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GOP Viral Video WTF?!

Lauren Boebert Decided To Dance At A Nightclub And It’s Worse Than You Can Imagine

Granted, it’s incredibly easy to make fun of Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO), especially since she provides plenty of material that can be used to mock her and prove just how unfit she is for any job other than perhaps taking out the trash at the nearest Dollar General.

So when you hear that Boebert was caught dancing at a country and western nightclub while out campaigning recently, you might dismiss the idea as unimportant and even trivial.

Until, of course, you see the video.

The video, which was shared by Ron Filipkowski on Twitter, includes this header: “Boebert out clubbing on the campaign trail.”

But that doesn’t do the video justice, as you can see:

Wow! That’s really bad. It’s sad that people who can’t dance seem to have a desire to do so for everyone to see. There ought to be a law.

Also, be sure and note that Boebert chooses to dance with another woman instead of her husband, Jayson. Was he busy flashing his privates at an underage girl, much the same way he did years ago?

The irony of Lauren dancing with a woman cannot be overstated. After all, she’s constantly attacking LGBTQ Americans who date, get married, or adopt children.

Granted, Boebert’s dancing isn’t quite as bad as Elaine’s on “Seinfeld,” but it’s bad enough that she should avoid dancing in public, especially when she’s running for reelection and is on the verge of possibly losing to her Democratic rival, Adam Frisch.

Twitter, however, had a field day with the video and gave Lauren the mocking she so thoroughly deserved.

How sweet it would be if Lauren Bobert loses in November. She’s already lost her restaurant/bar, Shooters, and if she happens to lose her gig as a congresswoman, what in the world will she do to make a buck? Maybe she can start an OnlyFans page for right-wing pervs like Donald Trump.

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Ivanka Trump January 6 Viral Video

WATCH Roger Stone Slam Ivanka As An โ€˜Abortionist B*tchโ€™ After Not Getting A Pardon For Jan. 6

Roger Stone has long been a confidant to failed, one-term, twice-impeached former president Donald Trump, and he managed to weasel a pardon out of Trump in December of 2020 after having been convicted of lying to Congress, obstruction, and witness tampering.

But when Stone again approached members of the Donald’s inner circle in the final days of the Trump administration and begged for a preemptive pardon for his role in the January 6, 2021 attack on the U.S. Capitol, he came up empty, and it enraged him.

How do we know that? Well, The Daily Beast managed to get a look at an upcoming documentary, and what it shows is Stone letting loose on everyone associated with the ex-president.

After Roger Stone wasnโ€™t granted a post-Jan. 6 pardon, he grew so upset that he suggested fighting Jared Kushner, the man tapped as the point person for handling 11th-hour Trump pardons. In new exclusive footage obtained by The Daily Beast, a yet-to-be-released documentary captured Stoneโ€™s meltdown after learning on President Joe Bidenโ€™s inauguration day that he wouldnโ€™t be granted a second coveted legal protection, this time to shield from any Jan 6 legal fallout.

โ€œHe has 100 security guards. I will have 5,000 security guards. You want to fight. Letโ€™s fight. Fuck you.โ€ (The filmmakers remain unsure of who Stone directed this remark towards.) โ€œFuck you and your abortionist bitch daughter,โ€ he concluded, referring to Ivanka Trump, according to the filmmaker Christoffer Guldbrandsen who said there was โ€œno doubtโ€ who Stone was ranting about.

Stone managed to avoid going to prison once, but as more information is uncovered by the House Select Committee investigating January 6, it seems likely that he’ll be facing new charges and won’t be able to count on a pardon.

If anyone belongs behind bars for his lifetime of crime, it’s Roger Stone.

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Donald Trump Viral Video WTF?!

Trumpโ€™s Latest Video Threatens He Will ‘Tear The Sh*t Out Of Everybody’ Who Wronged Him

If you thought you had seen and heard all of the disgusting shit that can possibly come from failed, one-term, twice-impeached former president Donald Trump and those who support him, a video making the rounds on social media today just raised the stakes significantly, suggesting that when he makes his comeback, the disgraced ex-president will “tear the shit out of everybody” and exact his revenge on anyone who has dared to cross him.

According to Mediaite:

Former President Donald Trump posted a video message that suggested he is preparing to โ€œrun like the windโ€ and โ€œtear the shit out ofโ€ opponents like Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and the January 6 committee.

Trump is still banned from Twitter โ€” for the time being โ€” but on Monday night, he posted a bizarre video message on his own social media platform that suggested he is preparing to take revenge on those who have tormented him.

The video โ€” credited to a meme outfit called The United Spot that trafficks in racist stereotypes for humor โ€” features a series of clips set to audio of this Christopher Walken monologue.

The monologue comes from the 2002 film Poolhall Junkies. Imagine the voice of Walken as you read this:

You got this lion. Heโ€™s the king of the jungle, huge mane out to here. Heโ€™s laying under a tree, in the middle of Africa. Heโ€™s so big, itโ€™s so hot. He doesnโ€™t want to move.

Now the little lions come, they start messing with him. Biting his tail, biting his ears. He doesnโ€™t do anything.

The lioness, she starts messing with him. Coming over, making trouble. Still nothing.

Now the other animals, they notice this. They start to move in. The jackals; hyenas. Theyโ€™re barking at him, laughing at him. They nip his toes, and eat the food thatโ€™s in his domain. They do this, then they get closer and closer, bolder and bolder.

Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody. Runs like the wind, eats everything in his path. Cause every once in a while, the lion has to show the jackals, who he is.

Here’s the video:

Innocent fun? Just a video? Is there any such thing with a gangster like Trump?

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Donald Trump Viral Video WTF?!

What?! Trump Tells Crowd At North Carolina Rally โ€˜We Have To Keep Our Country Gay!โ€™

Something very strange happened Friday evening at the rally failed, one-term former president Donald Trump held in Wilmington, North Carolina.

During his speech (which seemed to go on forever), it sounded like the disgraced, twice-impeached ex-president said that he and his supporters “have to keep our country gay.”

According to Mediaite, the remark was clearly a mistake.

“To stop the destruction of our country and save the American dream, you must vote Republican. Joe Biden and the Democrat arsonists do not care one bit about the pain and suffering theyโ€™re causing you or your family or our once great country. Remember, I was going to say, was going to use an expression, ‘We have to keep our country gay,’ but itโ€™s notโ€ฆ I mean, for some reason, itโ€™s just not great anymore. And we can name those reasons. And weโ€™re going to discuss them tonight.”

That set off peals of laughter and mockery on Twitter.

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GOP Gun Nuts Viral Video

WATCH: On The Gun Range, Lauren Boebert Proves She Knows ZERO About Firearms Safety

Colorado Republican Congresswoman Lauren Boebert absolutely loves guns, even though she doesn’t know a damn thing about the Constitution and what it says about the issue of guns and laws regulating them.

Lauren thinks the Second Amendment is absolute and no laws whatsoever can be passed that regulate guns in any manner whatsoever, despite the fact that the amendment reads:

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

Well regulated. Clearly, regulations are allowed or the Founding Fathers would have left off that phrase and just said that the right of people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.

And yet, as much as Lauren wants to hug her guns and possibly even make out with them (do you doubt she’d try?), she doesn’t know squat about gun safety, which should be required if you’re going to be operating a weapon that can kill people.

In the video below, which was posted on Twitter by Patriot Takes, you can see Boebert firing off a few rounds at a gun range, but she gets frustrated when her hair keeps flying wildly as she fires the rifle she’s shooting.

To rectify that situation, Boebert goes over and grabs a pair of safety goggles to put atop her otherwise empty head and hold her hair in place while she continues to shoot.

Just one problem: She doesn’t put the safety on the rifle before she puts the weapon down. A man standing next to her does so.

While she was at it, why didn’t Lauren just go ahead and wave the gun around in the direction of others? After all, she’s already proven that gun safety is a completely foreign concept to her, as Twitter users quickly reminded her.

https://twitter.com/GaryCol29416167/status/1574874723011403789?s=20&t=bGckWa_ELw5H30AyeevUBA

Since Republicans won’t let us have any sensible gun control legislation, can we at least pass some laws that won’t allow showboating morons in Congress?

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