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RNC Attendees Mocked For Wearing ‘Maxi Pads’ On Their Ears As Proof Of Fealty To Trump

If you watched any of the 2024 Republican National Convention (a.k.a. GOP Nuremberg rally) on Tuesday evening, you may have noticed that many delegates were wearing bandages on their right ear, a sign of loyalty to convicted felon Donald Trump, who survived an assassination attempt over the weekend during a campaign rally in Pennsylvania.

According to Newsweek, “Arizona delegate Joe Neglia, 63, told CBS News that the prop, which he said he made on the bus to the convention, was an homage to the Republican nominee. He called it ‘the newest fashion trend.'”

“It’s just in sympathy with Donald Trump,” Neglia told U.K. newspaper The Guardian. “I saw that man get shot. I thought that man has almost given his life for his country. He deserves some respect for that.”

It didn’t take long before the mockery began on social media.


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Congressman Calls J.D. Vance The ‘Hatched’ Child Of Trump And Marjorie Taylor Greene

Sen J.D. Vance (R-OH) could soon be a heartbeat away from the Oval Office, and that’s a terrifying prospect, according to Rep. Dan Goldman (D-NY), who called Vance “the baby of MAGA and QAnon” during an appearance on MSNBC.

Speaking with host Nicolle Wallace, Goldman noted that just minutes after failed former president Donald Trump was shot in Pennsylvania, Vance was on social media blaming President Joe Biden and Democrats for what the FBI is calling a failed assassination attempt.

“I mean, it’s so extreme, you know, it’s like if Marjorie Taylor Greene and Donald Trump got together and hatched something, and that’s J.D. Vance,” Goldman explained. “It’s insane — some of his views. His extremism on abortion — no exception for rape or incest. He has said he would not have certified the last election and will not guarantee that he will certify this election. He has overtly supported Vladimir Putin and Russia in his effort to take over the democratic country of Ukraine.”

The New York Democrat added that Vance is a “neophyte and a novice who has flip-flopped over the last several years after being a NeverTrumper and calling him the potential next American Hitler to now selling his soul so that he can rise the ranks, and Donald Trump loves that.”

J.D. Vance is indeed a member of the extreme right wing of the Republican Party. He has suggested that women should stay in abusive marriages for the sake of their children and made it clear that he thinks all abortions should be banned in the United States, even if a pregnancy was the result of rape or incest.

In other words, Vance is the perfect running mate for Donald Trump because both of them are direct threats to the American republic.


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Nicolle Wallace: Kamala Harris Will ‘Wipe The Floor’ With J.D. Vance If They Debate

MSNBC’s Nicolle Wallace says she’s hoping a debate will take place between Vice President Kamala Harris and Sen. J.D. Vance (R-OH), who was named as failed president Donald Trump’s running mate on Monday.

Speaking with political analyst Basil Smikle, Wallace was surprised when he said while some Democrats are calling for President Joe Biden to step down, not many of them are not suggesting Harris should replace him, “And I wonder why? Because in many ways —” Smikle said.

Wallace interrupted him to note, “Who did that?”

“I think most of the people who came out to say Joe Biden should step down did not come right out and say Kamala Harris should be next,” Smikle replied.

“Kamala Harris should be next!” Wallace insisted. “If anyone thinks Joe Biden — as someone who’s covered her, if anyone has watched — I’ve watched all of her speeches for the last two weeks. I thought she was fantastic four years ago. Anyone that hasn’t — I hope that J.D. Vance today challenges Kamala Harris to some debates because she would wipe the floor with him!”

“The reality is, and I said this, that I don’t know if my party knows even how to defend her when the attacks come,” Smikle added. “And they will come.”

Wallace was having none of it.

“Have them call me,” she exclaimed. “Because — let me just say this. I have only covered her — and this is where — you watched her dismantle Bill Barr. How many people can say — you put your list of accomplishments together and if you can put on it ‘destroyed Bill Barr,’ ‘made fun of Mike Pence and the fly on his head without saying a word,’ and have ‘hit the campaign trail with enough vigor to carry the whole ticket for the last 16 weeks.’ She’s ready.”

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Marjorie Taylor Greene Slammed For Saying Democrats Are ‘Flat Out Evil’ And Tried To ‘Murder’ Trump

Despite calls from both Democrats and Republicans to tamp down the incendiary rhetoric that may have contributed to the attempted assassination of disgraced former president Donald Trump, GOP Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene (GA) decided she would escalate the issue by saying on Twitter that Democrats are “flat out evil” and attempted to “murder” Trump.

“We are in a battle between GOOD and EVIL,” Greene said over the weekend. “The Democrats are the party of pedophiles, murdering the innocent unborn, violence, and bloody, meaningless, endless wars.”

She then added, “They want to lock up their political opponents, and terrorize innocent Americans who would tell the truth about it.”

“The Democrat party is flat out evil, and yesterday they tried to murder President Trump.”

With reports now coming from the Republican National Convention in Milwaukee that Trump will call for “unity” when he speaks on Thursday evening, Greene’s posting was not well-received on social media, where she was pelted with derision.

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Seth Meyers Brutally Trolls Lauren Boebert For Her Latest Social Media Idiocy

On Thursday, Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) suggested in a posting on Twitter that the coronavirus vaccine might be responsible for President Joe Biden’s bad performance at last month’s first debate with convicted felon Donald Trump, writing, “I wonder what could have caused Joe Biden’s rapid physical and cognitive decline?”

That led “Late Night” host Seth Meyers to respond on his show, remarking, “Yeah, no, I wonder.”

“Could it have been a thoroughly tested vaccine that saved millions of lives that was subjected to rigorous safety trials by some of the world’s most renowned scientists or could it have been, I don’t know, the march of time?”

Boebert, Meyers suggested, is clearly suffering from “‘Beetlejuice’-induced mania.”

“If you’re trying to make us forget about the time you got kicked out of ‘Beetlejuice The Musical’ for groping your date, turning into one of the characters is a terrible strategy,” Meyers added, referencing the musical’s character Lydia Deetz.

Twitter users also had some choice thoughts about Boebert and her vaccine idiocy.