise?”

The senator replied, “Why did we drop two bombs, nuclear bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki to end a war that we couldn’t afford to lose? You don’t understand, apparently, what Israel is facing.”

“So when we were faced with destruction as a nation after Pearl Harbor, fighting the Germans and the Japanese, we decided to end the war by bombing Hiroshima and Nagasaki with nuclear weapons,” he continued. “That was the right decision. Give Israel the bombs they need to end the war they can’t afford to lose and work with them to minimize casualties.”

Welker noted “that there has been so much technology since those bombs were dropped that for that very reason, that is why Israel and other developed countries can be more precise.”

She also reminded Graham that former President Ronald Reagan had also withheld weapons from Israel.

“Did President Reagan show that using U.S. military aid as leverage can actually be an effective way to rein in and impact Israel’s policy?”

The question enraged Graham.

“This is the worst decision in the history of the U.S.-Israel relationship to deny weapons at a time the Jewish state could be destroyed. Can I say this? Why is it okay for America to not to to drop two nuclear bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki to end their existential threat war?”

“I thought it was OK. So, Israel, do whatever you have to do to survive as a Jewish state!” he ranted. “These military officials that you’re talking about are full of crap!”

Let’s all be thankful that Lindsey Graham will never be president of the United States. The crazy son of a bitch would have us in World War III within a week of taking office.