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Social Media Is Having Fun Predicting Who Will Be Lauren Boebert’s Next Husband

On Tuesday, Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) announced that she was divorcing her husband, Jayson, after 18 years of marriage.

Boebert broke the news via a statement:

“It is with a heavy weight on my heart that I have filed for divorce from my husband,” the statement said. “I am grateful for our years of marriage together and for our beautiful children, all of whom deserve privacy and love as we work through this process. I’ve always been faithful in my marriage, and I believe strongly in marriage, which makes this announcement that much more difficult. This is truly about irreconcilable differences.”

According to The Daily Beast, Mr. Boebert didn’t take being told his wife was kicking him to the curb very well.

“Once he learned that he was being served with Dissolution of Marriage papers he was extremely angry,” the process server wrote. “I tried to hand him the documents but [he] did not take them. He started yelling and using profanities, and told me that I was trespassing, and that he was calling the Sheriff’s Office. I told him I was leaving the documents on the chair outside of the door, he closed the door then let the dogs out.”

Speculation has now begun as to whom we might see Lauren walking down the aisle with next. After all, she’s a “Christian,” so she’d have to wed if things get serious with another man.

Twitter had some thoughts on who might be Bobo’s next hubby.

Feel free to add your own choices to the ever-expanding list of possible suitors for the dimmest bulb in Colorado.

 

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Lauren Boebert Files For Divorce From Her Husband And Twitter Is Having A Field Day

Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) filed for divorce from her husband of over two decades, according to The Daily Beast, which obtained the court documents.

The April 25 filing seeks to dissolve her marriage to Jayson Boebert, with whom she shares four sons. An affidavit of service, also obtained by The Daily Beast, indicate that Jayson Boebert appeared to be caught off guard by the court proceedings. He chased away a process server with an expletive-laden tirade and let his dogs loose when he was served with the divorce papers, the affidavit said.

“Once he learned that he was being served with Dissolution of Marriage papers he was extremely angry,” the process server wrote. “I tried to hand him the documents but [he] did not take them. He started yelling and using profanities, and told me that I was trespassing, and that he was calling the Sheriff’s Office. I told him I was leaving the documents on the chair outside of the door, he closed the door then let the dogs out.”

The document noted that Jayson was cleaning a gun and drinking a “tall glass of beer” when he was served.

As you’d expect when it comes to a hypocrite like Congresswoman Boebert, who repeatedly talks about the importance of “family values,” she issued a statement which sounds like something written by a fake Christian who needs to try and make something go away as quickly as possible before she gets back up on her sanctimonious soapbox

“It is with a heavy weight on my heart that I have filed for divorce from my husband,” the statement said. “I am grateful for our years of marriage together and for our beautiful children, all of whom deserve privacy and love as we work through this process. I’ve always been faithful in my marriage, and I believe strongly in marriage, which makes this announcement that much more difficult. This is truly about irreconcilable differences.”

Twitter had a field day with the news.

 

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MT Greene Vows To ‘Bring Down’ Biden Even Though Whistleblowers ‘Are Missing’

Even though it has long been clear that Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) is a member of the lunatic fringe wing of the GOP, something she said today during an interview with former Trump administration official/convicted felon Steve Bannon proves that she’s out on a limb of craziness all by herself.

Greene began by telling Bannon:

“And I want to be very clear with everyone watching again today. Our whistleblower that brought us evidence that leads directly to Joe Biden that Joe Biden took a payment from a foreign national in exchange for foreign policy favors. That whistleblower is not lost and they are safe, but they do fear for their lives.”

But then Greene unveiled the following: House Oversight Committee Chairman James Comer (R-KY) has indeed lost contact with several other witnesses and whistleblowers.

“That whistleblower came through us, thankfully, through the help of Senator Grassley. So that is that is a fact. That is the truth. But other whistleblowers, yes, they are missing. They’re either in court, they’re in jail, or we cannot talk with them at this time because they can’t be found.

“This is a very real situation that we’re talking about. And our investigation is so important, Steve, that this will bring down the president of the United States. And I want to let everyone know something. We’re going back to the Treasury Department today at 1:00 because we have more financial records that we have to review leading to the Biden family and Joe Biden himself.”

Greene is the second Republican in the past 24 hours to allege that Biden whistleblowers are suddenly nowhere to be found.

On Sunday, Comer told Fox Host Maria Bartiromo, “Well, unfortunately, we can’t track down the informant. We’re hopeful that the informant is still there. The whistleblower knows the informant. The whistleblower is very credible.”

There are no whistleblowers. There are no informants. There are no witnesses. None. Not a damn one. If there was, the GOP would have already subpoenaed them and held public hearings.

Comer and Greene are full of shit, just like all of their Republican colleagues in the House of Representatives.

 

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WATCH A Fox Host Tell James Comer His Biden Investigation Is A Sham: ‘You Don’t Have Any Facts’

Fox News host Steve Doocy reminded House Oversight Committee chairman James Comer (R-KY) that while he made headlines with his press conference on Wednesday, he failed to provide any facts that President Joe Biden or members of his family had been engaged in a influence peddling scheme.

Doocy began by telling Comer, “I know the Republicans said that the smoking gun were these financial records that you were able to subpoena and got your hands on. And your party, the Republican investigators, say that that’s proof of influence peddling by Hunter and James [Biden].”

“But that’s just your suggestion, Doocy continued. “You don’t actually have any facts to that point. You’ve got some circumstantial evidence.”

Doocy also noted, “And the other thing is, of all those names, the one person who didn’t profit is that — there’s no evidence that Joe Biden did anything illegally.”

Comer replied, “But make no mistake, Joe Biden was involved. All these countries that the Bidens were receiving money from were countries that Joe Biden was actively visiting in.”

If so, then where’s the evidence? It sure as hell wasn’t presented at the press conference. As usual, Republicans have lies, but they’re missing any facts.

Here’s the video from Fox News:

 

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Lauren Boebert Gets Endlessly Mocked After Her ‘Blessings Of America’ Rant Goes Awry

It’s so incredibly easy to make fun of Colorado Republican Congresswoman Lauren Boebert, and a big part of the reason is because she constantly gives us all the material we need to mock and belittle her.

A perfect example of that was provided by Boebert on Thursday as part of speech she was giving in which she reeled off a list of the things that make Americans patriotic and every citizen should be eager to do in order to secure the “blessings of America.”

“I will do what’s right. I don’t care if it costs me an election,” Boebert said. “I don’t care if the school principal gets mad at me or the county commissioners get upset at me, or if the flight attendant kicks me off the plane.”

“I will do what’s right and answer the call because without righteous men and women, without patriots taking a stand for this country, our children, and our children’s children will not benefit the blessings of America.”

Yes, my fellow Americans, if you’re not willing to make the supreme sacrifice of being booted from a flight because you refuse to wear a mask, then you’ve betrayed the sacred principles set forth in the Constitution by Jefferson and Madison, both of whom will spin like proverbial ceiling fans in their graves as a result of your cowardice.

Or, as Paul Revere might have said if he could time travel: The stewardess is coming; the stewardess is coming!

Critics seized on Bobert’s moronic remarks and lit her up with mockery.