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Eric Trump Declares: No One ‘Has Done More For Christianity’ Than My Daddy – No One!

Now that whey can sense their old man is in very deep legal trouble that he cannot bribe, talk, or worm his way out of, the two oldest male Trump spawn, Don Jr. and Eric, are desperately trying to wage a public PR campaign on his behalf, as under the mistaken belief that anyone wants to hear their bullshit other than the last dregs of humanity who still believe every word a Trump utters.

At something called Northern Kentucky Freedom Fest that’s being this weekend, Eric got up and regaled the pitiful excuse of a crowd with tales of what a great man his, according to

Eric Trump told the crowd that when he found out the FBI was raiding Mar-a-Lago last month, he said he immediately thought: ‘What the hell are 30 FBI agents doing outside our gate?’”

“Shouldn’t they be standing outside of Hunter Biden’s house?” he asked. The crowd roared and Eric Trump continued, firing back at President Joe Biden for suggesting some Trump supporters are fascists.

“He’s using the FBI to protect his son while raiding his political opponents’ house. Tell me what’s fascism,” Eric Trump said.

But there was something else Eric said that has set off waves of laughter and revulsion online. He said, “There’s no one who’s done more for Christianity than Donald Trump. No one.”

Is that right, Eric? Are we talking about the same Donald Trump who has been married three times, cheated on all of his wives, paid hush money to a porn star, and was accused of raping a 13-year-old girl with his BFF Jeffrey Epstein, whom he likely had killed while in federal custody? Is that the guy who has done more for Christianity than anyone else? More than Pope Francis? More than Jesus himself?

Or is it the same Donald Trump who mocked Christians while he was still president, commenting:

But Trump’s promises to protect religious freedom, his nomination of pro-life judges, and his gushing—“I love the evangelicals. And they love me,” he said in a 2016 line that he repeated last year—is not a sentiment he consistently upholds in private. He reportedly revealed as much in 2015, commenting on a story about an Atlanta millionaire televangelist who turned to his followers to raise the $60 million it costs to own a Gulfstream private jet. “They’re all hustlers,” Trump reportedly told Michael Cohen.

Same guy, Eric, or some other Donald Trump we haven’t yet met because he doesn’t exist except in your fervent fantasies?

Social media was both amused and disgusted by Eric’s absurd comment, and they let him have it.

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Documentary Filmmaker Reveals Tense Dynamic Between Eric And Don Jr. Eric Is ‘Scared’ Of His Brother

If you ever wondered how tight of a family the Trumps are, British documentarian Alex Holder found out during his hours of filming them and reports that things are just as dysfunctional as you’d expect;

Holder has released his documentary about the Trumps, “Unprecedented,” and agreed to be part of an “Ask Me Anything” session on Reddit, where he responded to questions.

One of the most interesting things Holder revealed is that Eric Trump is “scared” of Donald Trump Jr.

“Eric seemed to be pretty scared of his older brother.”

Additionally, Holder notes that he found Eric to be the least like his father, but Don Jr. and Ivanka were “very similar to their old man.”

“Eric was the friendliest,” Holder noted. “I don’t think Don, Jr. liked me very much.”

Did Holder sense any love among the family members? Nope.

When asked if he thought there was “genuine love” in the family, Holder said the Trumps had a “pretty unusual family dynamic” that was “all about supporting ‘Dad’ — at all costs.”

And then there’s the matter of Donald himself. He’s just as laughable as you think:

Holder said that the former president wears “a huge amount of makeup,” which he puts on himself in a process that takes “a couple of hours each morning.” He also commented that Trump did say racist things off-camera and that the former president’s diet mainly consisted of burgers and Diet Coke. 

How did the Trumps treat Holder? They tried to schmooze him:

“It’s interesting. They are a real estate family from New York. So, they are good at the charm and schmooze…. But to be honest, it’s pretty transparent.”

Liars, bullshitters, grifters, and dysfunctional as hell. Yes, the Trump clan is just as messed up as we all suspected, and it sounds like they deserve each other, if only because most people wouldn’t have anything to do with such unsavory characters.


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Donald Trump Jr. Says He’ll Keep Wearing A Mask Because His Fame Makes It Necessary

As Republicans continue to push for Americans to stop wearing their protective masks despite a recent rise in COVID cases across the country, Donald Trump Jr., son of the failed, one-term, twice-impeached former president says he will still wear his, especially on airplanes.

But Junior’s reason for wearing a mask has nothing to do with health and safety and everything to do with an overinflated ego.

Referencing a poll showing that a majority of us favor mask mandates on public transportation, Don Jr. wrote:

“Must be a lib poll. I’ve flown out of Miami & Cleveland in the last 2 days and about 90% of people are massless. I’m sitting in an airport now and I can see 60+ people and can count 5 masks including me but I’m wearing one for anonymity not bc I think a small cloth does anything”

Be sure and note that Junior can’t even spell the word “maskless” correctly. No surprise there, as he’s never been accused of possessing any real intelligence.

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention continues to suggest that we wear masks on public transport:

“When people wear a well-fitting mask or respirator over their nose and mouth in indoor travel or public transportation settings, they protect themselves, and those around them, including those who are immunocompromised or not yet vaccine-eligible, and help keep travel and public transportation safer for everyone.”

Junior’s inflated sense of self-importance was burned to the ground on social media:

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Don Jr: My Daddy Could Have Stopped Putin But Voters Didn’t Like His ‘Mean Tweets’

It’s been less than 24 hours since Russia invaded Ukraine, but we’re already being bombarded with revisionist history from right-wing media outlets and bald-faced lies from congressional Republicans such as Rep. Elise Stefanink of New York, who issued a statement that reads in part:

“After just one year of a weak, feckless, and unfit President of the United States and Commander-in-Chief, the world is less safe. Rather than peace through strength, we are witnessing Joe Biden’s foreign policy of war through weakness. For the past year, our adversaries around the world have been assessing and measuring Joe Biden’s leadership on the world stage, and he has abysmally failed on every metric.”

To hear many conservatives/Trump groupies tell it, the failed, one-term former president kept Putin in line and the Russian despot would never have dared to invade a neighbor if Donnie was still in office. Of course, what they fail to mention is that Putin didn’t want to embarrass his key American asset, so of course he wasn’t going to invade another nation.

After all, this is the same Donald Trump who was asked by disgraced former Fox News host Bill O’Reilly in 2017 if he thought Putin was a killer:

“I do respect him. Well, I respect a lot of people, but that doesn’t mean I’ll get along with them,” Trump told O’Reilly.

O’Reilly pressed on, declaring to the president that “Putin is a killer.”

Unfazed, Trump didn’t back away, but rather compared Putin’s reputation for extrajudicial killings with the United States’.

“There are a lot of killers. We have a lot of killers,” Trump said. “Well, you think our country is so innocent?”

But perhaps the most blatantly snide and untimely attempt to put a rosy patina on the nightmare that was the Trump administration comes from none other than Donald Trump Jr., who never passes on an opportunity to curry favor with his old man because his father is the only person in the United States who would hire him.

According to Junior, his daddy would have made bad man Putin stay in his box, but American voters were too offended by all the mean tweets:

Don Jr. was hit with well-deserved anger and mockery from social media:

The best thing about Junior’s stupid tweet is that it proves he’s definitely the dumbest of the Trump spawn.

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Trumps May ‘Turn On One Another’ As Prosecutors ‘Go Up The Food Chain’: Report

Each day brings more bad news for failed, one-term former President Donald Trump and his three oldest children, which is leading to speculation that all of them could soon be facing indictment in New York, Georgia, and from the Justice Department.

The threat has become “existential,” according to Trump biographer Tim O’Brien, who said Saturday he believes family members could start turning on each other to save themselves:

“I think you’re going to start to see this vice squeeze in. The Trumps will happily throw underlings under the bus as this gets hotter. I think the question is whether or not the family members will turn on one another as it goes up the food chain.”

O’Brien then went into greater detail about the legal jeopardy facing the Trumps:

“The Manhattan DA’s case has existential consequences to it. Donald Trump and perhaps his children could end up in orange jumpsuits if that case goes the full route. That’s not going to be the case with (New York AG) Letitia James’ prosecution, that’s a civil case. I also think the Georgia case has an existential threat. Donald Trump acting like a 19th-century ward heeler, called up the secretary of state and said find me some votes, and there’s proof of that, there’s evidence.”

It’ll be fun to watch over the next couple of months to see what happens with Donald and his spawn. But if the past is any indicator of what we can expect in the future, Tim O’Brien is right: The entire family is likely to start tossing each other under the bus.