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What?! Trump Tells Crowd At North Carolina Rally ‘We Have To Keep Our Country Gay!’

Something very strange happened Friday evening at the rally failed, one-term former president Donald Trump held in Wilmington, North Carolina.

During his speech (which seemed to go on forever), it sounded like the disgraced, twice-impeached ex-president said that he and his supporters “have to keep our country gay.”

According to Mediaite, the remark was clearly a mistake.

“To stop the destruction of our country and save the American dream, you must vote Republican. Joe Biden and the Democrat arsonists do not care one bit about the pain and suffering they’re causing you or your family or our once great country. Remember, I was going to say, was going to use an expression, ‘We have to keep our country gay,’ but it’s not… I mean, for some reason, it’s just not great anymore. And we can name those reasons. And we’re going to discuss them tonight.”

That set off peals of laughter and mockery on Twitter.

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Twitter Points And Laughs At ‘Tiny’ Jim Jordan When He’s Too Short For The Podium At Trump’s Ohio Rally

Disgraced, failed, twice-impeached, one-term former president Donald Trump held one of his pathetic rallies on Saturday night in Youngstown, Ohio, and the people who spoke before he took the stage were in many ways more entertaining than the ex-president, who seems to give the same hackneyed speech these days.

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) made an appearance, as did Congressman Jim Jordan (R-OH), and it was Jordan who wound up being the laughingstock of the evening, not for what he said, but how he looked while he was saying it.

Damn! They couldn’t afford a crate or small box for Jimbo to stand on? Granted, we knew he was short, but he appears downright infantile, nearly disappearing beneath the microphone.

That was all it took for Twitter to explode with laughter. Take a look:

https://twitter.com/KevinSixx13/status/1571252436421193729?s=20&t=QcI1JiTPQZHeOlTNKV9aiw
 

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Trump Forced To Cancel Planned Rally – Has To Testify Under Oath In New York Instead

Since he left office in disgrace, failed, one-term, twice-impeached former president Donald Trump has been trying to recreate his time in office by holding political rallies across the country where he whines about being cheated out of a second term and how badly he’s been treated by everyone and everything.

The loser ex-president was planning another of his “Loser’s Tour” events in Greensboro, North Carolina on Friday, July 15, but it turns out he won’t be able to attend and had to cancel the planned event because he has to appear in New York and testify under oath.

The rally, according to the Raleigh News & Observer, featured what can best be called a rouge’s gallery of right-wing douchebags and sycophants who remain loyal to the Donald:

“The American Freedom Tour had announced in May appearances in Greensboro by Trump, Trump Jr., television news personality Kimberly Guilfoyle, former New York state judge Jeanine Pirro, Pinal County (Arizona) Sheriff Mark Lamb and political commentator Dinesh D’Souza.”

July 15 will be the day that Trump and members of his family are finally forced to give testimony in a civil case brought against them and the Trump Organization by New York Attorney General Letitia James, Vox reports:

The former president and his children are slated to appear for testimony starting July 15 until the next week, unless a New York appeals court intervenes, according to the court documents.

New York Attorney General Letitia James said earlier this year that her office’s investigation found that the Trump Organization allegedly used “fraudulent and misleading asset valuations to obtain economic benefits.”

The former president is also expected to be one of the main areas of focus for the January 6 committee tomorrow. Specifically, the panel will lay out how Trump allegedly coordinated with domestic terrorist groups and congressional Republicans to try and overturn the results of the 2020 election.

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Donnie Unveiled Some New Dance Moves At His Latest Rally And They’re Enough To Make Your Eyes Burn

Last night in Ohio, failed, one-term, twice-impeached former President Donald Trump was in full madman mode, angrily attacking anything and everything he could think of, leading some to suggest he was under the influence of stimulants.

Ryan Bort of Rolling Stone noted:

He spoke at length about the aptitude test he “aced” while he was in office, claiming he got tired of people calling him stupid so he went to “Doc Ronny” (former White House doctor and current Texas Rep. Ronny Jackson) to ask if there was any way he could prove to America he wasn’t a moron. “I have great heritage,” Trump said, “an uncle who was a great, great genius, a father who was a genius.” Jackson suggested an aptitude test, “an X test,” but warned Trump that it could be embarrassing if he didn’t pass it. Trump says he was unfazed:

“GIMME THAT TEST, DOC RONNY!”

Trump’s narcissism and paranoia were also on full display:

Trump at one point changed gears in the middle of making a point because he caught a glimpse of himself on a screen. “What a handsome president,” he said. He noted how he asks Melania how he looks on TV after rallies, particularly about the status of his hair, leading to one of several rants about how the TV cameras never show the size of his crowds. He also claimed the cameras turn off whenever he starts talking about the 2020 election. “Even now as I speak, two of the lights just went off,” he lied at one point. “This is communism. This is the beginning of communism.”

But perhaps worst of all was what happened once the obese dotard had finished speaking: He began dancing.

Yes, you read that correctly: A man with no sense of rhythm and complete lack of musical talent began doing what appeared to be a dance, and it was God awful. Take a look:

Sweet fancy Moses! My eyes; my eyes!!

Twitter users were also stunned by the sight:

https://twitter.com/dontsleep_ghost/status/1518189352857354240?s=20&t=yFGIm6S7ZO1xi0m4QUV90w

https://twitter.com/Essentialworker/status/1518185316468805633?s=20&t=XDOB7-74dDfYREosPyhKyw

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Trump Tells Ohio Rally Crowd The Easter Bunny Is ‘A Political Operative’ In Deranged Rant

More than usual on Saturday evening, failed, one-term former President Donald Trump acted and sounded like he had just indulged in some form of chemical that gave him lots of energy and made him talk a mile a minute during a rally he held in Delaware, Ohio.

But it was the crazy shit Trump said that left many people wondering if perhaps the chemicals, combined with his already unsteady personality, had finally burned a hole right through the frontal lobe of what remains of his brain.

At one point during his rambling, often incoherent speech (at one point he referred to Facebook as “drok bok), the twice-impeached loser began attacking current President Joe Biden (who beat Donnie by over 7 million votes), suggesting that the annual White House Easter Egg Roll had proven that Biden is incompetent, which is certainly ironic coming from the biggest failure in presidential history:

“You know the Easter Bunny was a political operative.”

What in the hell does that mean? Isn’t Trump the moron who stared up at the sun during a solar eclipse, even though that’s the thing we’ve been told all our lives not to do? You decide:

Yep. He sure as hell did.

Oh, and here’s the “drok bok” clip for any doubters:

But it was the Easter Bunny line that got the most reaction on social media:

If we’re lucky, Donnie will be too busy holding rallies to actually run for office again. If we’re even luckier, he’ll be in prison.