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‘Dark Brandon’ Trolls The MAGA Faithful After Kansas City Wins The Super Bowl In Overtime

Shortly after the Kansas City Chiefs defeated the San Francisco 49ers in overtime to win Super Bowl 58, the Twitter account linked to President Joe Biden decided to take a mocking victory lap and have fun with the Taylor Swift-Travis Kelce conspiracy theories that have been circulating on social media for weeks.

One of those bizarre conspiracy theories was explored by Fox News on Sunday.

In an interview with MTV News from 2009, Swift explained why she often drew the number 13 on her hand before performances. 

“I was born on the 13th. I turned 13 on Friday the 13th. My first album went gold in 13 weeks. My first No. 1 song had a 13-second intro,” she revealed. 

“Every time I’ve won an award I’ve been seated in either the 13th seat, the 13th row, the 13th section or row M, which is the 13th letter.”

But wait, it gets even crazier.

This year’s Super Bowl at Allegiant Stadium in Las Vegas is the 58th in its history. Keen-eyed fans noticed that when you add 5 to 8, you get 13.

Fans also noticed that the date of this year’s Super Bowl is Feb. 11, which can be written as 2/11. Two plus 11 equals 13.

Additionally, the team facing the Chiefs is the 49ers. Take four and add it to nine, and you get Swift’s lucky 13. 

Also, there are numerous whispers on the internet that both Swift and her boyfriend, tight end Travis Kelce of the Chiefs, will soon endorse Biden for reelection, setting off a wave of support from young voters.

All of that led Biden to post this on Twitter when the Super Bowl ended:

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Social Media Points And Laughs After Matt Gaetz Explains Why He Won’t Watch The Super Bowl

Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) wants the world to know that he won’t be watching today’s Super Bowl between the Kansas City Chiefs and San Francisco 49ers, and the reason he gave for why he won’t be tuning in set off a wave of mockery on social media.

According to Gaetz, he discussed the biggest pro football game of the year with his wife, Ginger.

Wife: Today is the Super Bowl!

Me: We aren’t watching.

Wife: Why?

Me: They’re desecrating America’s National Anthem by playing something called the “Black National Anthem.”

Wife: Does that mean Cardi is performing?

Yes, “Lift Every Voice and Sing” will indeed be played at today’s game. But a quick look at some of the lyrics to the song make you wonder why it’s so controversial to some.

Lift every voice and sing,

‘Til earth and heaven ring,

Ring with the harmonies of Liberty;

Let our rejoicing rise

High as the list’ning skies,

Let it resound loud as the rolling sea.

Sing a song full of the faith that the dark past has taught us,

Sing a song full of the hope that the present has brought us;

As many on Twitter/X rightly noted, conservatives and the MAGA faithful are the biggest whiners on the planet. They also reminded Matt of his own shady past.

Matt would love to watch the game, but he’ll be far too busy adding funds to his Venmo account for another illegal liaison with a girl young enough to be his daughter.

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Vivek Ramaswamy Mocked For Absurd Taylor Swift/Super Bowl/2024 Election Conspiracy Theory

Failed Republican presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy proved today why he will never be taken seriously on any matter by suggesting that the National Football League is planning to rig Super Bowl LVIII between the Kansas City Chiefs and San Francisco 49ers in favor of the Chiefs because it would benefit President Joe Biden.

On Twitter/X, Ramaswamy responded to a posting by far-right social media conspiracy theorist Jack Posobiec, who had written, “Thinking about when Taylor Swift called out the Soros family in 2019 for buying the rights to her music and then how she came out a super liberal in 2020.”

To that, Ramaswamy replied:

“I wonder who’s going to win the Super Bowl next month. And I wonder if there’s a major presidential endorsement coming from an artificially culturally propped-up couple this fall. Just some wild speculation over here, let’s see how it ages over the next 8 months.”

Just try and follow that twisted logic, which goes like this: The Chiefs will win the Super Bowl, which will benefit singer/songwriter Taylor Swift and her boyfriend, Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce, who will then endorse Biden for reelection.

Wow! Using that sort of so-called thinking, you can also theorize that Donald Trump lost the 2020 election because (gasp!) the Chiefs beat the 49ers then, too! Oh my God!! Stop the presses!! We have found out the secret to every pro football game and election since the NFL began having the Super Bowl in 1967.

Social media quickly gave Ramaswamy the internet spanking he deserved for his hyperbolic bullshit.

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Trump: Rihanna’s Super Bowl Halftime Show Proves The US Is ‘In Serious Decline’

The annual Super Bowl halftime show was once again a must-see happening on Sunday evening, with Rihanna giving an unforgettable performance that included a post-show announcement from the singer that she’s pregnant with her second child.

As Chris Richards of the Washington Post notes:

The music felt just as plush, just as precise, with Rihanna effortlessly snapping a dozen hits together like so much Lego brick — a piquant “Rude Boy,” then a pillowy “Work,” then a serpentine “Wild Thoughts,” and on and on it went. As a vocalist, her biggest notes weren’t the highest ones so much as the broadest ones — the kind that make her most familiar hooks feel so casually capacious. But with the proceedings verging on colossal by the time she reached the regal fanfare of “All of the Lights,” she chose to tamp down the pomp by pretending to check her makeup in a compact mirror. Has anyone made a Super Bowl halftime show look this good while making it look this easy?

However, disgraced, one-term, twice-impeached former president Donald Trump was not impressed, which isn’t the least bit surprising when you consider that Rihanna dismissed him and his brain-dead supporters a couple of years ago.

In 2020, Rihanna visited the famed Cadillac Ranch roadside attraction in Texas, and posted a series of photos of her spraying a half-buried car with the words, ‘F*** Trump,’ captioning the picture “art.”

As you’d expect, the failed ex-president couldn’t resist commenting on Rihanna’s performance, taking to his failing Truth Social site and posting:

 “EPIC FAIL: Rihanna gave, without question, the single worst Halftime Show in Super Bowl history — This after insulting far more than half of our Nation, which is already in serious DECLINE, with her foul and insulting language. Also, so much for her ‘Stylist!'”

Fragile Donnie’s post drew plenty of fire on Twitter.

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Super Bowl Viewers Hilariously Trolled Trump With Multiple Versions Of The Same Joke

The Los Angeles Rams beat the Cincinnati Bengals on Sunday evening to win Super Bowl LVI by a score of 23-20.

But did the Rams actually win? That was the question many Twitter users facetiously asked after the game ended.

Using failed, one-term former President Donald Trump’s fuzzy logic, people across the country began zinging the ex-president with multiple variations of the same joke about how it’s not really a loss if you can get former Vice President Mike Pence to say otherwise. Take a look: