Over the weekend, Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) spoke to the Adams County Republican Party in her home state, but based on the photo she shared on social media of the event, it appears her ability to draw a crowd is nothing short of pathetic.
Boebert, who switched congressional districts to boost her already uncertain bid for re-election, posted this on Twitter after the event ended on Saturday.
Notice anything odd in those pictures? Sure looks like there are lots of empty seats, doesn’t it, which suggests the controversial Boebert isn’t the draw she imagines herself to be.
As you’d imagine, others had a field day with the photos and couldn’t resist mocking Boebert.
.@laurenboebert It looks like only 10 people showed up. That's significantly lower than the attendance at the Beetlejuice musical.
— Humanโฎ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ฆ๐บ๐ธ๐ (@4HumanUnity) March 24, 2024
Iโve seen more people at bus stops during torrential down pours.
— The Democracy Doctrine. (@DarkDan02715797) March 24, 2024
Adams County is Blue and you are so screwed ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
— ๐๐ฆ๐๐๐๐_๐ป๐๐ง๐๐๐ (@SundaeDivine) March 24, 2024
Perennial loser/endless candidate Kari Lake held one of her “I was robbed” rallies this week in Scottsdale, Arizona, and the entire affair was little more than a reiteration of her whining about how the 2022 gubernatorial election was stolen from her, despite the fact that she’s yet to produce a shred of credible evidence to prove such an allegation.
But as Laurie Roberts of The Arizona Republic notes, it was Lake’s choice of entry music that caught her attention.
It was her entrance music that was hysterical.
โAmerican Woman.โ
The song, which was originally recorded by the Guess Who in 1970, was meant as a tribute to Canadian women because the band was from Canada, as lead singer Burton Cummings explained in 2014:
โWhat was on my mind was that girls in the States seemed to get older quicker than our girls and that made them, well, dangerous. When I said โAmerican woman, stay away from me,โ I really meant โCanadian woman, I prefer you.โ”
The version played at Lake’s Scottsdale rally was a remake from Lenny Kravitz, but the words were the same, and it’s quite clear that Lake or whoever chose the song didn’t bother to listen or understand the lyrics.
โAmerican woman, stay away from me.โ
โDon’t come hanging around my door/I don’t want to see your face no more/I got more important things to do/Than spend my time growing old with you.”
However, in the case of Ms. Lake, the lyrics could easily be tweaked to read, “Kari Lake/Stay away from me.”
Yes, please stay the hell away from us, Kari. We’re tired of your bullshit. You lost. Deal with it and move on already.
The Kari Lake Cult held a โrallyโ last night. She comes out with Lenny Kravitzโs โAmerican Womanโ blasting. pic.twitter.com/TMuYhOkhSn
If that’s not the most spectacular self-own of 2023, then it’s certainly got to be in the Top 3.
Social media laid the mockery and ridicule on thick.
While I feel for dear Lenny, we have to admit this is perfect. An apparently anti-American song written by a Canadian that says stay away I donโt need you is the perfect Kari Lake theme song.
Kari Lake is the Norma Desmond of American politics. Have you ever seen somebody who is as self important as she is? Everyone knows that she needs to exit the stageโฆand fast. She really is like the tragic figure from Sunset Boulevard. pic.twitter.com/7weVY9NEBV
Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) is absolutely furious that the Biden administration is launching a program to fight bias, hate, and violence against Jewish people in an effort to combat a rise in antisemitism across the country.
President Joe Biden announced the new plan on Thursday, the Associated Press reports, and it includes over 100 steps the administration will take to confront antisemitism.
Speaking during a videotaped address at the White House, Biden said the first U.S. National Strategy to Counter Antisemitism sends a โclear and forceful messageโ that โin America, evil will not win, hate will not prevailโ and โthe venom and violence of antisemitism will not be the story of our time.โ
Months in the making, the strategy has four basic goals: increasing awareness and understanding of antisemitism, including its threat to America, and broadening appreciation of Jewish American heritage; improving safety and security for Jewish communities; reversing the normalization of antisemitism and countering antisemitic discrimination; and building โcross-communityโ solidarity and collective action to counter hate.
Even in a deeply divided country like the United States, you’d think just about everyone except the most hardcore bigots would support such an initiative, but Boebert suggested the plan was actually an attempt to target conservatives.
โWhen they say stuff like this, they mean they want to go after conservatives,โ she tweeted. โTheir tactics are straight out of the USSRโs playbook.โ
When they say stuff like this, they mean they want to go after conservatives.
Others also joined the debate, reminding Boebert that she must have one hell of a guilty conscience.
Imagine thinking that someone saying theyโre going to โfight hate and anti-semitismโ offending your entire political party and your very sense of being.
Translation: Lauren loves to hate Jewish people. And the Republican Party is a hate group. https://t.co/KZfSmKyKqD
— A Cat Named Bitches (@BitchestheCat) May 25, 2023
Colorado Republican Congresswoman Lauren Boebert is again displaying her own lack of self-awareness and basic intelligence with an attack she made on Vice President Kamala Harris, whom she accused of not being educated.
Commenting on a video she shared on Twitter of the VP making remarks, Boebert wrote, “The same people who will try and knock me for having a GED think this lady represents intelligence and eloquence. Whoever paid for her education wasted their money.”
The same people who will try and knock me for having a GED think this lady represents intelligence and eloquence.
As Uproxx rightly notes, Boebert’s reported troubles passing the GED are only one reason she’s seen as being one of the most intellectually-challenged members of Congress.
Of course, Boebert misses the point while believing that her GED is why people pile onto her on a regular basis. She has frequently trashed education to the point where she called to abolish the entire education department. And given that she only acquired her GED a mere few months before being elected to Congress, her interest in pursuing it probably had little to do with actual learning. Sheโs also stepped in on previous occasions by proposing a lot more time for lawmakers to read bills, so thereโs that.
This isn’t the first time Boebert has humiliated herself for all the world to see.
When you act perpetually clueless and moronic, you get labeled as such, and it has nothing at all to do with a GED, as Twitter users quickly reminded the doltish Ms. Boebert.
I donโt think people knock you for your GED; it is more than likely just your personality.
Kamala was accurate in the video. There is a difference between SBOs and entrepreneurs.
I have no clue what people have against Kamala. Oh, waitโฆshe is Black. Nvm.
— NMP Ltd โข๏ธ ๐ง๐ป๐บ๐ฆ๐ฐ๐ท๐บ๐ฒ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐International๐ (@InfoNMP) May 6, 2023
Well, she is much more intelligent, eloquent, and accomplished than you are or ever will be.
I just want to make it clear I've never knocked you or anyone for having a GED. I have knocked you for it taking four tries pass a high school equivalency test at age 33.
I have a GEDโฆ
— caring ๐๐บ๐ธ๐โ๐ป (@caringguy1957) May 6, 2023
Itโs even more embarrassing that you donโt know when youโre mocking yourself.
It's never about your GED. It's your enthusiastically willful ignorance and shameless hypocrisy. Stay in your lane, BoBo. VP Harris is way above your league.
Proving that he has absolutely no self-awareness whatsoever, one-term, twice impeached former president Donald Trump made a posting on his pathetic Twitter imitation, Truth Social (a.k.a Twitter for losers,) that only succeeded in getting him endlessly mocked on other social media sites with much larger followings.
Trump’s ire was set off by an ad being run by Daniel Goldman, who was an attorney for the House impeachment committee that sent articles impeachment to the Senate the FIRST time Donnie was impeached.
Goldman is running for Congress in New York, which has no impact on Trump one way or the other, as he now resides at Mar-a-Lago in Palm Beach, Florida.
But the ill-tempered ex-president couldn’t resist trying to troll Goldman:
Why would anyone want to vote for a loser? Great question, and one that begs yet another query: Why would anyone vote for Donald Trump, who lost the popular vote TWICE and most recently got his electoral clock cleaned by President Joe Biden? Some people, it seems, are just masochists, while others allegedly like to have Russian hookers urinate on the bed while they watch.
Fortunately, there was no shortage of people who were only too happy to remind Donnie that he’s a loser of historical proportions.
Loser Trump mocking himself – Perfect ๐๐๐ ๐๐คฃ
โBut he LOST, so why would anyone want to vote for a loser?โ is a question Republicans might want to ask themselves about frontrunner Donald Trump.
The impeachment actually happened – Goldman WON. It was the conviction in the Senate which was unsuccessful – and that was just a vote, since the GOP would not allow hearings in the Senate.
