Perennial loser/endless candidate Kari Lake held one of her “I was robbed” rallies this week in Scottsdale, Arizona, and the entire affair was little more than a reiteration of her whining about how the 2022 gubernatorial election was stolen from her, despite the fact that she’s yet to produce a shred of credible evidence to prove such an allegation.
But as Laurie Roberts of The Arizona Republic notes, it was Lake’s choice of entry music that caught her attention.
It was her entrance music that was hysterical.
“American Woman.”
The song, which was originally recorded by the Guess Who in 1970, was meant as a tribute to Canadian women because the band was from Canada, as lead singer Burton Cummings explained in 2014:
“What was on my mind was that girls in the States seemed to get older quicker than our girls and that made them, well, dangerous. When I said ‘American woman, stay away from me,’ I really meant ‘Canadian woman, I prefer you.’”
The version played at Lake’s Scottsdale rally was a remake from Lenny Kravitz, but the words were the same, and it’s quite clear that Lake or whoever chose the song didn’t bother to listen or understand the lyrics.
“American woman, stay away from me.”
“Don’t come hanging around my door/I don’t want to see your face no more/I got more important things to do/Than spend my time growing old with you.”
However, in the case of Ms. Lake, the lyrics could easily be tweaked to read, “Kari Lake/Stay away from me.”
Yes, please stay the hell away from us, Kari. We’re tired of your bullshit. You lost. Deal with it and move on already.
If that’s not the most spectacular self-own of 2023, then it’s certainly got to be in the Top 3.
Social media laid the mockery and ridicule on thick.
