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Don Jr. Grosses Out The Internet By Posting A ‘Redacted’ Photo Of His Dad’s Groin

Always eager to prove his devotion to a man who allegedly used to physically abuse him, Donald Trump Jr. posted a photo on Instagram showing his father’s crotch with a black bar over and a message that reads:

“Redact this!!!”

 

 
 
 
 
 
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A post shared by Donald Trump Jr. (@donaldjtrumpjr)

Don Jr. also posted an image on Twitter showing one page of the redacted affidavit released Friday by the Justice Department that lays out exactly why the FBI had to serve a search warrant on the Mar-a-Lago resort where disgraced, one-term, twice-impeached former president Donald Trump currently lives:

HuffPost notes that even though the affidavit was indeed redacted, it still contained details that are very bad news for the ex-president:

The affidavit, although heavily blacked out, detailed repeated requests by federal officials for boxes of documents that the former president had stashed at his Mar-a-Lago estate when he left the White House. It showed that highly classified information was haphazardly stored at the private country club that includes his residence. The information contradicted Trump’s claim that officials only had to ask and they would have been given the material.

The National Archives first reached out about retrieving records from Mar-a-Lago in May 2021, according to the affidavit. Trump’s aides responded later that year that they had 12 boxes ready to be picked up, and the National Archives eventually left with 15 boxes in January.

FBI agents searched Trump’s Florida estate on Aug. 8 and took away dozens of additional boxes, including 11 packets of classified documents. Among that set was a batch labeled with the highest classification markings, meant for review only in secure government facilities.

Don Jr. (a.k.a. Traitor Tot), got plenty of mockery on Twitter for his tweet, with most of those who responded reminding the former president’s eldest son that his old man is in some very deep sh*t.

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Trust Fund Brat Don Jr. Whines About Student Loan Relief And Gets Squashed Flat On Twitter

As you’d expect, a privileged douchebag who has been handed everything since he was born is absolutely apoplectic that President Joe Biden announced today that he would be forgiving up to $20,000 in student loan debt for millions of Americans.

The plan, according to The Washington Post, was a long time in coming but could make a dramatic difference:

More than 40 million Americans could see their student loan debt reduced — and in many cases eliminated — under the long-awaited forgiveness plan President Joe Biden announced Wednesday, a historic but politically divisive move in the run-up to the midterm elections.

Fulfilling a campaign promise, Biden is erasing $10,000 in federal student loan debt for those with incomes below $125,000 a year, or households that earn less than $250,000. He’s canceling an additional $10,000 for those who received federal Pell Grants to attend college.

That led Donald Trump Jr. to fire off two angry tweets:

Wow! Just wow.

How ironic is it that someone who had his education paid for by his daddy and has never actually worked a day in his life is complaining about people with less getting a break from the crippling load of debt they’re carrying because they wanted to better themselves?

Oh, and the line about “gender study degrees” is just complete bullshit, straight out of the talking points that are reiterated night after night on Fox News and Newsmax, both of which are little more than GOP propaganda networks. It’s red meat for the extreme right-wing, which thinks that if you don’t major in business or finance, you’re wasting your life.

Fortunately, Junior got a heavy dose of opprobrium from Twitter users who reminded him that he should have sat out this particular debate.

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Trump Claims The FBI ‘Stole’ 3 Passports From Him – Why Did He Have So Many?

A week after a search warrant was served at his Mar-a-Lago golf club in Palm Beach, Florida, failed one-term former president Donald Trump has now announced that the FBI “stole” his three passports.

On Truth Social (a.k.a Twitter for losers), Trump angrily announced that he was now without a valid passport:

“Wow! In the raid by the FBI of Mar-a-Lago, they stole my three Passports (one expired), along with everything else. This is an assault on a political opponent at a level never seen before in our Country. Third World!”

What Trump failed to note is that the State Department (or the FBI) can take back any U.S. passport anytime they want to, for any reason whatsoever. A passport, much like a driver’s license, is a privilege, not a right.

Why did Trump have three passports? Well, says one was expired, which is perfectly acceptable. But what about the second one?

Trump likely had a personal passport and a diplomatic one which he was given while in the White House. Now that he’s no longer president, the diplomatic one is no longer valid and should have been surrendered.

Why did the FBI take the passports? Probably because they feared the ex-president would try to flee the country.

Twitter users also had some thoughts on why Trump had multiple passports and what he might have wanted to do with them. Take a look:

https://twitter.com/AaronParnas/status/1559239130332143617?s=20&t=erKscDqojgb15gKIw44fjQ

Where was Donnie thinking of a traveling to? Well, Russia is said to be lovely this time of year.

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Don Jr. Makes A Fool Of Himself By Saying The FBI Isn’t Part Of The Justice Department

There’s a constant debate that goes on when it comes to discussing the three eldest children of failed, twice-impeached former president Donald Trump: Which is the dumbest?

For many, the answer is Eric. But then Don Jr. will tweet out something that proves he, much like the man he’s named for, is perpetually dense.

Once again today, Don Jr. is taking the prize with a tweet in which he proves he doesn’t know that the FBI is part of the Justice Department. Check this out:

So the FBI was not acting alone as everyone was told… As usual allies never had up and the “conspiracy theorists” were right yet again. You can’t trust a single thing these people tell you!!!

Damn! Does Junior have any idea that there’s a thing called Google he can do an instant fact check on? If he did, maybe he wouldn’t be so perpetually clueless.

Here’s what you find when you Google FBI:

“The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) is the domestic intelligence and security service of the United States and its principal federal law enforcement agency. Operating under the jurisdiction of the United States Department of Justice, the FBI is also a member of the U.S. Intelligence Community and reports to both the Attorney General and the Director of National Intelligence.”

The FBI is part of the DOJ. Who doesn’t know this?

Let the mockery begin!

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Don Jr. And Ivanka’s Eulogies At Their Mom’s Funeral Show The Trump Family Is More Dysfunctional Than We Thought

The funeral for Ivana Trump — failed, one-term former president Donald Trump’s first wife — was held last week, and while such occasions are naturally bittersweet, people generally use the occasion to say kind and tender things about the deceased.

Unless, of course, you happen to be a member of the Trump family, and then the entire affair turns into a surreal sendoff that must have felt more like a celebrity roast than a fond adieu.

According to Arwa Mahdawi of The Guardian, the so-called eulogies given by Ivana’s two oldest children, Don Jr. and Ivanka, suggest that the level of dysfunction in the family is even more pronounced than any of us ever imagined.

Let’s start with the eldest: Donald Jr. The warm memory of his mother that he chose to recount at her funeral? The time she disciplined him so hard she had to stop from exhaustion. Once, when they were kids, said Donald Jr, his sister Ivanka accidentally destroyed an expensive chandelier. Ivanka – it will shock you to hear – lied and said it was her brother’s fault; Ivana then pulled out a wooden spoon to teach Donald Jr a lesson. He kept insisting that Ivanka was the responsible party, but, by the time he had finally convinced his mother of his innocence, she was “too tired to deal with Ivanka.”

Even stranger was what Ivanka chose to reveal about her late mother:

Ivanka’s eulogy, meanwhile? She talked about her mother telling her to wear shorter skirts. A bit odd, but not nearly as weird as the contribution from Dorothy Curry, a former nanny to Ivanka, Donald Jr and Eric. In a very dark speech, Curry talked about Ivana’s life becoming a “sinking swamp [of] parasites.”

Parasites? When you think about it, that’s the perfect description of what has been taking place inside the Trump family ever since Donald was born back in June of 1946, which suggests that when it comes time to eulogize him, the kids may just skip the event and go home to count what’s left of the Trump “empire” after daddy nearly flushed the entire thing down his gold-plated toilet.