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Fox Host Revives ‘Birther’ Attack On Obama And Says Biden Blackmailed His Former Boss

Fox News host Greg Gutfeld decided to go full racist by reviving a bigoted conspiracy theory that former President Barack Obama wasn’t actually born in the United States (i.e. the infamous “birther” attack) and that it could be President Joe Biden blackmailed his former boss because he has the “real” birth certificate.

On the Fox show “The Five” Tuesday, the panel was discussing 10 classified documents recently discovered in a office once used by Biden when was vice president, which Gutfeld admitted could be a “nothing burger.”

That led Gutfeld to suggest this about Biden:

“But the thing is, I would not be doing my job if I didn’t raise the important questions that need to be raised about what actually happened.
“Do we know that there aren’t nuclear secrets in there? Perhaps he exchanged nuclear secrets to China for the 10%, huh? That’s a question worth raising.”

And then Gutfeld added a dig at Obama:

“What if he has Barack Obama’s real birth certificate, and that’s what got him the VP job! He’s been blackmailing the Black males?”

Since we know that Fox doesn’t actually deal in news or truth, let’s do a fact-check on Gutfeld.

First of all, as to the matter of the Biden documents and how that compares to what was found at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate, the Associated Press notes:

BIDEN: “A small number of documents with classified markings” were discovered on Nov. 2, 2022, in a locked closet at the Penn Biden Center for Diplomacy and Global Engagement, a think tank in Washington, as Biden’s personal attorneys were clearing out the offices, according to Richard Sauber, special counsel to the president.

TRUMP: Roughly 300 documents with classification markings — including some at the top secret level — have been recovered from Trump since he left office in January 2021.

In January 2022, the National Archives and Records Administration retrieved 15 boxes of documents, telling Justice Department officials they contained “a lot” of classified material. In August, FBI agents took about 33 boxes and containers of 11,000 documents from Mar-a-Lago, including roughly 100 with classification markings found in a storage room and an office.

One thing hasn’t changed at Fox since Obama was president: Their sick need to attack a man who served two terms in the White House without a hint of scandal in a pathetic attempt to paper over the four years of incompetence and blatant fraud we saw when Donald Trump was in office.

 

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Biden Has The Perfect Response When Asked About DeSantis Possibly Sending Migrants To Delaware

Now that Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis has proven there is no disgusting stunt he won’t try in order to get media attention and boost his chances of re-election (along with his bid for the White House in 2024), there are reports that he may be planning to transport more migrants, this time to President Joe Biden’s home state of Delaware.

The Independent reports:

The White House is coordinating with state officials and aid groups preparing for the potential arrival of a plane with migrants sent from Texas to coastal Delaware near the beach home of President Joe Biden.

The flight, due to arrive on Tuesday afternoon, could mark the second flight within a week organised by Florida Governor Ron DeSantis’s administration to move people seeking asylum in San Antonio to northeastern towns.

“We are coordinating closely with state officials and local service providers who are prepared to welcome these families in an orderly manner as they pursue their asylum claims,” White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre told reporters.

That led to this exchange today during a press opportunity in the Roosevelt Room where Biden was making remarks on the DISCLOSE Act:

Q On the border, why is the border more overwhelmed under your watch, Mr. President?

THE PRESIDENT: Because there are three countries that are — never have — there are fewer — fewer immigrants coming from Central America and from Mexico. This is a totally different circumstance.

What’s on my watch now is Venezuela, Cuba, and Nicaragua. And the ability to send them back to those states is not rational. You could send them back and have them — we’re working with Mexico and other countries to see if we can stop the flow. But that’s the difference.

Thank you.

But there was one more shouted question as the president began to leave the room:

Q What more can your administration be doing, Mr. President?

Q Ron DeSantis — it looks like he’s sending migrants to Delaware. Do you have any comment or response to that, sir?

THE PRESIDENT: He should come visit. We have a beautiful shoreline.

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Republicans Say Cows Dead From Extreme Heat Were Killed By Biden To Destroy The US Food Supply

Over the past seven years or so — say since Donald Trump decided in 2015 that he was running for president — we’ve been bombarded with one absurd, fact-free, idiotic conspiracy theory after another, some of which came from Trump, others from Republicans and nutjob right-wingers who were once kept mostly in the shadows.

Consider just a few of the viral conspiracy theories that have circulated during that time, most of which did indeed originate with Trump:

  • Barack Obama was born in a foreign country
  • Ted Cruz’s father played a role in the assassination of John F. Kennedy
  • Windmills cause cancer
  • Climate change was created by China to destroy the United States

And yet somehow all of those pale in comparison to the one making the rounds in GOP circles involving reports that thousands of cows have died this summer as a result of extreme heat, according to The Daily Beast:

Republicans have seized on the deaths of thousands of cattle in a Kansas heat wave as the latest proof of a baseless conspiracy theory that saboteurs ranging from the mega-wealthy to the government are out to destroy the national food supply.

That hoax has been circulating on the right for months, but received new energy after thousands of cattle in Kansas died in a June heatwave in which temperatures topped 104 degrees. A viral video that showed what appeared to be hundreds of dead cattle was cited by as proof that someone—the Biden administration, liberal billionaires, or an unnamed elite cabal—was behind the deaths.

Here we go again. Grab your tinfoil hat and get ready for the mind-numbing craziness that has been unleashed thanks to some deceased bovine.

Let’s start with Rep. Madison Cawthorn (R-NC), who thankfully lost his primary election in May and will not be returning to the House of Representatives:

In a speech on the House floor, Rep. Madison Cawthorn (R-NC) said Americans have “every right to be skeptical” about the food-supply incidents, including the cattle deaths and the baby formula shortage. Cawthorn described the incidents as a “seemly unexplainable series of food industry accidents” being ignored by the media.

“Does no one care that children are starving you and your colleagues feast at Le Diplomate?” Cawthorn said, referring to the French restaurant popular with Washington politicos.

Hey, Madison, doesn’t one of your relatives need his face humped? Shouldn’t you go tend to that and leave politics to the non-loonified?

Or perhaps Tennessee House candidate Robby Starbuck is more in tune with the mass hysteria which has overtaken the GOP in recent years:

“They did not die of extreme heat,” Starbuck tweeted. “I talked to multiple ranchers since I saw this video (one from Kansas) and they all say this needs to be investigated ASAP to get to the bottom of this because there’s no way heat caused 10,000+ cattle to drop dead. This is not normal.”

Are cows supposed to be immune to extreme heat? If it gets hot enough, any animal (the human animal included) can collapse and die. That’s medical and scientific fact. But since when do conservatives believe in facts?

Personally, I’m waiting for the rumor to start that deceased humans are being converted into food and sold back to us in the form of say…beef jerky or green tea smoothies. Only when that can be proven will we all be able to stand on our front porches and cry out in anguish, “Soylent Green is people!”

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Lauren Boebert Attempts To Insult Joe Biden And Falls Flat On Her Face

 

During an appearance on Fox News Tuesday, Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) tried not once, but TWICE to insult President Joe Biden, only to flub both attempts and wind up looking like the clueless dullard she is and always will be.

HuffPost notes that Boebert’s attempts at slagging Biden were on the issues of taxes and energy independence:

“I don’t know who’s running the federal government these days: Joe Biden or Prince John from … uhhhh … Prince John,” Boebert said on Fox News Tuesday. “But they’re taxing us into poverty.”

Prince John from Prince John? What in the hell?!

Boebert was probably trying to reference Prince John from the Disney animated movie “Robin Hood,” but apparently the already minimal synapses in her brain refused to fire.

A few minutes later, the Colorado Republican used a double negative that completely undercut what she was trying to communicate:

“If it’s not American energy, Joe doesn’t want it.”

It didn’t take long before “Prince John” began to trend on Twitter, and the videos of Bobert’s Fox appearance have been viewed over 1.2 million times so far.

Here’s some of what Twitter users had to say about Boebert’s televised faceplant:

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Eric Trump Says He’d Like To Have Dinner With Jesus So He Can Whine To Him About Creating Joe Biden

It’s a question most of us have probably been asked at least once in our lives: If you could have dinner with anyone from history, alive or dead, who would it be?

According to Eric Trump, son of failed, one-term former President Donald Trump, he’d like to have a meal with Jesus Christ, but not to discuss topics such as sin and redemption or the reason for evil in the world, but so he can complain to him about creating President Joe Biden.

Newsweek reports:

Trump, the 38-year-old son of former President Donald Trump, made the comment in an interview with Candace Owens for conservative outlet The Daily Wire.

In the interview aired on Tuesday, Owens asked Eric Trump for his ideal dining companion “dead or alive,” adding that he couldn’t choose his father.

“How about Jesus?” Trump replied.

Owens responded that Jesus was a good answer and asked what Trump would ask him at that hypothetical dinner.

Trump joked: “Did you envision this happening to the United States of America?”

He added: “Did you ever envision a person as incompetent as Joe Biden running the United States of America? How in the world did this happen?”—prompting laughter from Owens.

A minute later, Eric tried to get serious, but only compounded the matter by telling Owens:

“Honestly, I might ask him if this is actually a ploy to show people the difference between Republican leadership and Democratic leadership. Sometimes I think about that.”

Is that what you think about, Eric? You’ll forgive us if we’re amazed that you manage to “think” about anything considering that you’re not very bright to begin with.

As for having dinner, Eric might not like what Jesus has to say about his lying, stealing from a cancer charity for kids, filing fake financial reports, and other mortal sins he commits with such ease.