Category: Donald Trump Jr.

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Donald Trump Jr. Social Media The Karma Is Gonna Get Ya

Don Jr. Gets Squashed Flat When His Attempt To Troll Hillary Clinton Backfires On Him

Like his father, Donald Trump Jr. is an arrogant shit-heel who loves to try and troll people online, even though he’s not even marginally good at it and almost always winds up owning himself with his pedestrian postings.

For example, Junior decided he’d attack Hillary Clinton for her online announcement that she’s going to be teaching a Masterclass:

That led Don Jr. to respond in typical fashion, even though he’s never accomplished anything in his life other than sucking up to his old man and cheating on the wife of his children:

He’s bringing up Jeffrey Epstein when his own father was president and his handpicked toady, William Barr, was head of the DOJ, which ran the federal prison Epstein allegedly “killed himself” at?

Also, let’s not forget that Donald Trump was good friends with Epstein and was even accused of raping a 13-year-old girl with the late financier/sexual predator.

It didn’t take long before Junior got smacked down by internet karma:

https://twitter.com/JAS16AZ/status/1468740356015489025?s=20
https://twitter.com/FakeNam68264333/status/1468732047615217667?s=20

https://twitter.com/DianaHollins/status/1468984870923812870?s=20
https://twitter.com/NYgrrl303/status/1468749477561438209?s=20

Hey, Junior: Is your Masterclass going to be on cutting lines perfectly and rolling hundred dollar bills tightly but not too tightly?

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Crime Donald Trump Jr.

Donald Trump Jr’s Humiliating Arrest Record Leaks Out And Twitter Has A Field Day

The 2020 Trump for president reelection campaign repeatedly harped on one name more than any other when they tried to attack Joe Biden: The former vice president’s son, Hunter.

 


From the president to his spokespeople and family members, the cheap shots were focused squarely on Hunter Biden, especially the fact that he had a substance abuse problem years ago (which Hunter freely admits to) and that somehow he made money illegally in Ukraine and China, though they fail to provide a shred of evidence to support their specious allegations regarding his finances.

Donald Trump Jr. has been especially vocal over the past couple of months when it comes to tweeting at Hunter Biden, which makes the fact that Junior was arrested for being publicly intoxicated all the more ironic. Publicly intoxicated in New Orleans, perhaps the hardest-drinking city in the country. And at Mardi Gras, no less!

 


How fully trashed and obnoxiously drunk do you have to be to be arrested in New Orleans during Mardi Gras?! That’s like getting a speeding ticket at the damn Indy 500!

Malcolm Nance, a former Naval intelligence officer and frequent guest on MSNBC, made Don Jr’s humiliating arrest public on Twitter:

Yes, busted on Hillary Street! If you tried to write this as fiction, an editor would hand it back to you and say, “It’s just not believable; try again.”

And that led to others also remarking on the fact that a then-23-year-old Don Jr. was put in the slammer for being too drunk for cops in Party City USA, aka New Orleans:

 

Here’s an idea: The next time Junior sarcastically asks “Where’s Hunter?” on social media, perhaps we should all respond to him this way: We know where you were, Traitor Tot: In the drunk tank.

Karma is such a beautiful thing when it takes a giant bite out of someone as deserving as Junior.

 

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Donald Trump Jr. Gun Crime Gun Nuts

Attorney For Rittenhouse Says Don Jr. Is An ‘Idiot’ For Wanting To Send His Client An AR-15

Much like his father, Donald Trump Jr. is known for making moronic statements that come back to bite him on the butt. And that’s most certainly the case with a suggestion Junior made about sending an AR-15 semiautomatic rifle to acquitted Kenosha shooter Kyle Rittenhouse.

In a since-deleted tweet, Don Jr. wrote:

“Gun Owners of America is sending Kyle Rittenhouse an AR-15. Sign the card in support of Kyle. Americans have a fundamental right to defend themselves and to keep and bear arms. The verdict in the Kyle Rittenhouse trial is a recognition of those rights.”

Mark Richards, an attorney who represented Rittenhouse, told Insider that he thinks right-wing figures who are trying to make buck off his client are disgusting:

“There’s a lot of people trying to profit on this, and I don’t think people should.

“They’re raising money on it and you have all these Republican congressmen saying come work for me. They want to trade on his celebrity and I think it’s disgusting.”

As for Don Jr. specifically, Richards noted:

“He’s an idiot. I don’t have to expand on that because it speaks for itself.”

Junior’s daddy, however, thought it was a good idea to invite Rittenhouse to his Mar-a-Lago resort in Palm Beach, Florida, so he could associate himself with someone who shot protesters and then claimed self-defense.

After the visit with Rittenhouse, the failed, one-term ex-president had this to say:

“He came over with his mother. Really a nice young man. … That was prosecutorial misconduct. He should have not have had to suffer through a trial for that. He was going to be dead.”

Of course, for some time now we’ve known that Trump family is nothing but a collection of grifters, con men, and opportunists who love to attach their names to anything that will keep them in the public consciousness because the thing they fear most of all is being irrelevant.

Idiot is an apt description of Junior, an overgrown adolescent who has never worked a day in his life, cheated on the mother of his children, and is little more than an annoyance, like a housefly or a cockroach.

Maybe we need to send a can of Raid to Don Jr.

 

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Crime Donald Trump Jr. Eric Trump Ivanka Trump

Michael Cohen Just Directly Implicated Don Jr., Ivanka, And Eric In Their Daddy’s Crimes

Michael Cohen, who worked for many years as failed, one-term former President Donald Trump’s personal attorney and fixer, says the three eldest Trump children — Don Jr., Ivanka, and Eric — were also intimately involved in their father’s many crimes.

Appearing on CNN, Cohen also predicted that more indictments are about to be handed down against the Trumps, telling host Alisyn Camerota:

“I do want to make this promise to you and all of your viewers: I may have been prosecuted and right now am the only one, but I will not be the only one at the end of the day.”

Camerota asked Cohen if the former president and his kids would be indicted for the same thing he went to prison for: Illegal hush money payments to Stormy Daniels. He responded:

“For this crime and for others.”

And then Cohen directly implicated the Trump children:

“There were quite a few people who were involved,. Eric Trump was involved. Obviously Allen Weisselberg, who’s already under indictment. Don Jr., Ivanka — there were a slew of people who were involved in this.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lm80VoX_rhA&feature=emb_logo

As the old saying goes, From your lips to God’s ears, Michael. And please let it happen soon.

 

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Donald Trump Jr. Social Media WTF?!

Donald Trump Jr. Says He ‘Waited In Bread Lines’ When He Was A Kid

Poor Donald Trump Jr. Even though he was born with a platinum spoon in his mouth and has never worked a day in his life (unless you count cheating on the mother of his five children as “work”), he wants us to feel sorry for him and believe that he cares about the average working American.

Appearing on the Newsmax show of Nazi sympathizer Seb Gorka, Don Jr. was asked about the “empty shelves” in the United States due to a backlog of cargo ships off the coast of California:

“When conservatives say, ‘They’re socialists. The Democrats have gone radical,’ this isn’t an exaggeration, is it? You’ve seen it, Don.”

Spoiled little rich douchebag Donnie Part Deux said he had traveled with his grandparents on his mother, Ivanka’s side, who were born in Czechoslovakia, and seen the horrors of socialism:

“So I traveled with them there every summer, you know, six, eight weeks. I’ve waited in those bread lines. We’re starting to see the empty shelves that I experienced then in communist Czechoslovakia in the ’80s in America right now.”

What Junior conveniently neglected to mention is that after he had seen the bread lines, his grandparents then (probably) took him to the nearest fancy restaurant right before they hopped on the Concorde and jetted back to New York City so Don Jr. could take a shit on a solid gold commode in daddy’s penthouse apartment.

Apparently, Don Jr. is aware the MAGA faithful are so brainwashed that they’ll hear his bullshit lies and sop them up like a biscuit.

But while the braindead Trump cultists are too stupid to question the falsehoods flowing from Junior’s pie hole, most of social media was ready to pelt him with well-deserved mockery. Take a look:

https://twitter.com/SveaElske/status/1453101996781735939?s=20

Helpful hint for Don Jr.: Next time you want to whine about how bad you had it as a child, first extract your head from your ass and take some deep breaths before you start farting out lies.