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Donald Trump Religion Viral Video WTF?!

Trump Supporter Says It’s OK Trump Cheated On His Wives: ‘Even Jesus Dated A Hooker’

If you thought you’d heard all of the absurd excuses and rationalizations Trump supporters can make for the bad behavior of their political lord and savior, you may want to go ahead and grab ahold of your socks, because what you’re about to read could well blow them right off your feet.

BoingBoing notes that Davram Stiefler of the Good Liars interviewed a MAGA member who was easily identified by the T-shirt he was wearing. The shirt depicted “Trump as the Terminator with the ‘I’ll be back’ catchphrase.”

But that’s nowhere near the most bizarre thing that took place during said interview, because the Trump fan suggested the Donald’s many affairs are simply irrelevant if you study the Bible and see who Jesus “dated.”

MAGA man: If you look at the history of Jesus, it was hundreds of years later before he was recognized, and that’s probably the same thing that’s going to happen to Donald Trump.

Stiefler: When you see him, the presence that he has in the room, the way he kind of commands the crowd and the way that he’s…

MAGA man: I think that he’s been picked by God, yes.

Stiefler: He wears lifts on his shoes, he wears a lot of make up. He wears a girdle to hold in his belly. Is that something God would do?

MAGA man: First off, if you knew anything about the apostles, they were pretty much all trash. They all had their bad qualities, and even Jesus was dating a hooker.

Actually, Jesus was not dating a hooker. The MAGA man seems to be referencing Mary Magdalene, who may have been a prostitute and was a follower of Christ. But nowhere in the Bible does it say that Jesus and Mary Magdalene were dating or involved in any manner whatsoever.

Of course, it shouldn’t surprise anyone that a Trump supporter doesn’t know what the Bible says. After all, most of them are fake Christians who proclaim their faith but don’t know the first thing about what’s actually in the Bible. If they did, they damn sure wouldn’t be so bigoted towards people of color, immigrants, and women.

The MAGA man in the video got plenty of reaction on Twitter.

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MT Greene: Friday Earthquake And Monday Eclipse Are God Telling Us To ‘Repent’

Dime store theologian and full-time crackpot Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) says she knows why there was a 4.8 magnitude earthquake felt across the East Coast on Friday and the reason there will be a solar eclipse next Monday.

According to Greene, it’s God telling us to repent.

Yep, she actually said that.

Taking to Twitter, Greene proudly declared, “God is sending America strong signs to tell us to repent. Earthquakes and eclipses and many more things to come. I pray that our country listens.”

As the note from other Twitter users rightly suggests, the eclipse is a regular phenomenon and earthquakes of varying intensity happen daily worldwide. There’s nothing unique, special, or spiritual about them. And they aren’t punishments from a deity.

Ironically, the epicenter of the earthquake felt in New York City was close to failed former president Donald Trump’s Bedminster golf club, which led to endless mockery by others on social media, who also took time to swat down Greene for her attempt to interpret the will of God.

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Roseanne Barr Calls College Students ‘Devil-Worshiping, Baby Blood’ Drinkers

Washed-up former sitcom star Roseanne Barr has always been controversial and even downright disgusting at times. Remember the way she trashed the National Anthem back in 1990? If not, here’s her so-called “performance.”

Since then, Barr has joined the extreme right wing of American politics, proudly supporting failed one-term ex-president Donald Trump and his policies.

Barr is now actively campaigning on behalf of Arizona GOP Senate candidate Kari Lake, who lost a Senate race in 2020 and is back to try again, despite her constant whining that she actually won four years ago.

Recently, Barr announced that she was headed to Mar-a-Lago for a pro-Lake fundraiser. But the language she used raised more than a few eyebrows.

And then on Thursday Barr posted a video in which she attacked college students in the U.S., suggesting that they’re all devil worshipers who drink the blood of children, a hateful trope that dates back to centuries-old anti-Semitic lies and has been adopted by members of the QAnon cult.

Looking like a white trash imitation of the Norma Desmond character in the 1950 classic film “Sunset Boulevard,” Barr tells viewers, “How’re you doing? I’m here at Mar-a-Lago supporting Kari Lake, and it was a fantastic evening and our Trump is here, being the DJ, and I’ve just danced and everyone’s amazed.”

Then came the call for students to drop out of college.

“So I’m just going to say to you, please drop out of college, because it’s going to ruin your liiiiiives. Do me a favor, drop out, they don’t teach you nothing good, uh, email me or Twitter me or whatever you call me, and I’ll help you with your life, but you gotta get out of college, because it isn’t nothing but a bunch of devil-worshipping, baby blood-drinking, Democrat donors.”

“Love ya!”

Reaction to Barr’s unhinged rant was immediate, with some suggesting she should seek professional help and others urging her to go f*ck herself right back into obscurity.

 

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MT Greene’s Boyfriend Says The Eclipse ‘Is A Signal’ That ‘Evil’ Is Destroying America

Brian Glenn is Director of Programming and an on-air host at the conservative Right Wing Broadcasting Network (RSBN), but is probably more well-known as the current boyfriend of highly controversial Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA).

Much like his main squeeze, Glenn is also a Christian extremist who sees anti-God conspiracies and “evil” everywhere he looks, noting on his LinkedIn profile that he is “attempting to glorify the Kingdom of God while promoting patriotism and love of country through entertaining programming that provokes thoughts and emotions.”

So it should probably come as no surprise that Glenn is suggesting the April 8 solar eclipse “is a signal” from God that “evil” is destroying the United States and must be eliminated by a spiritual awakening in the country.

Glenn made those remarks during a broadcast on Tuesday before a campaign appearance in Green Bay, Wisconsin by failed one-term former president Donald Trump.

A Trump supporter at the campaign rally told Glenn it was a “beautiful time to be alive,” which led the host to make his “signal” comment.

“I often say that as much conflict as we have in the world as much pain and sorrow and people are suffering, it’s a great time to be alive because we’re seeing this take place and I think we’re going to see where the largest kind of a spiritual awakening in this country that people are realizing how much evil has creeped into not only our government, but our own personal lives, and it’s destroyed this country,” he said.

Glenn added, “I think the eclipse — I think the eclipse is a signal of that, and we don’t want to get into that.”

Actually, the April 8 solar eclipse is a sign that the moon is passing between the sun and Earth, temporarily blocking our view of the sun. It has no other meaning unless you deliberately try to impose one on an event that has occurred for thousands of years.

Glenn and others on the right seem convinced that every natural phenomenon we encounter is somehow a signal from their God. But if such a deity exists, it’s just as likely that he has merely set the universe in motion and stepped back to see just how badly we can mess up his creation.

As for the “evil” Glenn refers to, he doesn’t need to look any further than the candidate he supports to see a modern manifestation of that malevolent force.

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Donald Trump Religion WTF?!

Trump’s Latest Outrage: Compares ‘His Plight’ To Jesus’ On Easter Eve

Less than 24 hours before Christians across the world began celebrating Easter, failed one-term twice-impeached former president Donald Trump declared on social media that he too was being crucified.

In a posting on his Truth Social site, Trump shared an article entitled, “The Crucifixion of Donald Trump.”

The article, which was written by Tim Constantine, argues that Trump has been persecuted in the same way Christ was.

(Trump is) living proof that certain elements of mankind, in a quest for power, are willing to sacrifice, are willing to crucify another human being.

One would hope that Americans, even those who despise Mr. Trump, have no interest in the courts being used as a political tool to punish political opponents. One would hope.

Pilate knew better. Letitia James and Judge Arthur Engoron know better. Fani Willis knows better. Jack Smith knows better. Yet like Pilate, their desire to maintain a grasp on political power is greater than their respect for the law.

Perhaps the biggest remaining question is regardless of how the courtroom crucifixions go, whether Mr. Trump will experience his own political resurrection this November.

That’s not just absurd. It’s also blasphemous and should offend anyone who calls themself a Christian.

Trump’s posting was immediately panned on social media.