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Lindsey Graham Says It Might Be Time To Impeach Kamala Harris

According to Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC), now that former President Donald Trump has been impeached and acquitted for a second time, Vice President Kamala Harris should be the next public official to face impeachment.

Graham appeared on “Fox News Sunday” and suggested that if Republicans win back control of the House of Representatives in 2022, Harris might be facing impeachment for supporting members of the Black Lives Matter movement who protested the killing of George Floyd by police officers in Minneapolis, Minnesota, last year:

“The trial record was a complete joke. Hearsay on top of hearsay, and we’ve opened Pandora’s Box for future presidents and if you use this model, I don’t know how Kamala Harris doesn’t get impeached if Republicans take over the House because she actually bailed out rioters, and more of the rioters went back to the streets and broke somebody’s head open, so we’ve opened Pandora’s Box here, and I’m sad for the country.”

Harris didn’t bail out any rioters. The Washington Post destroyed that GOP lie in September of 2020. All she did was tweet out support for the Minnesota Freedom Fund (MFF), which provides assistance for those accused of crimes.

It’s clear that Lindsey Graham still has his nose stuck so far up Donald Trump’s ass that he can’t tell if it’s day or night. But his allegiance to the failed, one-term president is little more than a play for political cover. If Graham continues to blindly march in lockstep with Trump, he may find out that the country — and his constituents — have passed him by.

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Revealed: Trump’s Impeachment Defense Will Be To Blame Black People For Inciting Violence

On Monday, the unprecedented second Senate impeachment trial of Donald Trump will begin, and the charge this time will be incitement of insurrection for his role in the January 6 storming of the U.S. Capitol which led to the death of a police officer and four other people.

Since we have the former president’s own words from the speech he gave shortly before thousands of his supporter attacked Congress, what possible defense could Trump’s attorneys use? Simple. He plans to blame black people.

Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) revealed the Trump legal strategy Sunday during an appearance on Fox News, telling host Chris Wallace:

“I think you’re going to see the Trump defense play video of Rep. Maxine Waters telling crowds to mob Trump administration officials and attack them. They’ll probably show clips of Cory Booker saying get up in their face of these congresspeople. You’ll probably see comments from Rep. Omar celebrating the violence that happened to me when I had six ribs broken and part of a lung removed.”

But did Maxine Waters really urge people to “attack” Trump officials? No. She most certainly didn’t. Here’s exactly what she said:

“If you think we’re rallying now, you ain’t seen nothing yet. You have members of your cabinet being booed out of restaurants. You have protesters taking up at their house. We say no peace, no sleep. No peace, so sleep. And guess what? We’re going to win this battle because while you try to quote the Bible, Jeff Sessions, and others, you really don’t know the Bible. God is on our side. On the side of the children. On the side of what’s right. On the side of what’s honorable. On the side of understanding that if we can’t protect the children, we can’t protect anybody, and so let’s stay the course. Let’s make sure that we show up where ever we have to show up. If you see anybody from that Cabinet in a restaurant, in a department store, at a gasoline station, you get out, and you create a crowd, and you push back on them, and you tell them they’re not welcome anymore, anywhere.”

Did Maxine Waters urge crowds of people to march to the White House and engage violence once they got there? She didn’t Did Ilhan Omar encourage Rand Paul’s neighbor to attack him? Nope.

Of course, it’s no surprise that Trump and his attorneys will attempt to blame African-Americans for his crimes. After all, the Trump family has been discriminating and persecuting black people for decades. It’s what they do.

Just when you think Donald Trump cannot possibly be any more disgusting, he lowers the bar yet again and limbos right under it.

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Matt Gaetz Owns Himself When He Vows To Resign From Congress And Defend Trump In Second Impeachment

Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) wound up making a complete fool of himself when he bragged that he was willing to resign his seat in Congress and defend former President Donald Trump at next week’s Senate impeachment trial, which begins on Monday, February 8.

Raheem Kassam, who serves as Editor-in-Chief of the far right site The National Pulse, was the first to report on Gaetz’s comments:

Specifically, Gaetz told former Trump staffer Steve Bannon:

“I would leave my House seat, I would leave my home.

“I view this cancellation of the Trump presidency and the Trump movement as one of the major risks to my people.”

Those remarks led to endless mockery directed at the Florida congressman on social media:

Of course, before Matt defends Trump, he’ll probably need to chug a 12-pack of Budweiser and go for a few laps around town so he can get yet another DUI.

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Lindsey Graham Is Terrified Of What Witnesses Will Say At Trump’s Second Impeachment Trial

The second impeachment trial of former President Donald Trump is set to begin on Monday, February 8, and unlike the first impeachment trial, there’s a very real possibility that witnesses will be allowed this time.

Though details are still being worked out between Senate Democrats and their Republican counterparts, it seems likely that witnesses will be allowed if only because Democrats have the majority and can insist on such a plan.

One of those who has agreed to testify against Trump is Jacob Chansley, who is also known as the “QAnon Shaman.” He’s this guy:

According to Chansley’s attorney, his client feels Trump “betrayed” his supporters:

“Lawyer Albert Watkins said he hasn’t spoken to any member in the Senate since announcing his offer to have Jacob Chansley testify at Trump’s trial, which is scheduled to begin the week of Feb. 8. Watkins said it’s important for senators to hear the voice of someone who was incited by Trump.

Watkins said his client was previously ‘horrendously smitten’ by Trump but now feels let down after Trump’s refusal to grant Chansley and others who participated in the insurrection a pardon. ‘He felt like he was betrayed by the president,’ Watkins said.”

And the thought of witnesses has Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) terrified and he proved that Friday when he tweeted out this:

So what if the trial does go on for months? Isn’t the purpose of a trial to uncover the truth? Not in Lindsey’s bizarro world.

Also, if Trump is so innocent, shouldn’t Senate Republicans want witnesses who could prove that he did nothing wrong?

How do you know someone’s guilty? When the people defending him are afraid of the facts.

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Donald Trump Jr. Gets Mocked For Posting An Unhinged Video Rant Attacking ‘Impeachment Part Deux’

It’s not easy being Donald Trump Jr. these days. Just consider:

  • His father is no longer president
  • The Trump name is now about as popular as hemorrhoids and botflies
  • Prosecutors in New York are preparing to indict members of the Trump family for crimes ranging from tax evasion to money laundering
 

What’s a spoiled trust-fund baby to do?

Well, the same thing Don Jr. always does: Whine, bitch, moan, and scream about how he and his family are being persecuted.

Today’s edition of Don Jr. Acts Like A Toddler deals with the fact that his daddy, Donald Trump, is being impeached for a second time, which has never happened to any president in the history of the United States.

But rather than provide factual information to counter the impeachment of his father, Junior decided he’d steal a few lines from Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY), who tried to get the impeachment dismissed on Monday, but failed miserably.

Here’s the tweet Don Jr. posted late Monday, along with an attached video that looks like something shot on a shoestring budget in the back of Satan’s South Beach garage:

Two questions come to mind after reading the tweet and watching the video:

  • Why did he post a Facebook video on Twitter?
  • Why is he speaking so quickly and loudly?

The best part about Don Jr’s unhinged video rant, however, is the reaction it engendered on social media, where he was mocked within an inch of his life:

Poor little Don Jr. Pretty soon he won’t have access to Twitter and he’ll also have to go on a forced withdrawal of certain “substances.” Maybe he can get someone to give him a big hug when he gets to the big house.