While he claims to be running for the 2024 Republican presidential nomination, we know that failed, one-term, twice-impeached former president Donald Trump is actually doing little more than playing golf and being a bum, as was first reported in December by Olivia Nuzzi of New York magazine.
“He just goes, plays golf, comes back, and fucks off. He has retreated to the golf course and to Mar-a-Lago… His world has gotten much smaller. His world is so, so small.”
But it turns out that Donald has also picked up a new gig at his Mar-a-Lago golf resort that he engages in when he’s not hiding classified documents and lying about it.
According to Page Six, the disgraced former president also serves as part-time disc jockey once a week.
A socially connected insider tells Page Six that “Trump is officially DJing every Thursday night” at the members-only club.
The source added, “Members know this, and when they invite guests they say, ‘Let’s have dinner on Thursday, because Trump DJs every Thursday,’ as an event.”
The source also told Page Six that Trump also engages in politicking while he’s playing tunes.
During all the disc jockeying, “of course he works the room for votes,” the source said. “It’s always a very friendly room, since Mar-a-Lago is serious Trumpland.”
As far as his style, the insider tells us the former president is “on an iPad — usually from his table — so he eats and plays. He loves the ’80s and Broadway tunes — like ‘Phantom of the Opera’ — and Céline Dion, ‘Titanic.’ ”
Broadway tunes, Titanic, and Céline Dion? Sounds horrible.
It didn’t take long before online mockery began, with author Jill Twiss noting, “The one thing I hold dear is that all of the worst people you know will eventually try to become a DJ.”
Laura Bassett of Jezebel also laughed at the idea of Donnie the DJ:
“If this man is never actually going to be in jail for his various crimes, the next best thing is for him just to stay put in that soothing, Groundhogs Day-style time loop, utterly content with his Thursday night DJ gigs and unable to fuck up geopolitics.”
Just don’t let him dance. He’s BEYOND bad at dancing.
