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Kid Rock Forced To Cancel Concerts After Most Of His Band Catches COVID At Sturgis Rally

The man who refers to himself as “Kid Rock” thought he was on the verge of flipping off the world and getting to prove everyone wrong when it came to the raging COVID pandemic.

Even though he has almost no talent and has built a career on little more than braggadocio and image, Kid Rock decided he’d play the annual Sturgis Motorcycle Rally in South Dakota as the deadly Delta variant form of coronavirus began filling ICUs and morgues in red states, even going so far as to post on Instagram that “there is nothing the mainstream media or internet or social media trolls can do but look at this pic and weep, knowing you will never beat us.”

And then karma showed up and slapped Kid Rock right upside his empty skull, with COVID being the vehicle the universe used to bring the Kid down to his knees.

On Twitter, Kid Rock was forced to announce that some of his upcoming gigs were being canceled because several members of his band have contracted the deadly disease:

Aww…poor little washed-up wannabe music star is big mad, but the only person he has to blame is himself. Yes, he and his band were vaccinated, but they weren’t masking or social distancing, and clearly thought they were invulnerable.

But as social media users quickly reminded the Kid, while he may be a legend in his own mind, he’s still human:

Maybe Kid Rock’s next gig can be at Mar-a-Lago. Then he can infect a few of Trump’s buddies.