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Twitter Erupts With Laughter Over New Video Of Trump At Mar-a-Lago Proclaiming ‘I Look Fancy!’

Failed, one-term, twice-impeached former president Donald Trump should never be allowed to take a microphone and begin speaking extemporaneously because he has clearly lost what was left of his already diseased mind.

Proof of that can be found in a video of the loser ex-president speaking at Mar-a-Lago during an event either before or after Christmas.

In the video, Trump mumbles endlessly, at one point proudly proclaiming, “I look fancy!” simply because he’s wearing a tuxedo. Here, take a look:

Someone should have walked up and taken the mic away from Donnie, but no one did, so he went on and on about who in the hell knows what he was trying to say.

Of course, this isn’t the first time Trump has sounded like a man who needs a long nap and medical attention…STAT!

Back in July of 2020, CNN laid out the bizarre things Donald said during a Rose Garden press conference. Here’s a sampling:

  • “And I hope you don’t mind cold office space in the winter and warm office space in the summer because your air conditioning is not the same as the good old days.”
  • “Because you talk about a certain power of the telephone and the calls where they would call and say, no, we don’t want to do that.”
  • “But if we did – think of this, if we didn’t do testing – instead of testing over 40 million people, if we did half the testing we’d have half the cases. If we did another – you cut that in half, we’d have yet again half of that.”
  • “They talk about cases, and the cases are created because of the fact that we do tremendous testing.”

What in the hell does any of that mean?! As my paternal grandfather used to say, Someone needs to drop a net over that guy.

Twitter couldn’t resist mocking the doddering old fool.

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Trump Suggests Democrats ‘Must Have Something Really Big’ On ‘Old Crow’ Mitch McConnell 

Even though both Christmas and Festivus have ended, failed, one-term, twice-impeached former president Donald Trump is still airing his grievances, suggesting on his failing Truth Social site that Democrats “must have something really big” on Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY).

Trump’s latest remarks come less than a week after McConnell told NBC News that “I think the former president’s political clout has diminished.”

The NBC report added:

“McConnell also blamed Trump for tarnishing the party’s image among crucial independent and swing voters, who rejected GOP Senate contenders in the states that decided the majority. He said that the party underperformed in ‘every state’ — including the red state of Ohio, which Republicans narrowly won — and that its performance was ‘fatal’ in Arizona, New Hampshire and Georgia.”

Additionally, McConnell also voted with 17 other Senate Republicans to pass a $1.7 trillion omnibus spending bill that funds the federal government through September of 2023.

McConnell’s remarks must have enraged the notoriously thin-skinned and insecure ex-president, because he went on his financially failing Truth Social site and viciously attacked McConnell, whom he referred to as the “old crow” before he launched a racist attack on the senator’s wife, Elaine Chao.

“The Marxist Democrats must have something really big on Mitch McConnell in order to get him and some of his friendly ‘Republican’ Senators to pass the horrendous ‘All Democrat, All the Way’ OMINOUS Bill. It gives Border Security to other countries, but ZERO $’s to the U.S., it fully funds the corrupt ‘Justice’ Department, FBI (which RIGGED the Presidential Election!), and even the Trump Hating Special ‘Prosecutor.’ It is also a massive giveaway & capitulation to CHINA, making COCO CHOW so happy!”

Trump added:

“If the Old Crow waited just 10 days, the Republican Majority in the House could have made the ‘Ominous” Bill MUCH, MUCH, MUCH BETTER. Just another win for the Democrats, Mitch, that wouldn’t have happened if ‘Trump’ were President!”

The thing that terrifies Trump most of all is that the GOP seems to be moving on from him. Irrelevancy is the only thing Donnie fears more than prison.

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MT Greene Gets Slapped Down Online For Saying  Nancy Pelosi Was ‘Complicit’ In Jan. 6

According to Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA), who reportedly sought a pardon from failed ex-president Donald Trump for her role in the January 6, 2021 attack on the U.S. Capitol, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) is “complicit” in the insurrection that left five dead.

Greene made her absurd allegation on Twitter, writing, “1,000 people have been charged for J6, with possibly 1,000’s more to be charged. Most of these people were nonviolent. But Nancy Pelosi refused to bring in the National Guard ignoring Intel briefs & requests for the NG by Capitol Police and Pres Trump. Pelosi is complicit.”

As you’d expect, Greene’s posting is 100% false, and the person who could have called for National Guard troops to be deployed in order to help quell the rioting was none other than Donald Trump, who sat and watched the violence unfold on television and waited hours before finally posting a video online telling the attackers to go home. In that same video, Trump also told the rioters that he loved them and called them “very special.”

Greene’s revisionist version of history was met with disgust and mockery online, where one person asked, “Are you stupid or what.”

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Karma: Lauren Boebert’s Shooters Grill Is Being Replaced By A Mexican Restaurant

You may recall that back in July Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) was forced to close her gun-themed restaurant in Rifle, Colorado after her landlord refused to renew her lease.

At the time, Colorado Pols reported:

As readers know, Shooter’s Grill lost hundreds of thousands of dollars during its few years of operation according to tax filings, and the eatery never lived down the 2017 incident in which Boebert’s food truck sickened dozens of spectators at a local rodeo. Quality food and service was never the draw of Shooter’s Grill, of course, bringing in customers (at least once for the novelty) with their armed and generally young female wait staff.

Boebert reportedly waited until after the June 28th primary to make the decision about closing Shooter’s Grill after the building’s landlord signaled his intention to cancel Boebert’s lease at the end of August. With Boebert’s Republican primary opponent dispatched, Boebert’s cash flow from her newfound fame looks secure enough to dispense with the dirty work of running a small-town greasy spoon–management of which Boebert had reportedly already farmed out to political supporters.

Join the good citizens of Rifle in wishing Shooter’s Grill a fond covfefe.

But in what can truly be called a Christmas miracle (mixed with a wonderful dose of karma) we now learn that the old Shooters Grill is being replaced by a Mexican restaurant, which is so rich with irony that it will no doubt be lost on the GED queen, who probably thinks irony is something you do to wrinkled clothes.

How sweet is that?! Boebert is being replaced by a Mexican, which is so perfect that if you wrote as fiction an editor would probably tell you there’s no way anyone would believe it.

But we have to believe the truth, unlike the Trump/MAGA faithful, who remain convinced the 2020 election was stolen from the worst president in American history.

The truth will set you free, and it will also inspire some truly wonderful tweets mocking Lauren and celebrating her replacement.

 

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Trump’s Christmas Present To The Country: Whines That ‘The USA Is Dying From Within!!!’

Based on Christmas messages he posted online, it’s safe to say that failed, one-term, twice-impeached former president Donald Trump isn’t having a very happy holiday.

Rather than wishing everyone the best or calling for peace on Earth and goodwill toward men, Trump was in full Festivus mode, airing his grievances for the world to see.

On his failing Truth Social site, Trump posted the following Saturday:

“Merry Christmas to EVERYONE, including the Radical Left Marxists that are trying to destroy our Country, the Federal Bureau of Investigation that is illegally coercing & paying Social and LameStream Media to push for a mentally disabled Democrat over the Brilliant, Clairvoyant, and USA LOVING Donald J. Trump, and, of course, The Department of Injustice, which appointed a Special ‘Prosecutor’ who, together with his wife and family, HATES ‘Trump’ more than any other person on earth. LOVE TO ALL!”

That was followed on Christmas Day with this hateful screed:

“On this very cold but beautiful Christmas Day, look at our Nation NOW on the Southern Border compared to only a short time ago during the Trump Administration. We had the most SECURE Border in our history, versus the ‘horror show’ that that is happening now, with record setting numbers of people, many of them hardened Criminals (including Killers, Human Traffickers and Drug Dealers), POURING INTO OUR COUNTRY at a rate the likes of which we have never seen before. The USA is dying from within!!!”

Not satisfied with all that whining and self-pity, Donnie added more.

“Just two years ago we were Energy Independent, had almost Zero Inflation, there was no war with Russia and Ukraine (would NEVER have happened!), ISIS was defeated, our Military was rebuilt and respected (before the disaster of Afghanistan), our Border was Strong, the Economy was GREAT, the China Virus was in retreat (Operation Warp Speed was considered a modern day ‘miracle’), and we weren’t the laughing stock of the World. TODAY, LIKE NEVER BEFORE, WE ARE A NATION IN DECLINE, A FAILING NATION!”

If only Trump was back in the White House, all our troubles would be instantly solved. But of course that’s complete bullshit, and I suspect even Donald knows that. Now he’s just trying to convince the delusional MAGA faithful to send him more money so he can “run” for president again in 2024. But the only thing he’s running for is to stay out of prison, which is where grifting traitors like him belong.