Bless his coal-black, shrunken heart, Donald Trump Jr. just cannot avoid owning himself as he engages in being a dutiful son/sycophant for a father who couldn’t possibly care less about him and has long ago made it clear that Ivanka is his favorite child that he wanted to have sex with when she was only 13.
According to Junior, his father is far more accomplished in his four failed years as president than the current head of state, Joe Biden.
Don Jr. made his claim on Instagram, because apparently he doesn’t like Twitter now that the platform banned his father for being a lying, traitorous sack of shit:
How pathetic can one person be? Well there’s Don Jr. pathetic and everyone else is in a distant second place.
That was all it took for social media to light up with derision and mockery of Traitor Tot:
Somebody is definitely getting owned here but I’m not sure it’s actually the libs pic.twitter.com/vkCtSvHefC
These are the best pictures his oldest spawn could put together? Seriously. I mean… At least half of them were used to make memes, and one was a taken after he teargassed peaceful protesters to pose for a photo with a Bible that wasn’t his in front of a church he didn’t attend. pic.twitter.com/jFUByowBE5
Ummmmm, how does he not look at these and realize he played himself with a gallery of some of the most ridiculous photos of his dad…..granted, it's a wide universe from which to choose.
— David Gaines, D.M.A. Ⓥ 🇧🇷 🇦🇫 🇺🇦 🏑 (@NatsAndCats) April 18, 2021
Junior is right. It's virtually impossible for Joe Biden to beat Donald in the number of casualties caused by negligence, ignorance and narcissism.
There must be millions of photographs of the former guy, many of them perfectly anodyne, but this dude's brain is so addled by memes (or whatever) that he managed to choose nine pictures, at least eight of which are widely known objects of incessant ridicule? And of his own dad?
— Francisco Vives (T.A.F.K.A. Paco Luís ♏ontaña)⚛ (@Franks2ndlife) April 18, 2021
If daddy didn't love him before, imagine how much he wont love junior after seeing the photos the prodigal son published. The acorn doesn't fall far from the tree.
It’s going to be so much fun to watch in the months ahead as members of the Trump family start to turn on each other in exchange for a reduced prison sentence.
Perhaps you heard about how deeply upset some right-wingers were with a performance by Cardi B when she performed the song “WAP” at an awards show in a manner that some found objectionable, even though it was well within the parameters of what’s allowed on television.
However, rather than turn the channel and mind their own business, people such as Candace Owens took to social media and began whining as if someone had just plunged hot daggers into their eyes and then danced in celebration. Owens posted this:
Millions of young girls follow you. At your best, you are self-deprecating and humorous.
At your worst, you are naked, shoving your vagina into another woman’s vagina while thrusting atop her.
And that, according toThe Independent, is where things got really interesting:
“Naked photos of Melania Trump published on Twitter by Cardi B during a clash over her Grammys performance don’t violate the company’s terms of service, according to a company spokesperson.
“The rapper posted a full-frontal nude photo of the former first lady as her clash with conservative commentator Candace Owens spilt over from Fox News onto Twitter.
“A spokesperson for Twitter told The Independent that while the company has a non-consensual nudity policy that would see an account immediately suspended, images previously published with the person’s consent would not be against those rules.”
In response, Cardi B wrote this:
No! Candy, men treat women on how a woman allows a man to treat them.I mean look at Melania she was a porn star however she didn’t allowed Trump to treat her as so or shame her for her passed and made her into a First Lady & the mother of his child
I don’t know why candy is so bothered by WAP.I was just inspired by our former First Lady ?. Anyways congrats on your new show I hope you speak more about WAP I need it to reach a new Audience to go 6x platinum. Any exposure will help .Love you candy
Melania Trump once worked as a nude model. That’s just a fact. And yet you don’t hear conservatives raising holy hell about that, do you? But when a grown woman (who also happens to be African-American) dares to dance or perform in a suggestive way, suddenly a different standard applies.
It’s hard to know which to be more upset about, the hypocrisy or the blatant racism. Conservatives specialize in both.
Even though he will go down in history as a failed, one-term president who was the only man in U.S. history to be impeached not once, but TWICE, there remain many Republicans who still retain their slavish devotion to Donald Trump.
One of those badly deluded idiots is Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) who seems to get weak in the knees anytime the Donald opens his fat mouth and pukes out more hatred and derision.
Gaetz is still kissing Trump’s fat ass, firing off a tweet that’s little more than a sycophantic cry for help:
Gold standard? Just because Trump has gaudy gold fixtures in his bathroom doesn’t mean he’s actually accomplished anything. He sure as hell didn’t do anything productive as president, managing to destroy the economy with his half-assed response to the COVID-19 pandemic.
Silver Alert? What does that even mean? Sounds like Gaetz is trying to make fun of Biden’s age, but the current president just signed a historic $1.9 relief bill that will put money in the pockets of Americans and help give a boost to the economy.
It didn’t take long before Gaetz was hit with a tsunami of mockery and riducule:
Trying to kiss up as much as you can before he goes to jail, huh? That’s kkklassy. Tell me, what were you doing on January 5th? Has the FBI interviewed you yet? Forget gold – orange will be your color.
