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Social Media Is Having Fun Predicting Who Will Be Lauren Boebert’s Next Husband

On Tuesday, Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) announced that she was divorcing her husband, Jayson, after 18 years of marriage.

Boebert broke the news via a statement:

“It is with a heavy weight on my heart that I have filed for divorce from my husband,” the statement said. “I am grateful for our years of marriage together and for our beautiful children, all of whom deserve privacy and love as we work through this process. I’ve always been faithful in my marriage, and I believe strongly in marriage, which makes this announcement that much more difficult. This is truly about irreconcilable differences.”

According to The Daily Beast, Mr. Boebert didn’t take being told his wife was kicking him to the curb very well.

“Once he learned that he was being served with Dissolution of Marriage papers he was extremely angry,” the process server wrote. “I tried to hand him the documents but [he] did not take them. He started yelling and using profanities, and told me that I was trespassing, and that he was calling the Sheriff’s Office. I told him I was leaving the documents on the chair outside of the door, he closed the door then let the dogs out.”

Speculation has now begun as to whom we might see Lauren walking down the aisle with next. After all, she’s a “Christian,” so she’d have to wed if things get serious with another man.

Twitter had some thoughts on who might be Bobo’s next hubby.

Feel free to add your own choices to the ever-expanding list of possible suitors for the dimmest bulb in Colorado.

 

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Lara Trump’s Claim That Donald Always Tells The Truth Gets Destroyed On Social Media

According to Lara Trump, the daughter-in-law of indicted sex offender and former president Donald Trump, the release of a report from special prosecutor John Durham is proof that the disgraced ex-president has been right about all of his crazy conspiracy theories.

Lara appeared on Newsmax and remarked, “How many times has what he said actually come true? Pretty much everything he ever talked about — and, by the way, he was mocked for saying — have all come true.”

But as HuffPost notes, the former president is almost never right, and he wasn’t right about the Durham report either.

The former president had claimed Durham would uncover “the crime of the century.” Instead, the report called the FBI’s activities “extremely troublesome,” and concluded the agency shouldn’t have launched its collusion probe, but did not recommend new charges or “wholesale changes” to guidelines or policy.

But when you consider that the Washington Post tracked the lies and falsehoods uttered by the twice-impeached former president during his four years in office (over 30,000 total), Lara’s claim of her father-in-law being “right about everything” is total bullshit.

Twitter users were quick to set the record straight for Lara.

 

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Trump Attacks ‘Lunatics And Maniacs’ In Mother’s Day Message – Never Once Mentions Melania

In honor of Mother’s Day, indicted, twice-impeached sex offender Donald Trump went on an angry social media rant which he posted on his failing Truth Social site, suggesting that he wanted to wish a happy day to the mothers of “Radical Left Fascists, Marxists, and Communists.”

However, he failed to mention his current wife, Melania, who is also the mother of his youngest son, Barron.

“Happy Mother’s Day to ALL, in particular the Mothers, Wives and Lovers of the Radical Left Fascists, Marxists, and Communists who are doing everything within their power to destroy and obliterate our once great Country. Please make these complete Lunatics and Maniacs Kinder, Gentler, Softer and, most importantly, Smarter, so that we can, quickly, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!”

As usual, Donald made the entire thing about himself. He’s a malignant narcissist, so he cannot comprehend the idea of being kind to others or showing compassion to anyone but himself.

This year’s Mother’s Day message from the disgraced ex-president is more of the same from him.

Last year, he posted this online:

Fortunately, Donnie got lit up on Twitter for his selfish bullshit.

https://twitter.com/BettyBowers/status/1657775727599648771?s=20

 

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Social Media Gets Nauseous After Video Of Trump ‘Dancing’ To ‘Macho Man’ Hits The Internet

If you thought this week couldn’t possibly get any more disturbing when it comes to all things Donald Trump, a Twitter posting of the indicted sex offender dancing to “Macho Man’ by the Village People has set social media alight with laughter and mockery.

Mediaite reports that the video was shot Thursday evening.

“A clip from an event at Mar-a-Lago Thursday night began circulating on Twitter via @MJisMAGA, which showed the former president arriving to a poolside dinner while performers dressed as The Village People entertained the crowd.

“Trump, whose dance moves appear to be isolated to only his arms, jived to the music as the crowd cheered him on and snapped photos.”

Holy cow! People have to pay membership dues to see this sort of disgusting display from the failed former president? If the cost is more than a buck a year, they’re being cheated.

The video earned some major negative reviews on Twitter.

 

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Lauren Boebert Owns Herself By Suggesting She’s Smarter Than Kamala Harris

Colorado Republican Congresswoman Lauren Boebert is again displaying her own lack of self-awareness and basic intelligence with an attack she made on Vice President Kamala Harris, whom she accused of not being educated.

Commenting on a video she shared on Twitter of the VP making remarks, Boebert wrote, “The same people who will try and knock me for having a GED think this lady represents intelligence and eloquence. Whoever paid for her education wasted their money.”

As Uproxx rightly notes, Boebert’s reported troubles passing the GED are only one reason she’s seen as being one of the most intellectually-challenged members of Congress.

Of course, Boebert misses the point while believing that her GED is why people pile onto her on a regular basis. She has frequently trashed education to the point where she called to abolish the entire education department. And given that she only acquired her GED a mere few months before being elected to Congress, her interest in pursuing it probably had little to do with actual learning. She’s also stepped in on previous occasions by proposing a lot more time for lawmakers to read bills, so there’s that.

This isn’t the first time Boebert has humiliated herself for all the world to see.

When you act perpetually clueless and moronic, you get labeled as such, and it has nothing at all to do with a GED, as Twitter users quickly reminded the doltish Ms. Boebert.