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The Latest MAGA Outrage: The FBI Went Through Melania’s Wardrobe Drawers Looking For Evidence

Always looking for something to be outraged by, the MAGA faithful are now obsessed with reports that when the FBI searched Mar-a-Lago on Monday in connection with a warrant issued by a federal judge, they also looked through Melania Trump’s wardrobe drawers.

What?! Oh my God! The horror!!

The story began on Fox News, which has been pushing the Melania angle in prime time, no doubt hoping to boost ratings and keep the Trump acolytes properly outraged.

If FBI agents went through Melania’s clothing, that was clearly covered in the search warrant. After all, it’s quite easy to hide documents, cell phones, cameras, and thumb drives in a drawer.

And then there’s this possibility: Maybe Melania is a co-conspirator with her husband. It wouldn’t be the first time a married couple has engaged in criminal behavior as a team.

But to hear the outcry on social media, you’d have thought they strip searched Melania.

https://twitter.com/lavern_spicer/status/1557328595730718720?s=20&t=3vbKNK0DfmAirY_wST2f5g

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Trumpworld Is Terrified Someone Big Has ‘Flipped’ On Donald And Is Cooperating With The FBI

Ever since the FBI served a search warrant at Mar-a-Lago on Monday, social media has been buzzing with speculation about how the Justice Department knew when and where to search current residence of disgraced former president Donald Trump.

For a few hours, former White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows was the prime suspect who must have “flipped” on the Donald,” and Axios notes that “Trumpworld,” the coterie of insanely loyal MAGA morons who hang on the twice-impeached ex-president’s every utterance, is still convinced someone has been disloyal to their lord and savior:

Trumpworld is abuzz with speculation about which close aide or aides has “flipped” and provided additional sensitive information to the FBI about what former President Trump was keeping at Mar-a-Lago, sources tell Axios.  Trump’s orbit is always an environment rife with mistrust and paranoia. Now, that’s intensified.

Mistrust and paranoia could well be Donald Trump’s middle names. He traffics in conspiracy theories, lies, and bullshit. And he’s always the aggrieved party, even when the evidence suggests he’s guilty as hell and in need of some karmic adjustment.

Axios also reports the fact that the FBI focused closely on the basement at Mar-a-Lago is also playing into bizarre talk among the Trump faithful:

Christina Bobb, a lawyer for Trump, told The Washington Post his lawyers held discussions with the Justice Department this spring over materials held at Mar-a-Lago. Bobb said Trump’s legal team searched through two to three dozen boxes in a basement storage area, hunting for documents that could be considered presidential records, and turned over several items.

No, not the basement! Don’t go down there! Why? Because it’s all part of the bait and switch Trump is trying to pull. Since he knows he’s been caught red-handed, he has to try and throw people off the scent.

Whoever the “flipper” is, they’re an American hero. And if they can help put Donald Trump in prison, they deserve the President Medal of Freedom and a ticker tape parade in downtown Manhattan.

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MAGA Couple Whines CPAC Ripped Them Off By Making Them Watch Trump’s Speech From The ‘Overflow Room’

Bless their little hateful hearts, the MAGA faithful are being ripped off every step of the way, and yet they can’t see it or, even when they do, they never blame their lord and savior, Donald John Trump. Instead, they blame others for the greed that follows wherever the failed, one-term former president goes.

Case in point: The CPAC conference being held this weekend in Dallas Texas. Trump spoke Saturday evening to attendees, but there was such huge demand to see the disgraced, twice-impeached ex-president that tickets were sold for people to watch the speech from other rooms, where it was piped in via video.

That led to some of the Trump acolytes complaining to Davram Stiefler of comedy duo The Good Liars that they’d been treated terribly.

Steifler shared a video he made outside CPAC in which he announces:

“We are outside of CPAC in Dallas, 2022. People are getting turned away – want to tell us about it?”

The man explained:

“Yes, we were looking forward to seeing Trump live. We actually paid for it right here, and they knew we were not getting in.”

That led Steifler to ask:

“They sold you tickets — it was already overcapacity — they took your money, sent you in there and you just got turned away?”

The man replied:

“Exactly.”

Steifler:

“Do you think it’s an issue of the organizers of CPAC getting greedy?”

That led the man to respond:

“It could be that. It may not be organized enough, not knowing what the capacity was. I’m not gonna sit and watch in the overflow room.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=5&v=ceULwXllzNU&feature=emb_logo

Be sure and notice that the couple never said a bad word about Trump, who may well have suggested CPAC sell as many tickets as possible and split the take with him. Would that surprise you? If so, then you clearly don’t know the level of grift the Donald operates from.

There’s an old saying which applies when it comes to Con Man Don: If you can’t tell who’s being conned, congratulations, it’s you!

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MAGA Twitter Explodes With Red Hot Rage After Kevin Costner Endorses Liz Cheney

The MAGA minions who hang out on Twitter and still defend failed, one-term, twice-impeached former president Donald Trump are absolutely apoplectic about a tweet sent out by Rep. Liz Cheney (R-WY) touting the endorsement of Oscar-winning actor Kevin Costner.

The Hill reports that Cheney tweeted out a photo of Costner wearing a T-shirt that makes clear who he supports:

ITK confirmed that Costner is the smiling figure featured in Cheney’s tweet, which included a message: “Real men put country over party.” Cheney’s office didn’t respond to questions from ITK about details of Costner’s backing.

Costner’s support comes at a critical time for Cheney, as a poll released just last month shows her trailing her main primary challenger, Trump-backed Harriet Hageman, by more than 20 points.

In case you’re wondering, Costner considers himself to be an independent, telling The Daily Beast in 2020:

“I vote for who I think has the best interests of the country and how we sit in the world. 

“The Democratic Party doesn’t represent everything that I think, and neither does the Republican Party right now — at all. So, I find it too limiting.”

However, a quick look at some of the postings in response to Costner’s T-shirt backing Cheney makes it clear that the Trump faithful consider the actor to be a traitor, even though they know nothing about him.

https://twitter.com/AddyHicks/status/1554215603224944642?s=20&t=jNwo6PZMYUsph2NcZIE21g

 

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MAGA Faithful Are Threatening To Boycott Walmart For Being Too ‘Woke’

If you had to guess, where would you suspect the vast majority of the MAGA faithful (i.e. hardcore Trump supporters) do most of their shopping?

Did you say Walmart? I’m guessing you did, and you’re absolutely correct.

However, it now appears that some Trumpers are ready to dump Walmart and find another place to shop simply because the company isn’t carrying the shitty, overpriced pillows manufactured by Mike Lindell, the CEO of MyPillow.

Dr. Gina Loudon (who claims to have a PhD in psychology even though she doesn’t), is a right-wing radio host who called for the Walmart boycott, announcing on Twitter that she had deleted the Walmart app and instead would be shopping at Publix:

Walmart couldn’t be reached for a comment, but here’s betting it was something like this: Gina who?! We don’t need her business anyway. Good riddance.

Other Twitter users couldn’t resist mocking Loudon, and some of their comments are pure gold. Take a look.

https://twitter.com/soyeahbasically/status/1543398136378523648?s=20&t=7noXUCVibkWpngFhpF8J_g
https://twitter.com/Democracy_Spot/status/1543354579617808387?s=20&t=7noXUCVibkWpngFhpF8J_g
https://twitter.com/NotferU2Know/status/1543385294484955138?s=20&t=je4mTNLfpN-RaJ4URu8gTw

https://twitter.com/PentUpPower/status/1543381178601832448?s=20&t=GgvavZHjHGByvAJG3ulzUw

MAGAts boycotting Walmart? Yeah, and pigs are flying coast to coast just for the hell of it.