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Kimberly Guilfoyle’s See-Through Dress Leaves Social Media In Stitches

After she was fired from Fox News in 2018 for allegedly engaging in the sexual harassment of a female co-worker, Kimberly Guilfoyle began attaching herself to the family of failed one-term former president Donald Trump, eventually becoming Donald Trump Jr’s fiancee.

Guilfoyle is now a regular at Mar-a-Lago and on the campaign trail, but a dress she wore earlier this week during an event at the golf resort raised more than a few eyebrows on social media when photos of the outfit began circulating online.

As Patriot Takes noted when they posted the photo on Twitter, Guilfoyle certainly isn’t leaving much to the imagination.

Does that look like the appropriate thing to wear in public? How many women would even be caught dead in such a dress?

That’s what many on social media wanted to know, and it soon became clear that most didn’t think Kimberly should be trying so damn hard to pretend she isn’t 55.

 

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Don Jr. And Kimberly Guilfoyle Celebrate Christmas With Photo Of Themselves Holding Animal Body Parts

For Christmas this year, Donald Trump Jr. and his fiancée, disgraced former Fox News host Kimberly Guilfoyle, thought it would be a cool idea to post photos of themselves on social media with the genitalia of animals in their hands.

Yes, you read that correctly: Animal genitals are apparently the new MAGA way of celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ.

According to OK Magazine:

The couple was all smiles as they posed while holding several bones that came from animal genitalia — known as a baculum — that a hunter pal of theirs from Alaska gave them at the annual holiday get-together.

Guilfoyle had one hand on her hip and used her other hand to hold the slim bone between two fingers while sporting a short, black dress. Trump Jr. grinned for the camera as he stood on the opposite site of two of their friends and held up a second, larger bone.

In another photo, Trump Jr. stood with his arm around his friend while the other man showed off a third bone. He later took to Instagram to share the Christmas party pics, describing Guilfoyle and Trump Jr. as “genuine, down to Earth, considerate, awesome people who love hunting as much as we do.”

The posting drew harsh reaction on Twitter, with one user noting, “Four d—- in one pic. Nice.”

Another person added, “An exercise in class and sophistication, Trump style.”

But perhaps the best online clapback was this one:

“There’s a real question here. Not ‘why are you idiots holding d— bones’ but ‘why are you idiots holding *walrus* bones?’ Walruses are a protected species. Which means his ‘hunter friends’ are quite possibly poachers. Not the first time baby Trump’s bragged about poaching.”

This also isn’t the first time Don Jr. has decided to discuss the subject of male body parts, which sort of makes you wonder exactly what sort of fantasies are ricocheting around inside his otherwise empty skull.

In 2007, during an interview with Adam Corolla, Junior had this to say:

“You know, and I will get fired for this, but I’m never going to say that I don’t. I will get fired for that. By the way, they’re both pretty substantial I think.”

Knowing the Trump penchant for exaggeration, it’s safe to assume that Don Jr. and his old man think four inches is “substantial.” No wonder neither of them can manage to stay married: They can’t satisfy their wives.

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Social Media Aghast At Kimberly Guilfoyle’s ‘Plastic’ Appearance: ‘I Only See Fish Lips And Boobs’

 

You may be aware that former Fox host Kimberly Guilfoyle is engaged to Donald Trump Jr., but if you haven’t seen her lately, you may be terrified by what has become of a once very pretty lady.

Guilfoyle, it should be noted, was once married to California Gov. Gavin Newsom, but back in those days she looked like an attractive woman instead of someone wearing a Halloween mask.

Guilfoyle now hosts a show on Rumble, and a recent episode of it had her discussing the gag order imposed by federal judge Tanya Chutkan, which she claimed was unfair to the disgraced ex-president.

“One witch hunt after another, he still perseveres. After D.C. Judge Tanya Chutkan reinstated the gag order in the case. Now the gag order is so broad that it affects the campaign, the legal team, and others from speaking out about the sham indictments. It is a clear violation of free speech rights, and it’s because they know that Donald Trump is on the path to victory, and the swamp is desperate to stop him.”


When you watch that video, what do your eyes immediately go to? Probably her lips and cleavage, both of which are so exaggerated and oversized that Guilfoyle looks like a blow-up doll come to life or warning for anyone considering plastic surgery.

Not to be cruel, but she’s absolutely hideous.

Twitter users were also taken aback by what has become of Guilfoyle, and they expressed their disgust online.

 

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Kimberly Guilfoyle Compares Donald Trump To John Gotti And People Can’t Stop Laughing

Literally nothing is going right for failed one-term, twice-impeached former president Donald Trump, as was proven Monday evening when a massive racketeering indictment was handed down by a grand jury in the state of Georgia, charging Trump and his 18 co-conspirators with trying to overturn the results of the 2020 election.

NBC News reports:

Former President Donald Trump and top allies, including his lawyer Rudy Giuliani and his former White House chief of staff Mark Meadows, and a top former Justice Department official, Jeffrey Clark, were indicted Monday on felony charges in connection with efforts to overturn the 2020 presidential election results in Georgia.

The sweeping 41-count indictment also names lawyers John Eastman, Sidney Powell, Kenneth Chesebro, Jenna Ellis and Ray Smith, along with several others. All were charged with violating Georgia’s RICO (Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organization) act.

In an indictment handed up to the judge around 9 p.m. and made public just before 11 p.m., Trump was charged with felony racketeering and numerous conspiracy charges, court filings show.

That led former Fox host Kimberly Guilfoyle to seek out a sympathetic right-wing media network where she could try and stanch the PR bleeding. She found one in Newsmax, but her remarks wound up making it sound like her future father-in-law was little more than a mafia don.

“It’s a disaster and it’s a sham. She’s (Fulton Co. DA Fani Willis) really using this for her own political purposes and advancements and fundraising off of this. She’s one of four sham. You know, investigations and indictments. They, you know, jumped the shark and released on the docket, actually, the indictment before it even came out. And then she had to do the dog and pony show. You know, last night, it’s just absolutely ridiculous. And John Gott, okay? Can you imagine RICO? Okay, violations John Gotti never even had four. Or indictments at once. There’s no mob boss, let alone they do this to President Trump because they’re worried that they can’t beat him in the ballot box in 2024, and they want to go ahead and use this lawfare weaponized the system against Joe Biden’s primary political opponent.”

Donald Trump and John Gotti. Those aren’t exactly two names you want to use in the same sentence, even if you’re trying to make a point, if only because it places the two in people’s minds as being the same sort of person.

Guilfoyle’s remarks drew lots of laughter on social media. Here’s a few of the comments from Facebook:

“Banshee Barbie may be even more ignorant than her partner, Uday; then again, he has chemical help.”

“I don’t really think this is helping”

 

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Kimberly Guilfoyle Suggests She Knows More About Federal Law Than Jack Smith

Disgraced former Fox “News” host Kimberly Guilfoyle, who is engaged to Donald Trump Jr., wants us all to know that Justice Department Special Counsel Jack Smith doesn’t understand federal law the way she does, and that means the criminal case against failed former president Donald Trump doesn’t have a chance of succeeding.

On her podcast, Guilfoyle went on for several minutes about the indictment of her future father-in-law, suggesting that presidential power always overrides the law, even after a president leaves the White House and returns to private life.

“You’ve heard a lot about the Espionage Act and all of the bluster from Special Counsel Jack Smith, but there’s another law called the Presidential Records Act that undercuts the entire argument. Any record the president or his staff creates or receives in their official duty or capacity is a presidential record,” Guilfoyle insisted.

“Translation: Donald Trump had the right under the law to maintain custody of his records whether they were classified or not,” she added.

“So what we’re really dealing with is just another example of Democrat prosecutors creating new legal theories to weaponize the law against Donald Trump,” Guilfoyle claimed.

Wow! Is that true? Nope. What Guilfoyle said is a complete crock of shit, as CNN fact-checker Daniel Dale explained in March.

The Presidential Records Act says that, the moment a president leaves office, NARA (National Archives and Records Administration) gets custody and control of all presidential records from his administration. Nothing in the act says there should be prolonged “talk” or a negotiated “agreement” between a former president and NARA over a former president’s return of presidential documents – much less that there should have been a months-long battle after NARA first contacted Trump’s team in 2021 to try to get some of the records that had not been handed over at the end of his presidency.

The Presidential Records Act could not possibly be clearer. It reads:

“Upon the conclusion of a President’s term of office, or if a President serves consecutive terms upon the conclusion of the last term, the Archivist of the United States shall assume responsibility for the custody, control, and preservation of, and access to, the Presidential records of that President.”

Reports are that Trump is looking for a good attorney to represent him in the upcoming documents case. Since Guilfoyle seems to be such an expert, why doesn’t he ask her to be his lawyer?

Probably because he knows she’s a clueless moron and he’d wind up getting a 500-year sentence.