During a campaign rally in New Hampshire on Wednesday, failed one-term, twice-impeached, and multiply-indicted ex-president Donald Trump was doing two of his favorite things: Bragging and lying.
“I feel like I’m about 35 years old. I actually feel better now than I did 30 years ago… I think cognitively I’m better than I was 20 years ago. I don’t know why.”
The failed former president also went on an extended riff about how well he did on a cognitive test he says he took while still in the White House.
“They always show you the first one, like a giraffe, a tiger, a this or that. A whale. Which one is the whale?”
“Then it gets harder and harder and harder,” Trump insisted. “And then it’s multiply 3,293 times 4, divide by 3.”
There is absolutely no mention of a whale on the test Trump claims he aced, as you can see from a sample of the test
Donnie’s bragging set off a tidal wave of mockery on Twitter/X.
