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Melania Trump Is OUTRAGED The Bidens Dared To Rearrange Some Of The Furniture In The White House

Someone really needs to check on former First Lady Melania Trump and make sure she’s aware that she no longer lives at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue (a.k.a. The White House) and therefore isn’t allowed to decide how things are arranged or decorated there.

It seems, according to The Daily Mail, that Melania is upset the President and Mrs. Biden (or someone on their staff) has dared to rearrange some of the furniture in the White House residence where the First Family lives:

Melania Trump slammed the White House Historical Association for its new guidebook on the executive mansion, saying it shows only a small amount of her restoration work and that ‘her deliberate styling of the furniture and accessories was significantly rearranged.’

The new 60th anniversary edition of ‘The White House: An Historic Guide’, which was released July 28, offers readers a behind-the-scenes glimpse of life at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, including photos of the private rooms on the second floor where presidents and first ladies live.

Although the photos were taken last fall during Joe Biden’s administration many of them feature the decorative work of Melania Trump, who made preserving the 230-year-old White House one of her primary responsibilities when she served as first lady. 

Melania’s office even issued a statement which reads in part:

“Preserving the history of the People’s House for future generations was something that Mrs. Trump was very passionate about and took very seriously. She and her design team worked tirelessly to beautify the White House, but only a small amount of their creative execution adorns the pages of this book. In fact, her deliberate styling of the furniture and accessories was significantly rearranged throughout the book’s images.”

It’s admirable that Melania decided to help redecorate the White House while she was first lady, but she needs to let go now that her husband is no longer president.

And it’s not as if Melania lives in a dump now. Mar-a-Lago is probably very nice (if you like that Palm Beach bordello look), though it’s fair to say it’s nowhere near as opulent and historic as the White House, which Mel reportedly hated (“I’m working my ass off with the Christmas stuff that, you know, who gives a f*ck about Christmas stuff and decorations but I need to do it, right?”) having to decorate for the holidays.

Again, if anyone has a way to reach Melania, please call or text her and remind her yet again that she’s no longer allowed to decide what goes at the White House. If she has a problem with that, maybe her grifter hubby can build a replica for her in Florida.

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Hysterical Right-Wingers Say Photos Of The First Couple Prove Jill Biden Is Actually President

In their latest attempt to undermine President Joe Biden, right-wingers are claiming that a series of four photos showing the president and First Lady Jill Biden talking to each other are proof that she’s actually the one running the country.

Yep, you read that correctly: Four photos are all the conservative dunces need for their latest conspiracy theory.

The photos were shared online by Jake Schneider, who just so happens to be a member of what’s known as the GOP Rapid Response team. Translation: The Republican hit squad who take everything out of context and never miss an opportunity to take a cheap shot at anyone they disagree with.

Here’s Schneider’s tweet:

The Bidens have been married for 45 years, and for readers who are or have been married, it’s safe to assume that you never agreed with your spouse 100% of the time and that you had more than your share of spats. If you say you didn’t, then you’re either being dishonest or your marriage was so vapid and loveless that you can’t tell the difference between fictional marital bliss and what a real marriage looks like.

As you’d expect, other right-wing dupes on social media were only too happy to join the debate and suggest that we’re living in sad times based on four photos taken completely out of context.

https://twitter.com/MelissaTweets/status/1544850374972030976?s=20&t=LLtB8kAvhQo0oQU4YnqTFw

If only we still had the loving and dedicated Trumps in the White House, huh? Look how much they cared for each other:

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Right-Wingers Attack The Bidens For Daring To Adopt A New Puppy

On Monday, President and Mrs. Biden announced there was a new member of the Biden family and administration: An adorable German Shepherd named Commander.

What’s not to love about a dog? They’re loyal, faithful, devoted, and in many cases the best friend a person will ever have.

Yet despite the great news about Commander now roaming the White House grounds, it seems that some right-wingers, conservatives, and MAGAts decided the adoption of a new four-legged buddy was the perfect opportunity to take cheap shots at the president.

https://twitter.com/funtimewf/status/1473054210761494530?s=20

https://twitter.com/OmanReagan/status/1473080231040716801?s=20

It’s been said before but needs to be repeated: Animals are so much better than people.

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Republican Congressman Says He Wants To ‘Indict’ Jill Biden

Rep. Madison Cawthorn (R-NC) is easily one of the most odious and disgusting members of the current Congress, a right-wing ideologue who admitted during his campaign for office that visiting Adolf Hitler’s summer home had been on his “bucket list” for some time and “did not disappoint” once he finally saw it.

And now Cawthorn is suggesting that First Lady Jill Biden should be indicted.

Appearing on Newsmax, Cawthorn was asked by host Chris Salcedo:

“Shouldn’t the Republican Party hold Biden accountable for putting America in reverse when it comes to the China virus?”

That led Cawthorn to go on an extended rant:

“You know, I would love to have a congressional inquiry to understand exactly what Joe Biden’s reasoning is, but unfortunately I don’t think he could find his way to Congress. I’m talking from a very objective standpoint here. I think we should indict Jill Biden – I’m not saying indict in terms of criminal – but I’m saying that we should call her out for being so cruel to her husband. The man is clearly mentally unstable. He’s having some form of degradation of his mind.

“Right now, his mind simply cannot handle it.”

The congressman also suggested that Joe Biden isn’t actually running the country:

“You know as much as I’d love to question Joe Biden. I really want to question whoever is really calling the shots right now, because I don’t think Congress or the American people truly know who’s behind the scenes pulling the strings of Joe Biden.”

Of course, this is the very same Madison Cawthorn who lavishly praised failed, one-term former President Donald Trump at the 2020 Republican National Convention, so his judgement is clearly flawed.

Joe Biden is the President of the United States. And he’s a hell of a lot more qualified and competent than Madison Cawthorn will ever be.