It needs to be stated up front that Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH) may well be the most disgusting and deplorable human being to ever be elected to Congress, not only because he allegedly covered up the sexual abuse of young men while he was an assistant wrestling coach at Ohio State University, but also because he has a sick, pathological devotion to failed, one-term former President Donald Trump that is usually reserved for stalkers and psychopaths.
So it should come as no surprise that Jordan decided to spend Presidents Day 2022 paying his worshipful respects to his lord and savior, the Orange Menace, on social media, where the entire internet could see his perverse obsession with a man who would gladly toss him under a speeding train for the sole purpose of making sure his suit didn’t get wrinkled.
Specifically, Jordan shared a painting of Trump sitting at a table with other former Republican presidents (including Abraham Lincoln and Teddy Roosevelt!) having a cocktail, though it seems doubtful any of them (even a crook like Richard Nixon) would dare sit within a mile of a whiny little weasel like the Donald.
The only thing missing from the portrait is having Russian President Vladimir Putin standing behind Trump and making bunny ears while everyone at the table laughed and Donald thought they just got one his pathetic jokes from five minutes ago.
But something good did come from Jordan’s pathetic attempt to curry favor with the twice-impeached ex-president: The responses. Take a look.
