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Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Playlist Is A Window Into His Strange And Scattered Mind

Music, the old saying goes, soothes the savage beast.

But in the case of failed one-term former president Donald Trump, it seems that music provides insight into the bizarre and troubled mind of the disgraced ex-head of state, not to mention suggesting that his taste in music is a mix of the sublime and the absurd.

Axios recently got access to some of the Donald’s closest friends who hang out with him at his Mar-a-Lago resort in Palm Beach, Florida, and they revealed that Trump is fond of switching into his alter ego, “Deejay T.”

As expected, even when he’s spinning tunes, Trump insists on being treated like a potentate.

Whether Trump’s in office or out, there’s an unchanging patio scene at Mar-a-Lago. The regulars all know each other, and feel free to drop by Trump’s table.

  • “There’s sometimes a velvet rope next to Trump’s chair. But it more signifies his throne of honor than keeping anyone away. Members tell him how great he’s doing. He’ll often show them a printout of a poll that shows him as the greatest.”

Donald also controls the volume of the music, which is usually ear-shatteringly loud, perhaps to compensate for the age of him and his guests.

“Trump shakes hands as people pass his table near the front. After dinner, he’ll open his iPad and play the hits. Sometimes it’s so loud that people have trouble talking. He marvels at the sound quality filling the garden.”

And what exactly does the disgraced former president play from that iPad? The playlist may surprise you.

  • It’s Trump’s golden oldies: “Phantom of the Opera” … “Jesus Christ Superstar” … and Elvis, including “Suspicious Minds.” Plus “Hello” by Lionel Ritchie … Guns N’ Roses’ “November Rain” … and the duet by James Brown and Luciano Pavarotti, “It’s A Man’s Man’s Man’s World.”
  • Sinéad O’Connor’s “Nothing Compares 2 U” is a favorite. REM snuck in a couple of weeks ago. Elton John’s another favorite.

The only bad thing about letting Trump be DJ? He almost never changes any of the songs, which must be maddening for anyone who wants to see some new tunes added to the rotation.

 “He has been playing the same tunes for eight years and never tires of it — even when others beg him to change the station or follow the teleprompter.”

Granted, there’s no accounting for taste when it comes to what we like in music. But Trump’s choices are more than just eclectic. They seem to suggest something darker and more malignant: An unwillingness to change, no matter the consequences.

Oh, and there’s also this, and it has nothing to do with what tunes he spins: The man is an asshole. No matter what you think of his musical preferences, he’s a clear and present danger to the American republic.

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Photo Of Trump Looking ‘Drugged’ Sets Off A Wave Of Internet Chatter

Even though he continues to insist that he’s not the least bit worried about the dozens of federal felony counts filed against him by Justice Department Special Counsel Jack Smith that could potentially send him to prison for over 400 years, failed one-term president Donald Trump is already showing signs of the emotional and physical toll his legal problems are taking on him.

For example, a quick look at social media postings the disgraced ex-president made certainly suggest that he’s enraged and incredibly manic.

“Getting ready to head down to Doral in Miami. We must all be STRONG and DEFEAT the Communists, Marxists, and Radical Left Lunatics that are systematically destroying our Country. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”

“I HOPE THE ENTIRE COUNTRY IS WATCHING WHAT THE RADICAL LEFT LUNATICS ARE DOING TO AMERICA, AND ALL WE STAND FOR. WE ARE A NATION IN SERIOUS DECLINE, AND IT WILL ONLY GET WORSE. p.s. CHINA JUST, EFFECTIVELY, TOOK OVER CUBA. WOULD NEVER HAVE HAPPENED UNDER THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION!”

You can always tell when Trump is stressed: He tends to post in ALL-CAPS for emphasis, no doubt reflecting the agitated state of his mind, or at least what’s left of it.

And now we have a photo of the “stable genius” which seems to have been taken recently at his Mar-a-Lago golf resort, the very same place he was hiding those classified documents that got him indicted by the DOJ.

The photo was posted on Twitter by Ron Filipkowski.

What is up with those eyes?! He looks like he just smoked a joint and is so high that he has the munchies. The judge at his arraignment today may have him shipped to a detox facility so he can dry out.

There have been rumors for decades that Trump is fond of stimulants (especially amphetamines), and since he’s never released the test results from any of his physicals, it remains unknown if Donald is indulging in some extracurricular drug activity.

However, the photo did draw a sharp reaction on Twitter, where many suggested the former president may not make it to the 2024 election.

 

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New Evidence Suggests Trump Obstructed Justice – Moved Classified Docs To Hide Them From FBI

New evidence in the form of text messages from a former aide to disgraced ex-president Donald Trump may be exactly what Special Counsel Jack Smith needs to prove that the twice-impeached former president did indeed actively engage in obstruction of justice by moving classified documents in order to hide them from FBI agents who searched his Mar-a-Lago resort in August of last year.

According to The Washington Post:

Justice Department and FBI investigators have amassed fresh evidence pointing to possible obstruction by former president Donald Trump in the investigation into top-secret documents found at his Mar-a-Lago home, according to people familiar with the matter.

The additional evidence comes as investigators have used emails and text messages from a former Trump aide to help understand key moments last year, said the people, who like others interviewed for this article spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss an ongoing criminal investigation.

The new details highlight the degree to which special counsel Jack Smith’s investigation into the potential mishandling of hundreds of classified national security papers at Trump’s Florida home and private club has come to focus on the obstruction elements of the case —whether the former president took or directed actions to impede government efforts to collect all the sensitive records.

Federal investigators, using “witness statements, security camera footage, and other documentary evidence,” believe that boxes which contained classified materials were moved from a storage area at Mar-a-Lago after a subpoena was served and that Trump “personally examined” some of the boxes in question.

“While Trump’s team returned some documents with classified markings in response to the subpoena, a later FBI search found more than 100 additional classified items that had not been turned over,” The Post adds.

These latest details come from court documents requesting a search of Mar-a-Lago for the purpose of proving that “evidence of obstruction will be found at the premises.”

The statute cited in the documents is 18 USC 1519, which makes it a felony to alter, destroy, mutilate or conceal a document “with the intent to impede, obstruct, or influence the investigation or proper administration of any matter within the jurisdiction of any department or agency.”

Trump will be in Manhattan next Tuesday to be fingerprinted and photographed in connection with crimes he allegedly committed when he paid off adult film actress Stormy Daniels to conceal an affair he had with her so it wouldn’t become public during his 2016 run for the White House.

The failed, one-term former president could also face felony charges in the state of Georgia for allegedly attempting to overturn the results of the 2020 election.

 

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Trump Pelted With Mockery After His Embarrassing New ‘Gig’ At Mar-a-Lago Is Revealed

While he claims to be running for the 2024 Republican presidential nomination, we know that failed, one-term, twice-impeached former president Donald Trump is actually doing little more than playing golf and being a bum, as was first reported in December by Olivia Nuzzi of New York magazine.

“He just goes, plays golf, comes back, and fucks off. He has retreated to the golf course and to Mar-a-Lago… His world has gotten much smaller. His world is so, so small.”

But it turns out that Donald has also picked up a new gig at his Mar-a-Lago golf resort that he engages in when he’s not hiding classified documents and lying about it.

According to Page Six, the disgraced former president also serves as part-time disc jockey once a week.

A socially connected insider tells Page Six that “Trump is officially DJing every Thursday night” at the members-only club.

The source added, “Members know this, and when they invite guests they say, ‘Let’s have dinner on Thursday, because Trump DJs every Thursday,’ as an event.”

The source also told Page Six that Trump also engages in politicking while he’s playing tunes.

During all the disc jockeying, “of course he works the room for votes,” the source said. “It’s always a very friendly room, since Mar-a-Lago is serious Trumpland.”

As far as his style, the insider tells us the former president is “on an iPad — usually from his table — so he eats and plays. He loves the ’80s and Broadway tunes — like ‘Phantom of the Opera’ — and Céline Dion, ‘Titanic.’ ”

Broadway tunes, Titanic, and Céline Dion? Sounds horrible.

It didn’t take long before online mockery began, with author Jill Twiss noting, “The one thing I hold dear is that all of the worst people you know will eventually try to become a DJ.”

Laura Bassett of Jezebel also laughed at the idea of Donnie the DJ:

“If this man is never actually going to be in jail for his various crimes, the next best thing is for him just to stay put in that soothing, Groundhogs Day-style time loop, utterly content with his Thursday night DJ gigs and unable to fuck up geopolitics.”

Just don’t let him dance. He’s BEYOND bad at dancing.

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Paranoid Trump Menacingly Says That He Has ‘Info On Everyone’ Who Ever Came To Mar-a-Lago

Though it’s a national holiday, failed, one-term, twice-impeached former president Donald Trump is stewing in his own misery at his Mar-a-Lago resort, sending out postings that reek of menace and paranoia.

Referencing news that broke over the weekend about additional classified documents being found at the Wilmington, Delaware home of President Joe Biden, Trump suggested that Biden cannot prove who has or hasn’t been to his residence.

Republicans in the House of Representatives have now requested access to the visitor logs of Biden’s home. But the White House counsel’s office says no such logs were kept because it was a private home, issuing a statement:

“Like every President in decades of modern history, his personal residence is personal. But upon taking office, President Biden restored the norm and tradition of keeping White House visitors logs, including publishing them regularly, after the previous administration ended them.”

That’s right: Trump didn’t keep visitors logs during his four years in the White House, probably because he didn’t want anyone to know the unsavory characters he was hosting there.

All of this led Trump to make a posting on his failing Truth Social site.

“The White House just announced that there are no LOGS or information of any kind on visitors to the Wilmington house and flimsy, unlocked, and unsecured, but now very famous, garage. Maybe they are smarter than we think! This is one of seemingly many places where HIGHLY CLASSIFIED documents are stored (in a big pile on the damp floor). Mar-a-Lago is a highly secured facility, with Security Cameras all over the place, and watched over by staff & our great Secret Service. I have INFO on everyone”

Trump’s bragging (provided it’s true that he has visitor logs for Mar-a-Lago) is something he may think proves his innocence, but it could actually damage the defense his attorneys are likely crafting. The disgraced ex-president has just let Special Counsel Jack Smith know there are visitor logs, which he may not have been aware of before now.

Former U.S. Attorney Joyce Vance had this to say about the visitor logs from Mar-a-Lago:

“GOP leaders who demand that visitor logs be released for Biden are the same people who tolerated the Trump WH’s refusal to release logs while he was in office, let alone for Mar-a-Lago. That’s politics, not justice & needs to be called out.”

Once again, we see Trump trying to distract from his own legal predicament, which is significant. Isn’t it about time someone indicted this douchebag and put him away?