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Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Latest Campaign Ad Is So Batsh*t Crazy It’ll Leave You Speechless

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) is running for reelection, which is no surprise when you consider that the most worthless members of Congress almost always seek to stay in office, even though they don’t do a damn thing but whine and draw a salary of $174,000 a year.

The worthless part is even more true for Greene, who was booted from her committee assignments for the disgusting things she’s said, some of them after she had taken office:

The Georgia freshman has come under fire in recent weeks for her history of trafficking in racism, anti-Semitism and baseless conspiracy theories, along with her support for online comments encouraging violence against Democratic officials prior to taking office.

And now we have what may well wind up being the most batshit crazy campaign ad in American political history, with Greene ranting as she attacks George Soros, President Joe Biden, and “the globalist economy.”

On the flip side, Greene manages to praise failed, one-term, twice-impeached former President Donald Trump and make excuses for Russian dictator Vladimir Putin, insinuating that Democrats want to go to war in Ukraine to keep Putin from imposing his will on a nation of over 41 million people.

Here, see for yourself:

That led the Republican Accountability Project to ask a pertinent question:

“What do you think the most ridiculous part is? No wrong answers.”

https://twitter.com/AccountableGOP/status/1502370961840029698?s=20&t=_tWpjlx5_-6qgmb8W9qSaA

HuffPost notes that Greene’s use of a Linkin Park song is likely to get her in big trouble with the band:

Fans of the rock band Linkin Park, meanwhile, asked if the members of the group knew if Fleurie, Jung Youth and Tommee Profitt’s reworked version of their hit song “In The End” was being used in the spot.

A pro-Trump video featuring the same cover was removed from Twitter in 2020 after being retweeted by the then-president. At the time, Jung Youth slammed its use as “propaganda.”

Linkin Park’s late frontman, Chester Bennington, was no fan of Trump. Representatives for the group did not immediately respond to HuffPost’s request for comment.

As for the question of what people considered the most ridiculous part of the Greene ad, some of the responses were pure gold.

https://twitter.com/pjmchenry17/status/1502371899208536064?s=20&t=GRqsFBEyHr5r3ev0g1kgwQ
https://twitter.com/Swishavenue/status/1502374695232061445?s=20&t=Ie-Fz5jPHrDOlhAG198vmg

https://twitter.com/kingokingston/status/1502381710708965376?s=20&t=Ie-Fz5jPHrDOlhAG198vmg
https://twitter.com/FDOTUS2/status/1502630719092310017?s=20&t=Ie-Fz5jPHrDOlhAG198vmg
 

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MT Greene Complains About The ‘Grifters In The MAGA Swamp’ – Twitter Erupts In Laughter

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) says she’s had quite enough of the “grifters” who are part of the MAGA movement, and she wants the Republican Party to reject them.

Grifters, huh? Well who’s the biggest grifter of all in the GOP? None other than failed, one-term, twice-impeached former President Donald Trump, who tries to make a buck off everything and doesn’t give a damn about anyone but himself.

Also, has Greene bothered to look in the mirror lately? Seems like whenever you turn around she’s trying to raise money by raffling off a semiautomatic rifle that can be used for (wink wink) “hunting.”

Greene didn’t bother to name names or spell out who exactly she considers to be a MAGA grifter, so Twitter did it for her:

https://twitter.com/Greg_G_A/status/1500247918938361859?s=20&t=JqxCdok-KO4CRaLhruC2KQ

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Marjorie Taylor Greene Accuses Democrats Of Trying To ‘Create Happiness’ So They Can Win The Midterms

 

If you thought you’d heard all of the absurd bullshit that could possibly emanate from the putrid piehole that Georgia Republican Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene calls her mouth, what she said earlier today is so ridiculous that it’s incredible she was able to say it without bursting into laughter.

Appearing on the right-wing “Real America’s Voice” podcast, Greene suggested that Democrats want to “create happiness” so they can win the midterm elections:

“I think we’re going to hear Joe Biden, he’s going to claim victory over Covid. And if he does that then you’ll know the Democrats are lying. You’ll know for sure like we’ve already known along that they’re just using Covid for politics and they’re very much looking to move on and create happiness going into the midterms.”

Wouldn’t Biden be justified in declaring victory over COVID? After all, it was his administration that made sure everyone who wanted a vaccination got one. 64% of the U.S. population is now fully vaccinated. 76% have received at least one dose. That’s despite the lies and misinformation spread by right-wing media and anti-vax extremists like Congresswoman Greene, who was too busy attending a white nationalist convention over the weekend to do anything constructive for her constituents.

There are already rumblings inside the GOP that they may not do as well as they originally thought in November. With clowns like Marjorie Taylor Greene on the ballot, Republicans have every reason to be concerned.

Perhaps the best response to Greene’s rant came from Twitter:

That’d make one hell of a bumper sticker. Maybe Margie can have some printed up.

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MTG Tries To Explain Her ‘Gazpacho Police’ Gaffe – Only Succeeds In Further Humiliating Herself

For Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA), it’s a matter of going from the frying pan right into the fire.

On Wednesday, the Georgia Republican had a complete meltdown during an interview with One America News (OAN), accusing Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) of spying on members of the GOP caucus:

“So we have the Capitol Police – now, I don’t think it’s the rank and file – I think it is those in charge in the administration. And Nancy Pelosi is using them like political pawns, sending them into our offices.

“They’re even checking into people that go to our events outside of outside of Washington. So everything is completely out of control. Not only do we have the D.C. jail, which is the D.C. gulag, but now we have Nancy Pelosi’s gazpacho police spying on members of Congress spying on the legislative work that we do, spying on our staff and spying on American citizens that want to come talk to their representatives.”

Gazpacho is a cold soup made of raw, blended vegetables, not a type of police force. Gestapo would have been the correct word, but when you’re as stupid as Greene, you find new ways to embarrass yourself every time you open your big mouth.

And now the Georgia Republican is trying to suggest that she meant to use the wrong word and did it as some sort of moronic homage to her lord and savior, failed, one-term former President Donald Trump:

“Some of us slip up a word every now and then, but Joe Biden doesn’t even know the words coming out of his mouth practically all the time.

“The good news is that the people know the difference.

“So in the famous words of some one I hold dear.. Covfefe!”

But people weren’t buying Green’s pathetic excuse, and they couldn’t resist telling her so. Take a look:

https://twitter.com/_RespectScience/status/1492290403676082180?s=20&t=hsj-GuJlmV9chtMkOuW4WQ

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MT Greene Humiliates Herself With Absurd Rant About Nancy Pelosi’s ‘Gazpacho Police’ Spying On Congress

Based on what she said Wednesday evening during an appearance on One America News (OAN), it’s very clear that Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) has lost what was left of her already defective mind.

According to Greene, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi is using the Capitol police to spy on Republicans in Congress.

Mediaite reports:

Greene said Pelosi is using the Capitol Police to target members of Congress. She cited the allegations made by Rep. Troy Nehls (R-TX), who on Tuesday claimed police had “illegally” entered his office in November and took pictures. He also said “intelligence agents” dressed as construction workers returned days later and questioned an aide.

The Capitol Police issued a statement saying, “The weekend before Thanksgiving, one of our vigilant officers spotted the Congressman’s door was wide open. That Monday, USCP personnel personally followed up with the Congressman’s staff and determined no investigation or further action of any kind was needed.”

Yet from that unsubstantiated claim from a fellow nutjob member of the GOP caucus, Greene decided to suggest that she and others are being spied on, remarking:

“So we have the Capitol Police – now, I don’t think it’s the rank and file – I think it is those in charge in the administration. And Nancy Pelosi is using them like political pawns, sending them into our offices.”

As if that wasn’t bizarre enough, Greene then asserted that Capitol police were also investigating visitors who come to meet with members of Congress:

“They’re even checking into people that go to our events outside of outside of Washington. So everything is completely out of control. Not only do we have the D.C. jail, which is the D.C. gulag, but now we have Nancy Pelosi’s gazpacho police spying on members of Congress spying on the legislative work that we do, spying on our staff and spying on American citizens that want to come talk to their representatives.”

Gazpacho, it should be noted, is defined as a “cold soup made of raw, blended vegetables.”

Presumably, Greene was attempting to say “Gestapo,” but her brain was too filled with conspiracy theories and other assorted bullshit to process the word correctly.

Greene went on to add this bit of clear incitement to yet another insurrection:

“This government has turned into something that it was never meant to be and it’s time to make it end.”

Here’s what’s really going on with all of the Republican complaining and wailing: They’re terrified because they know the House Select Committee has evidence that implicates them in the January 6 attack on the U.S. Capitol. And now they’re imagining how bad it’s going to be when all the evidence is laid before the American public and the Justice Department beings handing down criminal charges.

Oh well, if she’s lucky, Marjorie can always make her some nice ramen gazpacho in federal prison.