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Trump’s Christmas Present To The Country: Whines That ‘The USA Is Dying From Within!!!’

Based on Christmas messages he posted online, it’s safe to say that failed, one-term, twice-impeached former president Donald Trump isn’t having a very happy holiday.

Rather than wishing everyone the best or calling for peace on Earth and goodwill toward men, Trump was in full Festivus mode, airing his grievances for the world to see.

On his failing Truth Social site, Trump posted the following Saturday:

“Merry Christmas to EVERYONE, including the Radical Left Marxists that are trying to destroy our Country, the Federal Bureau of Investigation that is illegally coercing & paying Social and LameStream Media to push for a mentally disabled Democrat over the Brilliant, Clairvoyant, and USA LOVING Donald J. Trump, and, of course, The Department of Injustice, which appointed a Special ‘Prosecutor’ who, together with his wife and family, HATES ‘Trump’ more than any other person on earth. LOVE TO ALL!”

That was followed on Christmas Day with this hateful screed:

“On this very cold but beautiful Christmas Day, look at our Nation NOW on the Southern Border compared to only a short time ago during the Trump Administration. We had the most SECURE Border in our history, versus the ‘horror show’ that that is happening now, with record setting numbers of people, many of them hardened Criminals (including Killers, Human Traffickers and Drug Dealers), POURING INTO OUR COUNTRY at a rate the likes of which we have never seen before. The USA is dying from within!!!”

Not satisfied with all that whining and self-pity, Donnie added more.

“Just two years ago we were Energy Independent, had almost Zero Inflation, there was no war with Russia and Ukraine (would NEVER have happened!), ISIS was defeated, our Military was rebuilt and respected (before the disaster of Afghanistan), our Border was Strong, the Economy was GREAT, the China Virus was in retreat (Operation Warp Speed was considered a modern day ‘miracle’), and we weren’t the laughing stock of the World. TODAY, LIKE NEVER BEFORE, WE ARE A NATION IN DECLINE, A FAILING NATION!”

If only Trump was back in the White House, all our troubles would be instantly solved. But of course that’s complete bullshit, and I suspect even Donald knows that. Now he’s just trying to convince the delusional MAGA faithful to send him more money so he can “run” for president again in 2024. But the only thing he’s running for is to stay out of prison, which is where grifting traitors like him belong.


Rand Paul’s Sarcastic Version Of ‘Twas The Night Before Christmas’ Gets Him Mocked Online


Though you’d never get him to admit it publicly, deep down inside Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) knows he’s a joke and that almost no one takes him seriously. After all, this is the same clown who has repeatedly attacked a man as accomplished and brilliant as Dr. Anthony Fauci out of what can only be jealousy. Fauci is a respected doctor. Paul, on the other hand, is supposedly an eye doctor, though anyone who would go to him for an exam has bigger problems than just astigmatism.

And now the Kentucky Republican is again making a complete fool of himself by posting a sarcastic version of the holiday classic “Twas the Night Before Christmas” in an attempt to criticize the omnibus spending bill making its way through Congress that will keep the government funded for another year.

Paul’s version is entitled, “Twas the Week Before Christmas” and features the following verses:

“‘Twas the week before Christmas, and through the Senate and House, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The senators were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of pork danced in their heads.

“When what to my wondering eyes should appear? But a 4,000-page omni with endless debt year after year.”

Enjoy? How in the hell can we enjoy when we’re busy hunching over the nearest commode and heaving our dinner into the bowl?

Some things should never ever be messed with. “Twas the Night Before Christmas” is one of them. We didn’t need a Rand Paul version of the classic, especially one that attempts to convey a snarky (and poorly worded) political message.

Twitter users were also not amused or entertained, and they were eager to let Sen. Paul know it.

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Melania Trump Has A 2022 Christmas Ornament For Sale And It’s BEYOND Pathetic

You may recall that former first lady Melania Trump once pitched a fit when speaking with a friend about all she had to do around the White House during the holidays.

According to CNN, a secret recording made by former friend and senior adviser Stephanie Winston Wolkoff featured Melania fuming.

“I’m working … my a** off on the Christmas stuff, that you know, who gives a f*** about the Christmas stuff and decorations? But I need to do it, right?”

She continued, “OK, and then I do it and I say that I’m working on Christmas and planning for the Christmas and they said, ‘Oh, what about the children that they were separated?’ Give me a f****** break. Where they were saying anything when Obama did that? I can not go, I was trying get the kid reunited with the mom. I didn’t have a chance – needs to go through the process and through the law.”

How festive! Let’s all whine about decorating to get us into the Christmas spirit. Nothing says Christmas like hateful cursing and self-pity.

Now that her husband is no longer president, however, Melania needs to try and make a few bucks, so she’s all about Christmas and hoping that people will fork over money for the ornaments she helped design and is now selling.

MarketWatch reports:

The former first lady is introducing a series of holiday decorations. One of them, dubbed “The Christmas Star,” will be sold for $45 through her website. And a separate line of six ornaments, billed as “The American Christmas Collection,” is being sold through a company called USA Memorabilia with the baubles priced at $35 apiece.

And that’s not all. Every ornament is packaged with a corresponding animated NFT — minted on the Solana blockchain, according to the Melania Trump and USA Memorabilia websites. The ornaments are made in the U.S. and each one features Melania Trump’s signature.

Of particular interest is this ornament, which is “themed around Melania Trump’s ‘Be Best’ initiative aimed at supporting children.”

Would you want that on your Christmas tree? If so, then chances are pretty good you’re beyond help.

Apparently, Melania’s real message for the holidays is a mixture of the sacred and the profane: Merry Christmas, you f*cking peasants; now give me some of your damn money.

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Donnie Sends Out MAGA Christmas Message And Gets Pelted With Twitter Karma

For someone who loves to brag that he rescued Christmas, saving it from those who dared to say Happy Holidays, failed, one-term former President Donald Trump certainly knows how to royally screw up a perfectly good celebration.

Even though it’s officially Christmas, Donnie decided he’d pretend that he’s still in charge, even though he’s been banned from both Facebook and Twitter and has to issue his statements via his official spokesperson, Liz Harrington:

Wait a damn minute! Did someone neglect to tell Donnie that he lost the 2020 election to President Joe Biden by a margin of 306 to 232 electoral votes and by a whopping 7 million ballots in the popular vote tally? Only Barack Obama’s 2008 reelection victory over John McCain was by a larger popular vote margin.

President Donald Trump? Not now, and probably not ever again based on all the criminal investigations underway into the ex-president’s business dealings and actions on Jan. 6 when he failed to stop his supporters from attacking the Capitol.

It didn’t take long for Twitter karma to catch up with Trump and stomp him flat:

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Merry Griftmas! The Donald Is Hawking Trump Christmas Stockings On His Web Site

Failed, one-term, twice-impeached former President Donald Trump absolutely loves to falsely claim that he single-handedly won the so-called “war on Christmas” which he alleges (also falsely) has been instigated by liberals and progressives.

When he was still president, Trump often gave himself verbal pats on the back as he told his brainless supporters that he had made it safe for us all to say “Merry Christmas” again, even though in reality we never stopped saying it.

And now, even though Christmas remains six weeks off, Donnie Claus is offering us all chance to purchase a Christmas stocking with his ugly mug on the front of it. If that’s not enough to make you retch up your turkey and dressing, then you must have a stomach made of titanium.

Since he’s no longer allowed on Twitter or Facebook, the ex-president had his “communications director,” Liz Harrington, send out the Trump Christmas stocking announcement:

OK, here’s a couple of things about the Trump stocking:

  • Why does his face have to be ALL OVER the damn thing?!
  • “Save America”? Really? If we really want to save America, we’ll put the Trump family behind bars for the next 50 years.
  • The symbolism of the flames in the fireplace appearing ready to consume the stocking cannot be overstated. It brings to mind images of Trump in hell (where he’s probably headed) as well as how he nearly burned down the foundations of the American republic.
  • Oh, and don’t forget that in order to get the Trump stocking, you have to donate $50 or more, even though the thing is likely made in China and cost less than a buck to produce.

Twitter users had some thoughts on Donnie’s latest scam: