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Marjorie Greene Says She Hates Solar Panels: ‘I Don’t Want To Have To Go To Bed When The Sun Sets’

You probably thought there was no way in hell Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) could possibly get any dumber, and yet remarks she made during a meeting with her constituents may well prove to be the most ignorant statements made this year by any member of Congress from either party.

Greene began by pretending to be a Christian:

“Can we just say thank God for air conditioning?”

And then she began to talk about household appliances, most of which have higher IQs than her:

“Let’s talk about refrigerators. I like my refrigerator. I’m sure you like yours, too.”

The led to this bit of mindless drivel:

What about washing machines and dryers? Lord please God don’t make me scrub clothes in a bucket! And have to hang them out on the line.

And from that, she transitioned to solar and wind power:

“When we switch over to wind turbines and solar panels, I’m gonna be really pissed off about that.”

Why is she going to be pissed off? Unfortunately, she explained:

“I mean, I like the lights on. I want to stay up later at night. I don’t want have to go to bed when the sun sets. Its so silly. I mean, all of this is absolutely insane.”

If Greene wants to see what “insane” really looks like, all she has to do is find the nearest mirror and take a long look.

How does anyone get to be this damn stupid? And is she really this dense, or is she just willfully ignorant, saying what she thinks her constituents want to hear? Whatever the reason, Marge got plenty of feedback on Twitter.

https://twitter.com/QuancyClayborne/status/1558635583873789952?s=20&t=PoXj4L6BBY0j7NDd-pnEdA
 

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Congress GOP Whining WTF?!

Dense Boebert Admits She Needs At Least 5 Days To Read One Piece Of Legislation

Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) is not very bright. After all, she needed three attempts before she was finally able to pass the GED exam, which she tries to spin as a positive thing, suggesting that she got a lot more education by having kids at a young age and marrying a man who got caught flashing his penis at underage girls in a bowling alley.

And now Boebert is admitting she’s so intellectually challenged that she needs at least five days to read any legislation before she can vote on it, posting this video online:

Granted, bills should indeed be read, but does it take five days to do that? Perhaps if Ms. Boebert spent less time on Twitter and making appearances on right-wing podcasts, she’d have more time to sit down and actually do her damn job.

Also, if the job is too tough for Lauren, then why in the hell is she running for reelection? Probably because her beloved gun-totin’-themed restaurant, Shooters Grill, has now closed and she needs the money and benefits a government job provides.

But wait a minute! Isn’t Boebert one of those “small government” right wingers who thinks we need to cut back on everything? Apparently that only applies to others, because she damn sure insists on getting paid, courtesy of taxpayers, naturally.

Five days to read legislation? What good will that do when Bobo can’t even prove that she knows how to read in the first place?

 

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MSNBC Host Lays A Hilarious Burn On Margie Greene By Referencing A Classic ‘Seinfeld’ Episode

Not along ago we learned that Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) had been booted from the ultra-conservative House Freedom Caucus, and yet the congresswoman has yet to utter a word (not even a tweet!) about her ouster.

It’s as if, MSNBC host Joe Scarborough noted, Greene is living a scene right out of the classic NBC sitcom, “Seinfeld.”

HuffPost notes:

Scarborough referred to the second-season moment, in an episode titled “The Revenge,” in which George Costanza (played by Jason Alexander) rage-quits his job with a rant at his boss. He later realizes he’s messed up and has no new role to go to, returns to work and just pretends it didn’t happen.

“Is she Costanza-ing the House Freedom Caucus? I don’t know,” MSNBC politics reporter Ali Vitali told Scarborough.

Vitali added:

“Is she Costanza in the House Freedom Caucus? I don’t know. I mean, that’s sort of been like one of the most vexing stories over the last two weeks of recess. It’s like taking advantage of the fact that not everyone is in the same Capitol complex to stop something from happening that eventually is still going to happen, which is being kicked out of the House Freedom Caucus.”

Reportedly, Greene was removed from the Freedom Caucus after an argument on the House floor with Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO).

Watch the MSNBC discussion at this link

 

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GOP Social Media

GOP’s Official Twitter Account Sends Out July 4th Tweet With The Liberian Flag On It

In celebration of July 4th and American independence, the official Twitter account of the Republican Party decided to send out a happy birthday message to the United States.

But they used the flag of Liberia instead of the U.S. flag.

The GOP message read:

“247 years ago, our forefathers told Ol’ King George to get lost! Happy Independence Day from the GOP!”

Yes, that is indeed the Liberian flag.

Granted, the stripes are the same, but Liberia is 49 stars short of the U.S. flag.

The GOP later deleted the tweet, but not before the mockery had already begun on social media.

 

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James Comer Tried To Dunk On AOC And Wound Up Getting His A*s Handed To Him

House Oversight Committee Chairman James Comer (R-KY) thought he’d take a cheap shot at President Joe Biden’s age, but quickly got his jibe thrown back in his face by Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY).

The back-and-forth between the two began when Ocasio-Cortez brought up the fact that Republicans have attempted to roll back the number of cockpit training hours required for the licensing of commercial airline pilots.

That led Comer to remark with a shit-eating grin on his face, “I’m amused that the gentlelady is concerned about raising the age regulation that limits the age for pilots when there’s a shortage of pilots, but they’re OK with a president of the United States who’s more than 20 years older than the minimum age.”

Ocasio-Cortez quickly corrected Comer.

“Mr. Chairman, since you’re referring to me it’s not age. It’s training-hour time — the number of hours that an individual’s training, not the age.”

Comer then attempted a comeback, but it fell flat:

“Well, part of the regulation is the age as well.”

Others on Twitter eagerly joined the online excoriating of Comer.