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Cassidy Hutchinson Reveals That Trump Has A ‘Very Potent Fear’ Of Poison Ketchup

While he loves to put forth the false image that he’s a tough guy, failed former president Donald Trump is actually terrified that someone will kill him by slipping him poison, especially in ketchup, which he puts on nearly everything he eats.

That’s the word from Cassidy Hutchinson, who worked as an aide to Mark Meadows, who served as the last chief of staff in the Trump administration.

Making an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live Wednesday evening, Hutchinson revealed that Trump will only use ketchup from small bottles that have to be opened in his presence.

“So, he, Donald Trump has, I don’t know if you know this or if anybody’s this is I don’t know if… he does have a very potent fear of being poisoned.”

Kimmel: “Did not know he had a fear of being poisoned.”

Hutchinson continued:

“Well, now you do. Uh huh. So he uses and prefers the small Heinz glass bottles because he likes to hear his valet, whoever is serving him this meal. He likes to hear the pop when he …”

“Really? That’s why? I thought his hands were so little. It seemed like like a real ketchup bottle. Its for poisoning huh. Do you think he’s. got this fear of being poisoned from all the ex-wives or where did he…”

“Or is it Russia? I don’t know.” Hutchinson explained.

Kimmel, “Good to know. I don’t think Russia’s poisoning him.”

Donnie should be very paranoid. Hell, his kids are probably the biggest threat to his long-term health, if only because they want to get him out of the way so they can try and revive the company he’s on the verge of destroying.

 

By Andrew Bradford

Proud progressive journalist and political adviser living behind enemy lines in Red America.

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