Capitol Insurrection January 6 Melania Trump WTF?!

Melania Claims She Didn’t Speak Out On Jan. 6 Because She Was Too Busy Working ‘On Behalf Of Our Nation’

Former First Lady Melania Trump (a.k.a. Madame BeBest) wants all Americans to know that while she would’ve loved to speak out on January 6, 2021 when the Capitol was under attack by supporters of her disgraced husband, she was far too busy tending to other matters, including working “on behalf of our nation.”

Amazingly, she said this without cracking a grin or laughing uncontrollably.

According to Fox News:

“Former first lady Melania Trump said Thursday that she was ‘fulfilling’ her official duties as first lady of the United States of America on Jan. 6, 2021, telling Fox News Digital exclusively that had she been fully informed of the events taking place at the Capitol during the day, she ‘would have immediately denounced the violence.'”

Oh, and there’s also this quote, direct from the horse’s mouth:

“As with all First Ladies who preceded me, it was my obligation to record the contents of the White House’s historic rooms, including taking archival photographs of all the renovations. Several months in advance, I organized a qualified team of photographers, archivists, and designers to work with me in the White House to ensure perfect execution. As required, we scheduled January 6, 2021, to complete the work on behalf of our Nation.”

How convenient that it just so happened to be the very same day the seat of government was under siege by domestic terrorists and MAGA minions who had been told by the failed, one-term ex-president that the election had been stolen and they were to march on the Capitol and let their anger be seen by Congress, which was meeting to confirm that Joe Biden had indeed beaten the shit out of Donnie in both the popular and electoral vote.

Despite Melania’s insistence that she had been busy on the day of the riots, her chief of staff at the time, Stephanie Grisham, recalls a very different response from the then-first lady:

Melania is full of crap. She’s a liar, a fraud, and a grifter. No wonder she married the tangerine shitgibbon.

By Andrew Bradford

Proud progressive journalist and political adviser living behind enemy lines in Red America.

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