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Challenger To Lauren Boebert Masterfully (And Grossly) Trolls Her For The Sh*tstorm She’s Created

Though the vast majority of those who are currently reading this have never heard of Alex Walker, there’s an excellent chance you’ll never forget this name once you see the campaign ad he’s running in Colorado to be the Democratic nominee who faces incumbent Republican congresswoman Lauren Boebert in November.

The video, which has quickly gone viral, The Daily Beast reports, is one of the best examples of edgy political advertising ever attempted by any candidate:

Political newcomer Alex Walker, the latest Democratic challenger to toss his hat into the ring to unseat MAGA-boosting Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO), announced his presence with perhaps the most nauseating campaign ad ever. The two-minute online video that debuted Tuesday starts with a woman getting crushed by a giant pile of feces, followed by other townsfolk trying to avoid a literal storm of shit.

Yes, you read that correctly: A shitstorm. And it’s just as disgusting as you’d expect, but it’s also brilliant and hilarious, and it’s likely to make Alex Walker a household name in the Centennial State, especially when he promises to eliminate her “bullshit” if he’s elected:

Eventually, Walker emerges and picks up a soiled teddy bear before announcing he has joined a crowded race to defeat the mudslinging congresswoman. “We are real Coloradans. We deserve a living wage, small government that actually works, and freedom of choice,” he says. “Instead, we have bullshit.”

The tagline for Walker’s ad is also sure to resonate with voters:

“Colorado needs a bull, not a bullshitter. I’m Alex Walker and I approve the shit out of this message!”

For anyone who has forgotten, here’s some of the bullshit that Boebert has been spewing since she took office:

“The Constitution is not evolving,” she wrote on Twitter. “To say that spits in the face of every single one of our founders.”

Shit! The woman is crazy. She needs to be replaced ASAP.

 

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Lauren Boebert Gets Award For ‘Hottest Woman In Congress’ – Complete With Her Name Spelled Incorrectly

Poor Lauren Boebert. No one takes the Colorado Republican congresswoman seriously because she’s a educationally-challenged clown who barely passed the GED exam shortly after she was elected.

Despite that, many on the right-wing of the GOP love to tout Boebert’s devotion to the Second Amendment and the fact that she’s easy on the eyes, which is always a big deal for male Republicans who can’t get enough of the blonde female hosts on Fox News.

Matter of fact, Boebert just won an award for being the “Hottest Woman in Congress,” which came complete with a gift certificate to Red Lobster and a nice framed certificate. Here, see for yourself:

Lauren Boebar? Must have been a poorly educated Trump supporter who was in charge of printing the certificate.

Twitter had a damn field day:

https://twitter.com/tvzieb/status/1492144751155589120?s=20&t=5LvW3_hzDLldfqq34MbNCQ

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MT Greene Humiliates Herself With Absurd Rant About Nancy Pelosi’s ‘Gazpacho Police’ Spying On Congress

Based on what she said Wednesday evening during an appearance on One America News (OAN), it’s very clear that Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) has lost what was left of her already defective mind.

According to Greene, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi is using the Capitol police to spy on Republicans in Congress.

Mediaite reports:

Greene said Pelosi is using the Capitol Police to target members of Congress. She cited the allegations made by Rep. Troy Nehls (R-TX), who on Tuesday claimed police had “illegally” entered his office in November and took pictures. He also said “intelligence agents” dressed as construction workers returned days later and questioned an aide.

The Capitol Police issued a statement saying, “The weekend before Thanksgiving, one of our vigilant officers spotted the Congressman’s door was wide open. That Monday, USCP personnel personally followed up with the Congressman’s staff and determined no investigation or further action of any kind was needed.”

Yet from that unsubstantiated claim from a fellow nutjob member of the GOP caucus, Greene decided to suggest that she and others are being spied on, remarking:

“So we have the Capitol Police – now, I don’t think it’s the rank and file – I think it is those in charge in the administration. And Nancy Pelosi is using them like political pawns, sending them into our offices.”

As if that wasn’t bizarre enough, Greene then asserted that Capitol police were also investigating visitors who come to meet with members of Congress:

“They’re even checking into people that go to our events outside of outside of Washington. So everything is completely out of control. Not only do we have the D.C. jail, which is the D.C. gulag, but now we have Nancy Pelosi’s gazpacho police spying on members of Congress spying on the legislative work that we do, spying on our staff and spying on American citizens that want to come talk to their representatives.”

Gazpacho, it should be noted, is defined as a “cold soup made of raw, blended vegetables.”

Presumably, Greene was attempting to say “Gestapo,” but her brain was too filled with conspiracy theories and other assorted bullshit to process the word correctly.

Greene went on to add this bit of clear incitement to yet another insurrection:

“This government has turned into something that it was never meant to be and it’s time to make it end.”

Here’s what’s really going on with all of the Republican complaining and wailing: They’re terrified because they know the House Select Committee has evidence that implicates them in the January 6 attack on the U.S. Capitol. And now they’re imagining how bad it’s going to be when all the evidence is laid before the American public and the Justice Department beings handing down criminal charges.

Oh well, if she’s lucky, Marjorie can always make her some nice ramen gazpacho in federal prison.

 

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Lauren Boebert Owns Herself With Whiny Tweet About ‘Gaslighters’ In Government

Once again, Colorado Republican Congresswoman Lauren Boebert has managed to prove that she has absolutely no self-awareness.

Boebert decided she’d send out a tweet about “gaslighters” in government, but her posting wound up boomeranging back on her in humiliating fashion.

Wow! Irony and hypocrisy in the same tweet. That’s quite an accomplishment for someone who probably has no idea what those two words mean.

Speaking of gaslighting, Lauren, here’s a quick reminder:

  • Donald Trump lies more than anyone, yet you consider him to be a demigod.
  • The Republican Party has become a collection of conspiracy theorists, bullshit artists, and grifters who lie more often than they breathe.

Let the internet mockery begin!

https://twitter.com/eduboltito/status/1478515070892052484?s=20

https://twitter.com/bobclendenin/status/1478540843812200449?s=20

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Lauren Boebert Humiliates Herself By Whining About The Gender Of A Gingerbread Cookie

Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO), is mad as hell, and she wants to share her fury with the rest of the world, even though what has her so enraged is laughable, much like her “career” in Congress.

What, you might ask, has Congresswoman Bobblehead so angry? A gingerbread cookie.

Yes, you read that correctly.

The Colorado Republican was surfing along on Twitter and ran across a post that prompted her to comment. Here’s a screenshot, just in case the brainless Ms. Boebert decides to delete the proof of her ignorance:

A bakery decided to call what has traditionally been known as a gingerbread man a gingerbread person. And when you consider that the cookie looks gender-neutral, it’s not a bad idea to let people write their own title for the cookies.

After all, aren’t right-wingers the ones who say bakeries should be allowed to refuse service to members of the LGBTQ community if they disagree with their lifestyle? Then why can’t a bakery decide their cookies won’t have a gender, either? That’s the free market, which should please all of the so-called capitalist disciples in the GOP.

Oh, and this isn’t the first time conservatives have been caught whining about a cookie, according to LGBTQ Nation, which reports:

 In 2018, Fox News personalities Tucker Carlson and Tammy Bruce complained about a bakery in Scotland selling gingerbread people.

“I contend, after a series of living your entire life being kind of bullied into what you can and cannot say and presumptions that you’re bad people, that it can be the smallest thing that tips you over the edge,” said Bruce as she attacked an individual bakery for saying something she disagreed with on national television, as if every single bakery in the English-speaking world should only use language she likes.

“In this case it’s calling gingerbread men a gingerbread person, when obviously… they’re men.”

Why are they obviously men? Says who? Isn’t the world made of many different views of what to call something? The British say the trunk of your car is the boot. And depending on what region of the U.S. you happen to be in, you’ll get a wide range of how to pronounce various words and phrases.

While Ms. Boebert’s moronic tweet was probably a big hit among her fellow brain-addled simpletons, she was quickly subjected to a well-deserved mocking:

Tune in next week when Lauren Boebert will be offended that people celebrate Hanukkah and Kwanzaa simply because she has trouble spelling them.