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Former Staffer Reveals Trump’s ‘Incandescently Stupid’ Plan For Getting Cattle Over His Border Wall 

One of Donald Trump’s signature issues and campaign promises when he ran for president in 2016 was that he’d build a wall on the U.S.-Mexico border and make the Mexican government pay for it.

Here’s a quick video memory refresher:

However, as soon as construction began on the wall, it soon became clear that some unanticipated problems would require solutions, according to former Trump administration Department of Homeland Security Miles Taylor in a soon-to-be-released book he’s written, Blowback: A Warning to Save Democracy From the Next Trump

According to Newsweek, one of the most daunting challenges involved cattle.

In his book, Taylor recalls that in a March 7, 2019, meeting, Trump “out of nowhere” complained that ranchers in Texas were being allowed to open doors in the border wall to allow their cattle to reach the Rio Grande.

“No doors. I don’t want doors,” Trump said, according to Taylor. “How crazy is this? There are doors in the border wall? It’s stupid. They can just walk up, open the door, and thousands of [illegals] rush in.”

Kirstjen Nielsen, then the homeland security secretary, told Trump that this wasn’t true, Taylor writes. But Trump “didn’t care” and ordered them to acquire any land where ranchers had access to the Rio Grande.

But if you build a wall with no doors, how in the world will the cattle be able to go across?

Trump’s solution: Have the animals cross via ladders.

“Give the ranchers ladders. They can use ladders to get to the other side, but not doors. You could use small fire trucks. Call the local fire stations, and use the ladders on their trucks to help them get over.”

Taylor says the idea was “so incandescently stupid I couldn’t laugh.”

How do you tell a moron with no understanding of basic physics and the animal world that cows and horses are not going to climb ladders, no matter what’s waiting for them on the other side?

Of course, none of this should surprise anyone when you consider some of the other moronic ideas the Donald had while serving as president. For example:

And now we can add cows traversing ladders. The idiocy has no bottom with Donald Trump.

 

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QAnon Leaders Are Now Encouraging Their Members To ‘Experience Physical Death’

A couple of years ago, some members of the QAnon movement (which many experts consider to be a cult), gathered in Dallas to await the return of the late President John F. Kennedy and his son, John Jr.

The people in Dallas were being led by a man named Michael Brian Protzman, who is known as Negative48 by his closest followers, all of whom believe that baby-eating pedophiles control the major governments of the world, including the United States.

But while most of the QAnon rhetoric has been aimed at others, especially Democratic political figures, an offshoot of the group is now suggesting that it may be time for members to “experience physical death,” which is setting off alarm bells for those who warn the movement is entering a dark phase that may culminate with a mass suicide event such as the one that Jim Jones led in Guyana circa 1978, when 909 people killed themselves by drinking fruit punch laced with cyaninde.

According to Vice:

While the group initially appeared to be waiting for the reappearance of JFK,  over the weekend, the tone of Protzman’s comments shifted dramatically. Besides proclaiming that he was God’s representative on earth, he also took part in a video chat where participants openly spoke about having to experience death in order to learn the truth.

“Ultimately… we have to experience that physical death… let go… come out on the other side,” one of the participants in the video call suggested.

Where were members to meet next? Waco, Texas:

The administrator of Protzman’s Telegram channel posted a screenshot of a navigation app showing the destination as Waco, Texas, where in 1993 a monthslong law enforcement siege of the Mount Carmel compound belonging to the Branch Davidian religious sect ended with 76 people dead, including 25 children.

That led Mike Rothschild, author of The Storm Is Upon Us, which is about QAnon, to tweet out a warning:

“The moment when the leaders of a cultic group start talking about the need for physical death to reach utopia is the moment to get the authorities involved.”

Though it’s impossible to predict what will happen next with a group of people as mentally unstable as QAnon believers, we could all awaken one morning and see the tragic results of such apocalyptic beliefs.

 

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Actor Jim Caviezel Claims Some People Harvest The Organs Of Children To Obtain Strength

Actor Jim Caviezel is probably best known for two movies: 1998’s “The Thin Red Line” and 2004’s “The Passion of the Christ.”

Caviezel’s latest film is entitled “Sound of Freedom” and deals with the subject of children being sexually trafficked around the world. The movie also contains references to well-known conspiracy theories from the QAnon movement, including the lie that wealthy liberal elites kill children, drink their blood and harvest their adrenochrome, which allows adults to remain strong and youthful.

“Sound of Freedom” will be screened on July 19 for failed, twice-indicted former president Donald Trump at his Bedminster golf club in New Jersey.

Caviezel was a guest on Steve Bannon’s “War Room” podcast today, and he said he had a message for Trump as he prepares to see “Sound of Freedom.”

“I also want to say to Donald Trump, then when you watch this movie, you will be at peace and at rest because you, more than anyone, have done incredible things Jesus talks about, that you know faith without works is dead,” Caviezel told Bannon, also comparing Trump to King David, a Biblical figure who was the third king of Israel, circa 1000 BCE.

The actor continued, “I believe Donald Trump was selected by God Almighty, and I’m talking about the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit God.”

Then came the QAnon references to drinking blood to obtain adrenochrome, with Caviezel noting:

“That’s why the devil wants to kill him, wants to hurt them. It’s always been this way since Pharaoh and then to Herod and now but more than ever and enslaving them and doing many, many things including organ harvesting and adrenochroming. And I will say that until I’m, you know, I’m dead.”

“It’s true, and there will be a lot of things that are going to come out,” he added.

And of course no right-wing conspiracy theorist can carry on a conversation without bringing up the subject of Hunter Biden’s laptop.

“Well, eventually we’ll get to see what Trump talked about, the Hunter laptop from hell; what’s on that,” Caviezel insisted. “It’s from hell.”

This isn’t the first time Caviezel has weighed in on the matter of adrenochrome.

In 2021, he told an audience:

“When you are scared, you produce adrenaline. If a child knows he’s going to die, his body will secrete this adrenaline, and they have a lot of terms that they use.

“But it’s the worst horror I’ve ever seen, is adrenochroming, even if I never, ever, ever, ever saw it.”

 

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WATCH Ted Lieu DESTROY Republicans: It’s Not The FBI’s Fault ‘Trump Surrounded Himself With Criminals’

During a House hearing today with FBI Director Christopher Wray, Rep. Ted Lieu (D-CA) absolutely destroyed Republican talking points that the agency and the Justice Department are out to get failed former president Donald Trump and those connected to him, many of whom have committed serious crimes.

When it was his time to question Wray, Lieu used one fact after another to make his point: That Donald Trump and those who are close to him have been investigated and charged because they broke the law.

Here’s a transcript of Lieu’s interrogation of the FBI chief:

REP TED LIEU: I’ll ask you a series of basic questions to get the facts out to the American people about our system of justice. Roger Stone was convicted in a federal court, correct?

FBI DIRECTOR CHRISTOPHER WRAY: That’s my recollection.

LIEU: Trump donor Elliott Brady was convicted in a federal court, correct?

WRAY: Also, my recollection.

LIEU: The attorney general at the time for those two convictions was Bill Barr. Which president nominated Bill Barr for attorney general?

WRAY: President Trump.

LIEU: Trump’s former lawyer Michael Cohen was convicted on two separate occasions in federal court, correct?

WRAY: I believe that’s correct.

LIEU: The AG at the time of Cohen’s second conviction was Matthew Whitaker, which president appointed Matthew Whitaker as acting attorney general?

WRAY: President Trump.

LIEU: Trump’s former campaign manager Paul Manafort was convicted in a federal court, correct?

WRAY: Yes.

LIEU: Trump’s former deputy campaign manager Mr. Gaetz was convicted in a federal court, correct?

WRAY: That’s my recollection.

LIEU: Trump’s campaign foreign policy adviser, George Papadopoulos, was convicted in a federal court, correct?

WRAY: Yes, he plead guilty.

LIEU: The Attorney General at that time in those three cases was Jeff Sessions. Which president nominated Jeff Sessions for Attorney General?

WRAY: President Trump.

LIEU: Which president nominated you for FBI Director?

WRAY: President Trump.

And then Congressman Lieu knocked the proverbial ball out of the ballpark by noting, “What these facts show is we don’t have a two-tiered system of justice. We have one Department of Justice that goes after criminals, regardless of party ideology. It is not the fault of the FBI that Donald Trump surrounded himself with criminals. Donald Trump brought that down upon himself. Thank you for exposing the cesspool of corruption of these Trump associates.”

Boom! That’s how you shut down Republicans: With irrefutable facts.

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GOP’s Official Twitter Account Sends Out July 4th Tweet With The Liberian Flag On It

In celebration of July 4th and American independence, the official Twitter account of the Republican Party decided to send out a happy birthday message to the United States.

But they used the flag of Liberia instead of the U.S. flag.

The GOP message read:

“247 years ago, our forefathers told Ol’ King George to get lost! Happy Independence Day from the GOP!”

Yes, that is indeed the Liberian flag.

Granted, the stripes are the same, but Liberia is 49 stars short of the U.S. flag.

The GOP later deleted the tweet, but not before the mockery had already begun on social media.